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116 Math Pick-Up Lines That Are Positively Adorkable

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In the world of lame jokes, corny phrases, and straight-out catcalling, there’s one form of getting noticed that's neither flimsy nor stupid. No, it's not a poem by William S., (although a recital of Othello would get you far), but rather math pick-up lines. 'Pfffft,' you think, 'what's so grand about some silly math pick-up line?'
Well, boys and girls, for starters, they are very well calculated. Second of all, number pick-up lines aren’t here to divide, but to sum up. And lastly, they are forever the nerdy kind of fun that is sure to test your charming party's ability to count. To count on their wit is what we mean, of course.
We wouldn't be lying in saying that casting a spell on that special someone is not as easy as one, two, three. It's more like solving some quantum physics equation—a total of expertise, thinking outside the box, and pure chance. However, we can always help you with that first impression very easily—by giving you a roster of funny math pick-up lines!
But, enough of this multiplication of words, and let's go straight to the best calculus rizz lines, shall we? No need to grab your calculator to get them, though; they are suitable for math noobs, just the same as algebra professors. A choice for everybody, really! Once you are done checking these algebra pick-up lines, vote for the most hilarious ones and share this article with your friends!

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#1

$Math pick-up line$ Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

16points

Ali H M Salehuddin 2 years ago

I've seen the joke this way. Not a pickup line though.. Dear Algebra, Don't ask me to find your X. I do not know where she is and please, don't ask me Y.

3points

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#2

I was supposed to solve for x. I am so glad that I found u instead.

16points

panda123 2 years ago

Integration by substitution

0points

#3

Your beauty is like Π, never-ending.

16points

How Do You Write a Love Letter in Math?

Indeed, this is an excellent question, and we’re here to answer it. Before we start writing an elaborate love letter, let’s begin with something simpler—secret numerical codes for lovey-dovey words in numbers!

For starters, this is how you say “I love you” in math: 143

‘143’ represents the number of letters in the words of the phrase. So, “I” is 1, “love” is 4, and “you” is 3! By the way, you might also impress your crush by telling them that this shorthand code, as the story goes, dates as far back as 1900.

Besides the 143 code, you can also say 14344, which would mean “I love you very much,” or send them a 459, which also professes love but is related to the buttons on your phone.

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And if you want to go even further with your sexual math jokes, you can send them this equation: sin² t + cos² t= 1. To anyone with a knowledge of trigonometry, you two are meant together.

Now, piece these bits together, throw in some dirty math jokes or memes for good measure, and you’ll have a math love letter! And if you need a bit more inspiration before you set to write, take a look at the math pick-up lines that are on this list.

#4

$Math pick-up line$ Are you the square root of -1? Cause you can't be real!

14points

#5

If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?

13points

BAWK BAWK BAKAW 2 years ago

noooooooooooooooooooo

2points

#6

Are you a 45º angle? Cause you're acute-y!

12points

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#7

Would you like to be the variable to my co-efficient?

12points

Umar Jameel 9 months ago (edited)

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for, including the answer to 2x+5=15.

0points

#8

$Math pick-up line$ Are you the sum of your divisions? Because you’re perfect.

12points

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#9

If you were a function, then you'd be my asymptote… 'Cause I always tend toward you!

11points

Riverina 2 years ago

But will never reach you :(

4points

#10

You are sweeter than 3.14.

11points

#11

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

11points

Aurora Borealis 2 years ago

I would give it to them. just to ask for more lines

1point

#12

$Math pick-up line$ You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.

11points

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#13

My love is like a fractal… It goes on forever!

10points

#14

My love for you is like an exponential curve… It's unbounded.

10points

Ridge Conant 1 year ago

This helped me pick up hot sweaty men

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#15

Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

10points

#16

$Math pick-up line$ Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.

10points

Swan 2 years ago

^^

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#17

You may be out of range, yet I would love to show you my domain.

10points

#18

My love for you is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined.

10points

BAWK BAWK BAKAW 2 years ago

my love for you is like dividing by zero: irrational and not worth anyones time

1point

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#19

I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.

10points

#20

$Math pick-up line$ My love for you is like e^x, it doesn’t change at any rate!

10points

#21

As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.

10points

#22

I don’t care about maths, but I care about your number.

10points

#23

Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?

9points

Marvelor 2 years ago

This one I like

2points

#24

$Math pick-up line$ What’s your sine?

9points

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#25

My love for you is like 2x, exponentially growing.

9points

Riverina 2 years ago

2^x

3points

#26

You are my Triangle and I am yours. So, let’s join hands and become a rectangle.

9points

Maryam Lavender 1 year ago

actually according to my calculations and phD in math two triangles actually equal a square, so this is mathmatically incorrect and should be taken down for misinformation.

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#27

My love for you is true for all values of the variable – unconditional.

9points

#28

$Math pick-up line$ My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can't be defined!

8points

#29

Without you, I'm like a null set… Empty.

8points

#30

I know you like adding numbers… So could you please add yours to my contacts?

8points

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#31

I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.

8points

#32

$Math pick-up line$ Are you a square? ‘Cause you got all the right angles.

8points

Eliot Klinger 1 year ago

Hmmmmm...

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#33

Girl, I should ask you out, ’cause you can’t differentiate.

8points

Maryam Lavender 1 year ago

omg!! this pickup line i finally found! i used this on a very pretty guy and we have now been married for 5years! thanks to u ive had 2 kids and gained the man of my life

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#34

Hey girl. I wish I were a second derivative, so I could investigate your concavities.

