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‘Nice’ Guy Is Disappointed At Women Choosing ‘Losers’ Instead Of ‘Providers’ Like Him, And The Comments Are Hilarious
The revenge of the nerds is almost complete. What began in the 80s, with the guys from the Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity showing up the jocks for the dull, boring characters that they truly are, has now morphed into a full-blown cultural revolution. Now, it’s the alpha males who are struggling to find dates.
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Sadly for the likes of Twitter user Stephen Vickers, the modern woman just doesn’t value basic qualities like physical protection and being ‘provided for’ the way that she used to– not even 700lbs of beef annually can replace a decent personality these days. What is the world coming to?
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Now, things may be different in Texas. It is an agricultural state with a large rural population that holds ‘traditional values’ close to their hearts, which is perfectly fine. But for those of us who have moved on, the tweet came across as a ridiculous reminder of the old days when it was what you had, not who you were, that decided your eligibility as a potential partner.
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The comments quickly began to pour in and didn’t disappoint, with Steve’s ‘I got beef’ brag coming in for a particular roasting.
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Because blaming women for one’s own inadequacies is always a major warning sign. When you are consistently not connecting with people, it is up to you to cultivate the kind of personality that makes you attractive!
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Lashing out at womankind for exercising the free will to choose charm, character and true love over a comfortable lifestyle is hardly the most endearing quality, is it?
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Stephen may have had a learning moment from the response to his tweet, and posted an update for some clarity as to his beliefs
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Before climbing back on board the beef train
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What do you think ?
Martata 5 years ago
He can provide beef. Imagine every day you have to eat beef. Breakfast lunch and dinner. Over and over again. No side dishes. Just beef. Because that's what he's offering. That is why nobody wants beef with him.
tuzdayschild 5 years ago (edited)
To be fair he was also offering a couple hundred acres of land and financial gifts. At least you'll have plenty of room to walk off the beef and money for the the good hiking shoes..
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John Louis 5 years ago
PLEASE EXPLAIN - What does the 700lbs of beef even mean? Who actually gives him this? Is this part of his work contract?
Dave P 5 years ago
He's a "Puncher" which is a type of cattle wrangler, so he works at a ranch and probably there is in his contract a nice amount of beef as a form of compensation. Besides an experienced person in that field can earn 70k a year plus benefits and compensation, and given you are living in low cost rural areas, you can live very nicely.
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Martata 5 years ago
He can provide beef. Imagine every day you have to eat beef. Breakfast lunch and dinner. Over and over again. No side dishes. Just beef. Because that's what he's offering. That is why nobody wants beef with him.
tuzdayschild 5 years ago (edited)
To be fair he was also offering a couple hundred acres of land and financial gifts. At least you'll have plenty of room to walk off the beef and money for the the good hiking shoes..
Load More Replies... John Louis 5 years ago
PLEASE EXPLAIN - What does the 700lbs of beef even mean? Who actually gives him this? Is this part of his work contract?
Dave P 5 years ago
He's a "Puncher" which is a type of cattle wrangler, so he works at a ranch and probably there is in his contract a nice amount of beef as a form of compensation. Besides an experienced person in that field can earn 70k a year plus benefits and compensation, and given you are living in low cost rural areas, you can live very nicely.
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