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Tinder and Bumble aren't anything new. Decades ago, we had videocassette dating services. And as early as the 1700s, lonely bachelors searched for wives through printed ads. However, by the looks of it, today's singles would've had a hard time getting a match even in the old days.

Internet personality Aubry Andrews recently tweeted a screenshot of a guy's online dating profile. The self-described open-minded fellow had 14 demands for women, many of which were contradicting each other. For example, his perfect candidate must make at least $100K but at the same be available 6 days a week.

Satire or not, even elite mountaineers couldn't reach such high standards. So as you might imagine, people immediately started reacting to the picture, creating one heck of a funny thread. Continue scrolling to check out the replies and upvote your favorite ones!

According to a survey by the Pew Research Center, three-in-ten U.S. adults say they have used an online dating site or app at some point in their lives

For some Americans, these platforms have been instrumental in forging meaningful connections: 12% say they have married or been in a committed relationship with someone they first met through a dating site or app. All in all, about a quarter of Americans (23%) say they have ever gone on a date with someone they first met through a dating site or app.

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Novel Idesa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TW: ED TALK ...…............ ................... I am 5'8" and when I was struggling with anorexia I stopped getting my period at around 125lbs because I was so malnourished and unhealthy at that weight. I was hospitalized at 118. This guy is not only an a*s but an idiot.

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Also, online dating is especially popular among certain groups – particularly younger adults and those who identify as lesbian, gay, or bisexual (LGB).

Roughly half or more of 18- to 29-year-olds (48%) and LGB adults (55%) say they have used a dating site or app, while about 20% in each group say they have married or been in a committed relationship with someone they first met through these platforms.

However, Americans who have used online dating offer a mixed look at their time on these platforms.

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BetterBitterButter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a friend in early 30s. She is not married. A colleague of hers(same age)told her that he would prefer to marry someone around 23-24 and never someone my friend's age(or his own)because it would be difficult to mould someone her age as they have their opinions and views regarding everything and it won't be easy to mould someone that age.

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Broadly speaking, online dating users describe their overall experience using these platforms in positive rather than negative terms.

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Additionally, most online daters say it was at least somewhat easy for them to find others that they found physically attractive, shared common interests with, or who seemed like someone they would want to meet in person.

However, users also experienced some downsides to online dating. Roughly seven-in-ten online daters believe it is very common for those who use these platforms to lie to try to appear more desirable. And by a wide margin, Americans who have used a dating site or app in the past year say the experience left them feeling more frustrated (45%) than hopeful (28%).

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WordWeaver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe an inflatable one. The posting is only so he whine "Poor me!" to his incel mates.

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Dating sites or apps can also become a venue for bothersome or harassing behavior – especially for women under the age of 35.

For instace, 60% of female users ages 18 to 34 say someone on a dating site or app continued to contact them after they said they were not interested, while a similar share (57%) report being sent a sexually explicit message or image they didn’t ask for.

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He wishes he was as cute as a dog, unique looking but I'm 100% sure it's better than him.

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All of this has sparked a broader debate about the impact of online dating on romantic relationships in America. On one side, some highlight the ease and efficiency of using these platforms to search for possible partners, as well as the ability to expand their dating options beyond their traditional social circles.

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But others offer a less flattering narrative about online dating – ranging from concerns about scams or harassment to the belief that these platforms facilitate superficial relationships rather than meaningful ones.

I guess you just never know who you are going to match with!

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WordWeaver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes - then he can complain to his incel mates about hw no women are good enough for him.

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niinque (they/them)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing wrong with living with your parents if they can help you out, especially with the current housing situation (Paul is still s**t tho)

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PenitentEyeball
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶Here comes the bride all fat and wide, here comes the groom skinny as a broom🎶 (This is a mock here comes the bride song, I would never sing it in an inappropriate setting)

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Annemarie Mattheyse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same. I think I was last that weight when I was 19 and depressed. It's not a sexy look.

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Jess
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took me 44 previous tweets to get annoyed enough of not understanding these numbers to actually google it. So if you're a similar potat, here you go -> 175.26 cm and 56,69 kg ;)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not even a VS model - most are over the hill by his standards.

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Agent 8433599
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finally! Another Hobbit!! Everybody I know is so tall (off topic, I know)

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PenitentEyeball
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s actually ≤125, it would be slightly better if it was >125, but still 🚩🚩🚩

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ADDee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Paul likes a good challenge. For him it’s like a hard level in a game 😏

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Francine Govan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And how are you free at least 6 days a week whilst earning this +100K Salary????

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LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But that list is wayy more reasonable, as travelling and starting a family together are important goals. Also being funny and smart.

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Lynn Morello
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He needs one of those scammers from the Philippines, I am sure they can come up with lots of Photo's to fit that profile.

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Lady Goldberry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny thing is, I'll bet if this tall, malnourished, high earning, friendless, petless gamer he thinks is out there for him turned up on his doorstep, his k**b would probably fall off in shock...

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Sarah Brown
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well it's illegal to put "under 18". He needs them young so he can groom them

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, wait, is this guy using Brian Laundrie's kill list for Gabby Petito? Don't be surprised if he turns into an episode of ID TV Evil Lives Here. There were signs.....Anyone looking for someone that rich, unhealthy slim, with no friends or attachments has murder suspect written all over their face. Beware of the signs and RUN!! The life you save may be your own.

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