Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app

Continue in app Continue in browser

206 Marvel Quotes To Unlock Your Inner Superhero

ADVERTISEMENT

With so many action movies and series coming out, it might take a lot of work to keep up with the latest Marvel quotes. With a considerable number of characters, and all their different arcs and adventures, the universe is so vast you might need to hire a scholar just to stay on track. You might think that’s a different case with comics, but Stan Lee, along with other amazing writers, put so much heart into them that they can easily rival the productions of high-budgeted movies.

Now, some of the earlier fans of the movies might remember the older days and not find Marvel quotes funny. While it had some comedic elements, the overall theme was on a more serious side. Well, it’s not the case anymore, as more and more screen time is dedicated to light-hearted human interactions. However, we’re sure this list will provide enough funny sayings for both old and new fans.

So if you’re looking for the best Marvel quotes out there, this is the right place. Scouring through many movies and series, you’ll find inspiring sayings by Captain America, best comebacks by Tony Stark, and many more.

Without any further postponing, dig into this universe of funny Marvel quotes! Vote for your favorites and share with your fellow Marvel fans.

This post may include affiliate links.

#1

Tony Stark face in a dark room “I love you 3000.” — Tony Stark

25points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

No mr.stark!

3points

#2

“I get emails from a raccoon, so nothing sounds crazy.” - Natasha Romanoff

24points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

Omg I miss her so much!!

2points

#3

“Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on ‘Back to the Future'?” - Tony Stark

24points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

Yes

3points

#4

Peter Parker looks surprised “You’re the head of security and your password is ‘password?’” — Peter Parker

24points

#5

“That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always angry.” - Bruce Banner

22points

Alloydog 2 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcMLhS3xFG0&ab_channel=BladexTV

1point

#6

“Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.” - Drax

22points

ADVERTISEMENT

#7

“If you say one more word, I’ll feed you to my children! I’m kidding. We’re vegetarians.” - M’Baku

22points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

Scariest vegetarians ever

3points

View more comments

#8

Peter Quill in leather jacket “What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?” — Peter Quill

22points

ADVERTISEMENT

#9

“Today we don’t fight for one life, we fight for all of them.” - Black Panther

20points

#10

“I told you, I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.” - Tony Stark

20points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

“SIR! IM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO EXIT THE DONUT!”

7points

#11

Thor in a night atmosphere “That’s my hammer - and my look!” — Thor

20points

Arunika R. 1 year ago

“Noticed you copied my beard “

2points

ADVERTISEMENT

#12

“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.”- Peter Parker

20points

Skyla King 1 year ago

That scene is so heartbreaking, as well as Peter talking to Tony as he’s dying

1point

#13

Loki lying down on the floor near the stairs “I have been falling for 30 minutes!” — Loki

20points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

Loki!!!

4points

View More Replies...

View more comments

It shouldn’t be surprising that Iron Man quotes make great witty responses. After all, Tony Stark has proved time and time again that no one can outsmart him in a conversation.

#14

“You're ancestors called it magic, and you call it science.” - Thor

20points

Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago

*Your

5points

View More Replies...

View more comments

#15

“I would rather be a good man than a great king.” - Thor

19points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

You are both!

1point

#16

Thor in combat clothing “I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Because’s that – because’s that what heroes do.” — Thor

19points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

🔨⚡️

3points

ADVERTISEMENT

#17

“No man can win every battle, but no man should fall without a struggle.” - Peter Parker

19points

#18

Tony Stark has a bloody face, and his right hand is glowing “I am Iron Man.” — Tony Stark

19points

cool snap cash boy 1 year ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

1point

View more comments

#19

“It’s not enough to be against something. You have to be for something better.” - Tony Stark

18points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

😭😭😭

0points

#20

“He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.” - Yondu

18points

CelticElff 2 years ago

"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!" (I cried when they killed him off)

3points

View more comments

#21

Doctor Strange in red cloak is standing and talking “Trust yourself, trust your power – that’s how you stop it.” — Doctor Strange

17points

ADVERTISEMENT

#22

“Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride.” - Tony Stark

17points

If you are looking for funny Marvel quotes, the witty Tony Stark won’t be your only source. In fact, most Marvel characters have said something so funny it’s worth quoting at least once, but more likely, many times.

