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If you tell me you have never seen a Marvel movie, I’m going to assume that you are either an alien from a galaxy far away or are concealing the truth. Whether you love Marvel movies, hate Marvel movies, or openly support DC just to annoy your younger sibling, you have most definitely seen at least one MCU installment.
The peculiarity of Marvel movies is that, unlike standalone films, they create a whole universe. It’s no longer only about the big screen, but also art, fanfics, mashups, crossovers, and even superhero jokes. Fans have taken jokes for comics to a new level, turning them into an art of their own.
The studio provides a good portion of the laughs too. Easter eggs in Marvel movies can often squeeze a chuckle out of viewers, and the writers make sure to include witty banter in the dialogues as well. Whether you prefer princess Shuri, who keeps poking fun at her brother T’Challa, or Spiderman’s best friend Ned with his hilarious reactions, there are plenty of funny Marvel characters to choose from. And even the ones that are supposed to be all serious will have you doubled over with a side-splitting remark every now and then.
If you like strange (or should I say, Dr. Strange?) puns, you will find a huge number of them in this article, alongside other Avengers jokes. By the way, I am really curious to know who you consider to be the funniest Marvel character, so tell me in the comments.
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#1
Knock! Knock! Who is out there? Doctor. Doctor Who? No! Doctor Strange!
#2
What does Peter Parker tell people he does for a living?
Web designer.
#3
How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family?
One Buck.
#4
What happens when Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk walk into IKEA?
Avengers assemble!
#6
Why is Thor's brother great at sneaking around?
He is very Loki.
#7
What was Iron Man not satisfied with his new assistant?
Well, he wasn't Happy.
#8
What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk?
The Fast and the Furious.
#9
What did Thor say when he came across a rabbit on his way?
Hey, raccoon!
#10
Why was Captain America patiently waiting for so long to wield Mjolnir?
He did not want to steal Thor's thunder.
#11
What do you get when Iron Man takes off his suit?
Stark naked.
#13
How will you determine that you are in a Marvel movie?
You are bound to bump into Stan Lee randomly at some point in your life.
#14
What is Hulk's mashed potatoes known as?
Hulk's mash!
#15
The Avengers forced Black Widow to turn her GPS on because she is always Romanoff.
#17
How is Aluminum Man different from Iron Man?
Iron Man defeats villains but Aluminum Man can only foil their attempts.
#20
What is Dr. Strange's cousin's name who cannot do magic?
Doctor Normal.
#21
What is the common thing between Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character?
The last names of each are strange.
#22
Why did Aquaman not join the Marvel Comic Universe and end up joining the DC Universe?
He was hydra-phobic.
#23
Where do the Avengers go to drink coffee?
Starkbucks.
#25
Which month is the least favorite of Spider-Man?
Ock-tober.
#27
Why were the Avengers fighting blind after Infinity War?
They lost their Vision.
#28
If Captain America’s shield is vibranium, what is Hawkeye’s shield?
Quicksilver.
#29
What was T’Challa’s nickname as a baby?
Black Pampers.
#30
The Eternals are the most powerful beings in the Marvel universe. They were the only team powerful enough to destroy the franchise.
#31
What OS do the supervillains of the Marvel Comic Universe use?
Than OS.
#32
When Odin got a leak in the bathroom, who did he call?
The jani-Thor.
#33
What would be the name of a group chat with Hulk, Thanos, and Iron Man?
SnapChat.
#38
Marvel announced the first episode of the next season of "What If" It's called "The DCU was Good"
#39
What species of spider is friendly with all of the Avengers and lives in their headquarters?
A Black Widow.
#42
Why was Peter torn up about joining the Avengers?
Because his uncle Ben would never tell him to turn down the offer, but his aunt May.
#45
What is Dora the Explorer called when she wears an Iron Man costume?
FeDora.
#46
What should you tell people when you’re looking for Captain Marvel’s cat?
That you’re on a wild Goose chase.
#47
If you cross a dog and an Avenger, you end up with a Labra-Thor.
#48
Why did Marvel fire Mark Ruffalo?
They don't need him. After all, Hulk is just a big banner.
#49
Which color do all the lights in Wanda's apartment have?
No idea, but they can be turned on with a Scarlet Switch.
#50
Which baseball position is Spider-Man's favorite?
The outfield. He loves the flies.
#51
Why did Iron Man think that Thanos is pessimistic?
He's a universe half-empty kind of person.
#54
Avengers: Endgame is usually seen as Marvel’s longest movie, but that’s not true. It’s their twenty-second film.
#56
Whenever Groot gets a load of money, he shouts, “I am loot.”
#57
Marvel Studios is now against hair coloring. In fact, their next film is about a group of people that never dye.
#58
What Marvel Superhero is the best at HTML?
Spiderman.
#59
Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman. The cast will have a FeMale.
#62
Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL?
They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup.
#75
Thanos’s snap in infinity war would’ve had a greater impact if Marvel made it seem that half of the audience wasn’t there, but apparently, only DC movies can do that.
#76
Marvel is working on a Spiderman reboot for Greek audiences. Featuring the adventures of Pita Parker.
#77
Disney just tweeted that they won't be making new Marvel Universe movies, but the Tweet was cut short. Looks like they ran out of characters.
#78
How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
Hang him on the wall. Now he's a Bruce Banner.
#79
Did you hear about the new Marvel hero? He’s a Mexican guy that can clone himself... I think he’s called Juan Division.
#80
My store is currently selling Marvel-branded socks. I'm probably not going to buy any because I'm sure they will make my feet all Thor.
#81
Marvel is developing a new superhero who has the ability to remotely edit people’s DNA. He will be called “Gene Hackman.”
#86
Thor: Knock! Knock!
Loki: Who is out there?
Thor: Father adopted.
Loki: Father adopted who?
Thor: You!!!
#87
What would Baby Groot's character's name be if he was Winnie the Pooh's best friend?
Twiglet.
#88
Why did Spider-Man fail to be the hero and save the day?
He refused to get out of his bath.
#93
What do you call it when Iron Man does a cartwheel?
A ferrous wheel.
#94
The second Avengers movie left a lot of unanswered questions. Does anyone know how old Ultron actually is?
#95
Did you know that each Avenger, on average, can only have about ten minutes of screen time?
It’s a little mean.
#104
What will the Avengers movie where there is a battle of the media conglomerate Comcast be called?
It will be called Xfinity War.
#105
Why did Thanos knit himself a glove after losing the gauntlet in Endgame?
Because he wanted an Infi-knit-y Gauntlet.
#110
Which month is Spider-Man’s favorite?
Web-ruary.
#114
Why do the Avengers use the Hulk to advertise their services?
He’s essentially a giant Banner.
#118
Why does Thanos get unlimited hot beverages everywhere he goes?
He has the Gauntlet of Infinite-tea.
#120
What is Marvel's new, SPIDER-MAN-themed trophy?
A box of Uncle Ben's rice with a bullet inside.
#121
How many characters from the Marvel Comic Universe will it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one.
#122
Which Pink Floyd song is Gamora's favorite song?
'Green is the color.'
#124
Why was the second Avengers movie 'Age of Ultron' so confusing?
Because nobody knows how old Ultron is.
#129
My wife said she was leaving me because of my weird obsession with Marvel characters. I said, "Please Yondu that."
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