People are dying to get in.

"Here's Blobby!"

LOL 😆 🤣 funny

Urine the right place.

Asked and answered!

i love cutting kids!

Seriously, how do you not catch obvious things like this?

The "looking at my phone" eye is the worst!

I don't think they stiched that closed right after brain surgery...

T-Rex arms!

Typical right wing social assistant. Soylent to feed the masses via the food banks. Welcome to Tory Britain.

This looks like a jump scare demon from an early 2000's youtube prank video you send to your friends.

THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA(Must be read with an Italian accent) One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one p**s. I tella her I want two p**s. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two p**s onna my plate. She say you better no p**s onna plate, you sonna ma b***h. I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonna ma b***h. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma b***h. So I go to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna s**t. He tell me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna s**t on my bed. He say you better nog s**t onna bed, you sonna ma b***h.

"you better not sheet in the pool you son of a b*tch"

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They knew

100% intentional. And it worked - you're sharing it.

Cisko kid: Pizzaman

Nice to see Laura Palmer found work after leaving Twin Peaks.

No I think it's intentional.

You spelled promoted wrong.

Totally on purpose

Sheets energy strips doesn't take themselves too seriously. Nice.

"And we make sure that they don't do it here"

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Uber creepy

Well …maybe the employee putting the ad in place has never seen John Wick 1 & 2… or, sadly, can’t read. Yes, I’m feeling generous this morning. My normal response: pathetically hilarious/sad.

Maybe add some fava beans and a good Chianti?

Ok, but why are you a dog? And is that a megalodon or a model sub? So many questions.

Lemen, the gent. I know him.

Welcome to BSOD Avenue.

I completely didn't notice what was wrong with this picture at first

One of the notorious trash cat gang, which also includes masked cat with tiny hands and stinky striped cat. Still a 10/10 cat.