#23

“You can do it. You can do anything. You’re the world’s greatest grandma.” - Cassie

17points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

Faster than a speeding bullet on her walker

1point

#24

“If we can't accept limitations, then we're no better than the bad guys.” - Tony Stark

17points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

❤️❤️❤️

1point

#25

“You know, I keep telling everybody they should move on and grow. Some do. But not us.” - Steve Rogers

16points

ADVERTISEMENT

#26

“I don’t want to kill anyone. I don’t like bullies. I don’t care where they’re from.” - Steve Rogers

16points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

Why did they take everyone from us!?!?

2points

There are tons of inspirational quotes in the Marvel Universe to help you in times when you feel down or don’t know where to move next. Don’t believe us? Just think about the famous “Avengers, assemble!” quote. Sure, it might seem like something the creators put in the movie to get excited cheers from fans, but if you go deeper, it’s a life lesson on the power of unity in the face of danger. Quoting it when you and your team need some moral support may work wonders and boost your morale.

#27

Steve Rogers is standing outside “I can do this all day.” — Steve Rogers

16points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

I know I know!

0points

#28

Tony Stark with a man in the city “We have a Hulk.” — Tony Stark

16points

Loki Laufeyson 2 years ago

“I have an army”

2points

ADVERTISEMENT

#29

“You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed… walk it off.” - Captain America

16points

Singing in the rain 1 year ago

Says the man that was supposedly dead for 70 years

1point

#30

“We are Groot.” - Groot

16points

#31

Tony Stark is talking with a man “Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.” — Tony Stark

16points

#32

Tony Stark is talking with a man “No amount of money ever bought a second of time.” — Tony Stark

15points

Skyla King 1 year ago

But it can buy things that save you some time or make things more efficient

1point

#33

“It's not about how much we lost. It's about how much we have left.” - Tony Stark

15points

#34

“The hardest choices require the strongest wills.” - Thanos

15points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

Did you hear that Will? Now get busy on that Romeo and the pirate's daughter

0points

ADVERTISEMENT

#35

“It’s good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.” - Tony Stark

15points

#36

“Hulk smash!” - Bruce Banner

14points

Alloydog 2 years ago

hulk-6304f...74bfeb.png

0points

#37

“Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to exit the donut.” - Nick Fury

14points

#38

“If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet.” - Agent Coulson

14points

#39

Tony Stark wears sunglasses and talking with a man “Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” — Tony Stark

14points

ADVERTISEMENT

#40

“Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.” - Tony Stark

13points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

. . .

0points

#41

Thor is sitting in an armchair “He’s adopted.” — Thor

13points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

Twist, Oliver Twist

0points

#42

“I can feel the righteousness surging!” - Loki

13points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

Well, you will overdo on pickled pigs feet

0points

#43

“I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!” - Yondu

13points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

Haha you look like Mary poppins! Is he cool? Hell yea he’s cool!

7points

#44

Korg is sitting “He got in shape. He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.” — Korg

13points

#45

Steve Rogers and other characters outside in the action “Avengers, assemble!” — Steve Rogers

13points

ADVERTISEMENT

#46

“Let me know if ‘real power' wants a magazine or anything.” - Nick Fury

12points

#47

“It’s alright, you could never hurt me. I just feel you.” - Vision

12points

Skyla King 1 year ago

Such a powerful scene

1point

#48

"Wakanda Forever." - Black Panther

12points

#49

Doctor Strange in the dark “Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain.” — Doctor Strange

12points

#50

“So are you two… do you… fondue?” - Steve Rogers

11points

#51

Hulk face looks serious “Puny God.” — Hulk

11points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

Haha

0points

ADVERTISEMENT

#52

“The city is flying. We’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.” - Clint Barton

11points

CelticElff 2 years ago

This scene was *chef's kiss*!

2points

#53

“Just Wong? Like Adele? Or Aristotle? Drake, Bono, Eminem…” - Doctor Strange

11points

#54

Thor is sitting and talking “There was one time when we were children. He transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, ‘Blech, it’s me!’ And he stabbed me. We were 8 at the time.” — Thor

11points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

He's still spends all his time in the grass

0points

#55

“I'm with you 'til the end of the line.” - Steve Rogers

11points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

Oh, that's just a line with you!

-1point

ADVERTISEMENT

#56

“Let’s face it, this is not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.” - Tony Stark

11points

#57

Shuri in orange outfit looking sideways “When you said you would take me to California for the first time, I thought you meant Coachella or Disneyland.” — Shuri

11points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

I've seen enough tar pits to last a lifetime

-1point

#58

“You’re The Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You’re Spider-Boy?” - Tony Stark

11points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

Well I sure ain't the Black Widow

1point

#59

“It’s an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping.” - Phil Coulson

11points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

Do you know you snore?