8points

BAWK BAWK BAKAW 2 years ago

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2points

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#35

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we’d be ONE!

8points

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#36

$Math pick-up line$ If four plus four equals eight, then I plus you equals fate.

8points

#37

You have got more curves than a triple integral.

8points

Eliot Klinger 1 year ago

Nice

0points

#38

Sorry if my pick-up lines are a bit Fibbonacheesy.

8points

#39

Are you a plane curve? Because you’re my parabo-lass.

8points

#40

$116 Math Pick-Up Lines That Are Positively Adorkable$ Are you half of 20? Because you’re a perfect 10.

8points

#41

I'd like to be your derivative… So I could be tangent to those curves.

7points

Eliot Klinger 1 year ago

But I'm flat

0points

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#42

I know my math… And you've got one significant figure!

7points

#43

You must be a 90º angle… 'Cause you're looking right!

7points

#44

$Math pick-up line$ I hear you don't like fractions… So will you let me be your other half?

7points

#45

Are you √2? 'Cause I feel irrational around you!

7points

#46

My love for you is like √(-1)… Complex, but not imaginary!

7points

#47

Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.

7points

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#48

$Math pick-up line$ The square root of all my fantasies is you.

7points

#49

I am not very good at algebra, but I do know that you and I make 69.

7points

Eliot Klinger 1 year ago

nOooooooooooo

0points

#50

I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?

7points

#51

I’m like pi baby, I’m really long and I go on forever.

7points

#52

$Math pick-up line$ You are the square to my root.

7points

#53

You make my heart beat faster than an airplane going 200 miles per hour.

7points

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#54

I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

7points

#55

Being myself around you is as easy as pi.

7points

#56

$Math pick-up line$ Can I have your significant digits?

7points

#57

I’m sine, you are cosine, let’s make a tangent.

7points

Eliot Klinger 1 year ago

SOHCAHTOA

0points

#58

Hey girl. If you were a graphing calculator, then I could look at your curves all day long.

7points

Eliot Klinger 1 year ago

PERV

0points

#59

I have a math equation for you: you plus me equals awesome.

7points

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#60

$Math pick-up line$ Can I plug my solution into your equation?

7points

Eliot Klinger 1 year ago

I'm unsolvable

0points

#61

Wanna couple our equations tonight?

7points

#62

Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

7points

Eliot Klinger 1 year ago

so you're just a 0.00000000001?

0points

#63

I sure hope you know the set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.

7points

#64

Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.

7points

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#65

$Math pick-up line$ Can I explore your mean value?

7points

#66

Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce it to a series of simple periodic functions?

7points

#67

The derivative of my love for you is 0 because my love for you is constant.

7points

#68

Girl, I’d like to instantiate your objects and access their member variables.

7points

#69

$Math pick-up line$ My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it’s always increasing.

7points

#70

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

7points

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#71

I was in love with you yesterday. I am in love with you today. So by mathematical induction, I will always love you.

7points

#72

We fit together like coordinates on an axis.

7points

#73

$Math pick-up line$ We’re a Cauchy sequence, it’s gonna happen eventually.

7points

#74

I just want to be linear you.

7points

#75

I promise to be a tangentleman.

7points

#76

You derive me crazy.

7points

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#77

$Math pick-up line$ Since you like addition, you should add me to your contacts.

7points

#78

Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.

7points

#79

Are you a circle? Because you’re a 360 degree hottie.

7points

#80

Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?

7points

#81

$Math pick-up line$ I secant live without you.

7points

#82

If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.

7points

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#83

I’m an abacus – you can count on me.

7points

#84

Without you, I’d disintegrate.

7points

#85

$Math pick-up line$ Life without you would be like an obtuse triangle – not right.

7points

#86

We intersect perfectly.

7points

#87

You’re proof love exists. That’s a given.

7points

#88

My love for you is like an infinite line, it has no endpoint.

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#89

$Math pick-up line$ Are you the square root of -100? Because you're a solid 10 but too good to be real!

6points

#90

I don't like my current girlfriend… Mind if I do a you-substitution?

6points

#91

If you were sine squared I'd be cosine squared… And together we would be one!

6points

#92

Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to the simplest form?

6points

#93

$Math pick-up line$ Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve.

6points

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#94

You have a fine body. Are you a Mathlete?

6points

#95

Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

6points

#96

Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours.

6points

#97

$Math pick-up line$ The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.

6points

#98

You are as beautiful as 1.618.

6points

#99

Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.

6points

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#100

Let’s find out if we converge by taking each other to the limit.

6points

#101

$Math pick-up line$ Wanna expand my polynomial?

6points

#102

You have one compact set.

6points

#103

You do not have to be an expert at math to realize that we make the perfect pair.

6points

#104

In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch, let’s go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.

6points

#105

$Math pick-up line$ Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.

6points

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#106

You’re as cute as pi.

6points

#107

What is the sum of you + me?

6points

#108

I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.

6points

#109

$Math pick-up line$ We’re like coordinates on an axis – we fit right together.

6points

#110

Are you pi/2? Because you’re the one.

6points

#111

Not dating me would be like the square root of minus 2 – irrational.

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#112

I hope I measure up because you rule.

6points

#113

$Math pick-up line$ I’m a fraction – be my other half.

6points

#114

I less than 3 you.

6points

#115

I will never substitute you.

6points

#116

My love is like an infinity complex – never-ending.

6points

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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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