1point

#60

“Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine, Tree.” - Thor

11points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

Tree, meet Termite

-1point

ADVERTISEMENT

#61

“Love is a dagger. It’s a weapon to be wielded far away or up close. You can see yourself in it. It’s beautiful until it makes you bleed.” - Loki

11points

#62

Doctor Strange in a room “Teach Me.” — Doctor Strange

10points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

Ok

1point

View more comments

#63

“You call me ‘young lady' again, I'll shove my foot up somewhere it's not supposed to be.” - Maria Rambeau

10points

#64

“Funny how annoying a little prick can be, isn't it?” - Senator Stern

10points

#65

Steve Rogers in front of blurred background “I’m just a kid from Brooklyn.” — Steve Rogers

10points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

No, Cap you are so much more than that.

1point

View more comments

ADVERTISEMENT

#66

“Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?” - Steve Rogers

10points

#67

“On your left.” - Steve Rogers

10points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

Don’t you say it don’t you say it.

4points

View More Replies...

View more comments

#68

“I do what he does, just slower.” - Sam Wilson

10points

#69

Black Widow in combat clothing “I’m sorry, did I step on your moment?” — Black Widow

10points

#70

“Language.” - Steve Rogers

10points

#71

“Anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they’d like to disclose? I’m open to suggestions.” - Tony Stark

10points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

I do a mean tango!

0points

ADVERTISEMENT

#72

“I don't know if you've been in a fight before but there's usually not this much talking.” - Sam Wilson

10points

#73

Spider-man is climbing “Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriend’s dad.” — Spider-man

10points

#74

“I don’t want to go.” - Peter Parker

10points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

I'm sure I'd be a wallflower

0points

#75

“You're drifting left. One side, there, Lebowski.” - Tony Stark

10points

#76

“I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.” - Peter Parker

10points

#77

“I will buy all the cheeseburgers you want, just to keep that smile on your face.” - Happy Hogan

10points

ADVERTISEMENT

#78

Doctor Strange in a coat and scratch on his face “I love you in every universe.” — Doctor Strange

10points

#79

“Because I have something worth fighting for.” - Thor

10points

#80

“You should know I’m a better shot when I’m pissed off.” - Natasha Romanoff

10points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

No, I didn't mean that literally!

-1point

#81

Natasha Romanoff is on a phone outside “Trying to be more than just a trained killer.” — Natasha Romanoff

10points

#82

“The best part of my life was fake and none of you told me.” - Yelena

10points

#83

“I can’t control your fear, I can only control mine.” - Wanda

10points

ADVERTISEMENT

#84

T’Challa in combat costume “Vengeance has consumed you. It’s consuming them. I’m done letting it consume me.” — T’Challa

10points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

I'm melting!

0points

#85

“We’re in the endgame now.” - Doctor Strange

10points

#86

“His name is Redwing. He’s cute. Go ahead, pet him.” - Sam Wilson

10points

#87

Scott Lang is sitting and talking with a man “Sorry, I tend to process traumatic events with dad jokes.” — Scott Lang

10points

Amber The bear 2 years ago

Best senior quote.

1point

#88

“There’s no throne, there is no version of this, where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it.” - Tony Stark

9points

ADVERTISEMENT

#89

Loki is in a leather jacket and smiling “This is so unlike you, brother. So clandestine. Are you sure you wouldn’t rather just punch your way out?” — Loki

9points

#90

“You never know. You hope for the best and make do with what you get.” - Nick Fury

9points

#91

“He just kicked your ass, full-size. You really want to find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?” - Howard Stark

9points

#92

Doctor Strange in a red coat and his mouth is open “Your sacrifice is greater than your power.” — Doctor Strange

9points

#93

“One thing I've proven is that you can count on me to pleasure myself.” - Tony Stark

9points

ADVERTISEMENT

#94

“This drink, I like it. Another!” - Thor

9points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

*smash*

1point

#95

Rocket in the night atmosphere “Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin’ usual.” — Rocket

9points

#96

“Pick on someone your own size!” - Scott Lang

9points

#97

“You shouldn’t have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.” - Peter Quill

9points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

It was a mean thing to do. I just bought it!

-1point

#98

“Guns. So primitive.” - Okoye

9points

#99

Tony Stark is talking with a girl who wears a blue helmet “Honestly, until this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.” — Tony Stark

9points

ADVERTISEMENT

#100

“Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.” - Nick Fury

9points

#101

Thor in combat costume “Ah, you never forget your first.” — Thor

9points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

I never get anything but seconds

0points

#102

“You’re in a relationship with me. Everything will never be okay.” - Tony Stark

9points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

I'm sorry, I have a foot fetish

0points

#103

“Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I dream about you. Because it's always you.” - Tony Stark

9points

#104

Tony Stark face in the night atmosphere “I have to protect the one thing that I can’t live without. That’s you.” — Tony Stark

9points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

You don't mind if I wrap you in plastic wrap, do you?

-1point

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#105

“When you look in her eyes and she’s looking back in yours… everything… feels… not quite normal.” - Peter Parker

9points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

Then she farts

0points

#106

“I am Inevitable.” - Thanos

9points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago (edited)

And….I… am.. Ironman *snap*

3points

View more comments

#107

“Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero… is how well they succeed at being who they are.” - Frigga

9points

#108

Thor is standing hands crossed “Is he, though?” — Thor

9points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

No, he's through

0points

#109

“The price of freedom is high, it always has been. And it’s a price I’m willing to pay. And if I’m the only one, then so be it. But I’m willing to bet I’m not.” - Steve Rogers

9points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

They call it income tax

0points

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#110

“Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing, that you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier but a good man.” - Dr. Abraham Erskine

9points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

Cause a Good Man is hard to find, I always get the other kind

0points

#111

“Let me tell you. That kid’s not even here yet and, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for him.” - Howard Stark

9points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

Maybe buy him a watch?

0points

#112

Doctor Strange's face “Sacrifice? That would imply I had something to lose.” — Doctor Strange

9points

#113

“Faith is my sword. Truth is my shield. Knowledge my armor.” - Doctor Strange

8points

#114

“How ironic, Tony. Trying to rid of the world of weapons, you gave it its best one ever! And now, I'm going to kill you with it!” - Obadiah Stane

8points

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#115

Pepper Potts face “Oh my God, that was really violent.” — Pepper Potts

8points

#116

“What are you waiting for? It's Christmas. Take 'em to church!” - Tony Stark

8points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

Or see if you can get back up the chimney

0points

#117

“I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your… your pelvic sorcery!” - Gamora

8points

#118

Peter Quill driving the vehicle “Filthy? Oh, she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.” — Peter Quill

8points

#119

“Ah, she left me. And my mom died too. And my dad got deported. But I got the van!” - Luis

8points

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#120

Rocket in vehicle “We’re really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we’re two-time galaxy savers.” — Rocket

8points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

From now on four-time galaxy savers

0points

#121

“I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself, ‘You know what would be a really kickass name? Taserface!'” - Rocket

8points

#122

“Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in there, and that’s where you operate.” - Tony Stark

8points

#123

Korg's face and fur on his shoulders “I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid, unless you’re made of scissors! Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke for you!” — Korg

8points

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#124

“I’m gonna need a rain check on that dance.” - Steve Rogers

8points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

Rain dances are so yesterday

0points

#125

“You seek love. It’s all any of us want.” - Thor

8points

Onion Patch Petunia 1 year ago

I could do with some hard cash

0points

#126

“The world has changed and none of us can go back. All we can do is our best, and sometimes the best that we can do is to start over.” - Peggy Carter

7points

#127

Korg Tony Stark in the classic outfit in front of a wooden wall “I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up.” — Tony Stark

7points

#128

“Look, it’s me, I’m here, deal with it. Let’s move on.” - James Rhodes

7points

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#129

“I have nothing to prove to you.” - Carol Danvers

7points

#130

“You got gifts, Parker. But you didn't want to be here. I'd love to have you in Berlin, but you've got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. I need that. The world needs that. Maybe Stark was wrong. The choice is yours.” - Nick Fury

7points

#131

Wanda is talking with a man “It won’t be Wanda that comes for her. It will be the Scarlet Witch.” — Wanda

7points

#132

“I do anything and everything that Mr. Stark requires — including occasionally taking out the trash.” - Pepper Potts

7points

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#133

“Mew-mew? What’s mew-mew?” - Darcy Lewis

7points

#134

“Does he need CPR? Because I totally know CPR.” - Darcy Lewis

7points

#135

Tony Stark in a suit “You walked right into this one. I've dated hotter chicks than you.” — Tony Stark

7points

#136

“As always sir, a great pleasure watching you work.” - Jarvis

7points

#137

“I should not be left in charge of stuff like this. I don’t get paid enough. I don’t get paid, period.” - Darcy

7points

#138

“Hey, fellas, either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I’m here to pick up a fossil.” - Natasha Romanoff

7points

ADVERTISEMENT

#139

“Finger on throat means death! Metaphor!” - Drax

7points

Theoretical Empiricist 2 years ago

"Yeah, kind of..." He actually did use a metaphor: when describing Ronin's army, he described them as "paper people".

1point

#140

“Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?” - Rocket

7points

#141

“That's for when things get really hardcore… or if you wanna blow up moons.”- Rocket

7points

#142

“That's not a question I need answered.” - Natasha Romanoff

7points

#143

“So, you like cats?” - Sam Wilson

7points

Cubbypotato 2 years ago

Yea I guess

0points

#144

“We know each other. He's a friend from work.” - Thor

7points

ADVERTISEMENT

#145

“You want a juice box and some string cheese?” - Hank Pym

7points

#146

“If toast is cut diagonally, I can’t eat it.” - Nick Fury

7points

#147

“You handle the suit. I'll handle the music.” - Happy Hogan

7points

#148

“It’s easier to be tough in front of defenseless little girls.” - Natasha Romanoff

7points

#149

“What did it cost?” - Thanos

“Everything.” - Gamora

7points

Libstak 2 years ago

Thats the wrong way around ffs.

0points

View More Replies...

View more comments

#150

“I had him on the ropes.”- Steve Rogers

7points

ADVERTISEMENT

#151

“In times of crisis, the wise build bridges while the foolish build barriers.” -T’Challa

7points

#152

“You think life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it’s giving us something. It is giving us a chance.” - Peter Quill

7points

Theoretical Empiricist 2 years ago

However, when Quill specified "A change to give a s**t", I was disappointed that Drax didn't respond with "Why would we want to give someone excrement?"

0points

#153

“If you’re nothing without this suit, then you shouldn’t have it.” - Tony Stark

7points

#154

“I’ll explain when you’re older, Hawkeye.” - Laura Barton

7points

#155

“What is this thing? Look how it thinks it’s so cool. It’s not cool to get help. Walk by yourself you little gargoyle.” - Rocket

7points

ADVERTISEMENT

#156

“I thought you were smaller.” - Bucky Barnes

7points

#157

“Can’t have a revolution without somebody to overthrow, so you’re welcome, and uh, it’s a tie.” - Grandmaster

7points

#158

“I thought that you could sense that with your Peter Tingle” - Aunt May

7points

#159

“I was already slipping when you happened to punch me in the face. The two events are not related.” - Carol Danvers

7points

#160

“Don’t do anything I would do, and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in there. That’s where you operate.” - Tony Stark

7points

ADVERTISEMENT

#161

“I’m not sure you understand the concept of a getaway car.” - Sharon Carter

7points

#162

“I don’t fly man, that’s your thing.” - Bucky Barnes

7points

#163

“I’m a regular carbon based employee made entirely of organic matter, much like yourself, Norm.” - Vision

7points

#164

“Odin: Do you not truly feel the gravity of your crimes? Wherever you go there is war, ruin and death!” - Thor

7points

#165

“At some point, we all have to choose, between what the world wants you to be, and who you are.” - Natasha Romanoff

7points

ADVERTISEMENT

#166

“Just bury me in the ocean with my ancestors that jumped from the ships, because they knew death was better than bondage.” - Erik Killmonger

7points

#167

“Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life.” - Pepper Potts

6points

#168

“No mistakes. No do-overs. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives.” - Steve Rogers

6points

#169

“But a thing isn’t beautiful because it lasts. It’s a privilege to be among them.” - Vision

6points

#170

“Activating instant kill.” - AI Karen

6points

ADVERTISEMENT

#171

“Higher, further, faster, baby.” - Carol Danvers

6points

#172

“You have no idea how reasonable I’ve been.” - Wanda

6points

#173

“I need a horse.” - Thor

6points

#174

“You mewling quim!” - Loki

6points

#175

“No hard feelings point break, you've got a mean swing.” - Tony Stark

6points

#176

“Baskin Robbins always finds out.” - Dale

6points

#177

“So… you got detention.” - Steve Rogers

6points

ADVERTISEMENT

#178

“Get lost, Squidward.” - Tony Stark

6points

#179

“They taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.” - Thor

6points

#180

“Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm… sticky!” - Peter Parker

6points

#181

“The one that got away. That means escaped.” - Thor

6points

#182

“Know that they’ll be loved.” - Wanda

6points

#183

“You’re embarrassing yourself, it looks desperate.” - Natasha Romanoff

6points

ADVERTISEMENT

#184

“Cut the brain out. Identify the weakness.” - Melina

6points

#185

“Is this your king? Huh? Is this your king? He’s supposed to protect you! To lead Wakanda into the future! Nah, I’m your king!”- Killmonger

6points

#186

“Boom! You looking for this?” - James Rhodes

6points

#187

“You’re repeating yourself! You’re repeating yourself!” - Scott Lang

6points

#188

“Then again that’s the hero gig, part of the journey is the end.” - Tony Stark

6points

#189

“This is your chance. To earn that look in your daughter’s eyes. To become the hero that she already thinks you are. It’s not about saving our world, it’s about saving theirs. ” - Hank Pym

6points

ADVERTISEMENT

#190

“I think we must learn from our mistakes and do better. You must not give up hope.” - Karun

6points

#191

“I beat some guys up. Saved the dog. Some light B and E” - Kate Bishop

6points

#192

“Welcome to the Time Variance Authority! I’m Miss Minutes, and it’s my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes! So let’s not waste another minute. Settle in, sharpen your pencils and check this out! - Miss Minutes

6points

#193

“I can’t believe you were D.B. Cooper! Come on!” - Mobius

6points

#194

“She was literally one split end from cutting her own bangs.” - Agnes

6points

ADVERTISEMENT

#195

“I made macaroni if you want some.” - Yelena Belova

6points

#196

“If you want to do something right, you make a list.” - Scott Lang

6points

#197

“I don't know what you've got inside you already. The mix could be… an abomination.” - Samuel Sterns

5points

#198

“Geez, somebody get that kid a sandwich!” - Senator Brandt

5points

#199

“There’s only one God, ma’am, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.”- Steve Rogers

5points

#200

“Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.” - Luis

5points

ADVERTISEMENT

#201

“You made a scene, didn’t you?” - Natasha Romanoff

5points

#202

“Such a poser.” - Yelena

5points

#203

“My mom abandoned me in the street like garbage.” - Natasha Romanoff

5points

#204

“Don’t waste it. Don’t waste your life.” - Ho Yinsen

5points

#205

“We got the full clown car. It means whatever the threat is, S.W.O.R.D clearly has no idea what they are dealing with.” - Darcy Lewis

5points

#206

“If it were any smarter, it'd write a book – a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon.” - Justin Hammer

4points

ADVERTISEMENT

Neilas Šurkus

I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

Eligijus Sinkunas

I’m a visual editor for Bored Panda, trying to find and select high-quality images to enhance articles across different formats. With a keen eye for detail, my goal is to ensure that each picture helps to attract readers into captivating visual experiences. As a freelancer, I’m also working as a video editor for a YouTube channel that makes music games. After work, I like to play with guitar, go to karate classes or just relax at home at play video games.

I’m a visual editor for Bored Panda, trying to find and select high-quality images to enhance articles across different formats. With a keen eye for detail, my goal is to ensure that each picture helps to attract readers into captivating visual experiences. As a freelancer, I’m also working as a video editor for a YouTube channel that makes music games. After work, I like to play with guitar, go to karate classes or just relax at home at play video games.

Marisha Kazaryan

I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write. Fulfilled this dream when I became a content creator and a filmmaker. Also got a degree in English language and literature because grammar is important! Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.

I knew I wanted to be a storyteller ever since I learned to read and write. Fulfilled this dream when I became a content creator and a filmmaker. Also got a degree in English language and literature because grammar is important! Good coffee and good music make everything better. When I’m not telling stories, you’ll find me studying foreign languages (currently, Korean), fangirling over my guinea pig Pepperboy, watching TV shows, and learning to play the drums.

What do you think ?

You May Like

60 Popular ’90s Movie Quotes We Love To Use

Justina Čiapaitė

75 Stan Lee Quotes For The Superhero Inside You

Žydrūnė Trukanavičiūtė

Back to Homepage

More about Quotes

Related on Bored Panda

Related on Bored Panda

Word Search

WordroW

Jigsaw

Crossword

Sudoku

Picdoku

Killer Sudoku

Kriss Kross

Word Flower

Trending on Bored Panda

Also on Bored Panda