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‘Nice’ Guy Is Disappointed At Women Choosing ‘Losers’ Instead Of ‘Providers’ Like Him, And The Comments Are Hilarious

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The revenge of the nerds is almost complete. What began in the 80s, with the guys from the Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity showing up the jocks for the dull, boring characters that they truly are, has now morphed into a full-blown cultural revolution. Now, it’s the alpha males who are struggling to find dates.

'Nice' Guy Is Disappointed At Women Choosing 'Losers' Instead Of 'Providers' Like Him, And The Comments Are Hilarious

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Sadly for the likes of Twitter user Stephen Vickers, the modern woman just doesn’t value basic qualities like physical protection and being ‘provided for’ the way that she used to– not even 700lbs of beef annually can replace a decent personality these days. What is the world coming to?

'Nice' Guy Is Disappointed At Women Choosing 'Losers' Instead Of 'Providers' Like Him, And The Comments Are Hilarious

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Now, things may be different in Texas. It is an agricultural state with a large rural population that holds ‘traditional values’ close to their hearts, which is perfectly fine. But for those of us who have moved on, the tweet came across as a ridiculous reminder of the old days when it was what you had, not who you were, that decided your eligibility as a potential partner.

'Nice' Guy Is Disappointed At Women Choosing 'Losers' Instead Of 'Providers' Like Him, And The Comments Are Hilarious

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The comments quickly began to pour in and didn’t disappoint, with Steve’s ‘I got beef’ brag coming in for a particular roasting.

'Nice' Guy Is Disappointed At Women Choosing 'Losers' Instead Of 'Providers' Like Him, And The Comments Are Hilarious

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Because blaming women for one’s own inadequacies is always a major warning sign. When you are consistently not connecting with people, it is up to you to cultivate the kind of personality that makes you attractive!

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Lashing out at womankind for exercising the free will to choose charm, character and true love over a comfortable lifestyle is hardly the most endearing quality, is it?

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Stephen may have had a learning moment from the response to his tweet, and posted an update for some clarity as to his beliefs

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Before climbing back on board the beef train

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I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

James Caunt

James is a Bored Panda reporter who graduated with a BA in Peace And Conflict Studies and an MA in African Affairs. Before Bored Panda, he was an English teacher and also travelled a lot, doing odd jobs from beer-slinging to brickie's labourer and freelance journalism along the way. James loves covering stories about social and environmental issues and prefers to highlight the positive things that unite us, rather than petty internet squabbles about fictional characters. James is the grumpy, contradictory one who thinks that Bored Panda, due to its large audience, has a social responsibility to inspire and inform its readers with interesting issues and entertaining, well-researched stories. Let's do our bit to make our little corner of the internet a smarter, more truthful and less angry place!

James is a Bored Panda reporter who graduated with a BA in Peace And Conflict Studies and an MA in African Affairs. Before Bored Panda, he was an English teacher and also travelled a lot, doing odd jobs from beer-slinging to brickie's labourer and freelance journalism along the way. James loves covering stories about social and environmental issues and prefers to highlight the positive things that unite us, rather than petty internet squabbles about fictional characters. James is the grumpy, contradictory one who thinks that Bored Panda, due to its large audience, has a social responsibility to inspire and inform its readers with interesting issues and entertaining, well-researched stories. Let's do our bit to make our little corner of the internet a smarter, more truthful and less angry place!

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Pittsburgh rare 5 years ago

I would be interested...if it was cheese

94points

Shannon Matthews 5 years ago

Chocolate for me plz

39points

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Jeff Heinemann 5 years ago

I will accept both chocolate and cheese! Hell, chocolate-covered cheese! I guess that would be a fondue then.

10points

Tacitus86 5 years ago

I mean.... cheese comes from milk which comes from cows so....

4points

Michał Osiecki 2 weeks ago

goat cheese

0points

Martata 5 years ago

He can provide beef. Imagine every day you have to eat beef. Breakfast lunch and dinner. Over and over again. No side dishes. Just beef. Because that's what he's offering. That is why nobody wants beef with him.

38points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago (edited)

To be fair he was also offering a couple hundred acres of land and financial gifts. At least you'll have plenty of room to walk off the beef and money for the the good hiking shoes..

32points

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Kate Johnson 5 years ago

That's honestly what I was thinking. The first thing that popped into my head was "800 lbs? So we each have to eat one pound a day?! My heart will burst... from closed arteries and the heart attack in less than a year!"

3points

Avital Pilpel 5 years ago

>>>>He can provide beef. Imagine every day you have to eat beef. Breakfast lunch and dinner ... CHALLANGE ACCEPTED

2points

Adriana Depta 2 weeks ago

Thats my diet :P And that's how I healed from autoimmune disease :D So I can go with that :D

0points

John Louis 5 years ago

PLEASE EXPLAIN - What does the 700lbs of beef even mean? Who actually gives him this? Is this part of his work contract?

32points

Dave P 5 years ago

He's a "Puncher" which is a type of cattle wrangler, so he works at a ranch and probably there is in his contract a nice amount of beef as a form of compensation. Besides an experienced person in that field can earn 70k a year plus benefits and compensation, and given you are living in low cost rural areas, you can live very nicely.

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elfin 5 years ago

At first I though it was some kind of sexual innuendo, but I guess he was being literal. Most people do not measure the quality of their life in beef.

15points

Dianna Siever 5 years ago

Holy effing shite, I almost cried to see two guys make such insightful and valuable points about humans that happen to be female. THANK YOU John and Dave! We're as varied as anyone else, with faults, strengths, inner and outer lives.

7points

Max L. 5 years ago

Loosers aren't usually aware to be loosers, so they find other means to explain their condition. The moment of acknwledgement is usually painful, for this chap here it will be the day of understanding the problem wasn't the quantity offered.

1point

spirit wolf 5 years ago

Diabolical!!! Is it not?

0points

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Pittsburgh rare 5 years ago

I would be interested...if it was cheese

94points

Shannon Matthews 5 years ago

Chocolate for me plz

39points

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Jeff Heinemann 5 years ago

I will accept both chocolate and cheese! Hell, chocolate-covered cheese! I guess that would be a fondue then.

10points

Tacitus86 5 years ago

I mean.... cheese comes from milk which comes from cows so....

4points

Michał Osiecki 2 weeks ago

goat cheese

0points

Martata 5 years ago

He can provide beef. Imagine every day you have to eat beef. Breakfast lunch and dinner. Over and over again. No side dishes. Just beef. Because that's what he's offering. That is why nobody wants beef with him.

38points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago (edited)

To be fair he was also offering a couple hundred acres of land and financial gifts. At least you'll have plenty of room to walk off the beef and money for the the good hiking shoes..

32points

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Kate Johnson 5 years ago

That's honestly what I was thinking. The first thing that popped into my head was "800 lbs? So we each have to eat one pound a day?! My heart will burst... from closed arteries and the heart attack in less than a year!"

3points

Avital Pilpel 5 years ago

>>>>He can provide beef. Imagine every day you have to eat beef. Breakfast lunch and dinner ... CHALLANGE ACCEPTED

2points

Adriana Depta 2 weeks ago

Thats my diet :P And that's how I healed from autoimmune disease :D So I can go with that :D

0points

John Louis 5 years ago

PLEASE EXPLAIN - What does the 700lbs of beef even mean? Who actually gives him this? Is this part of his work contract?

32points

Dave P 5 years ago

He's a "Puncher" which is a type of cattle wrangler, so he works at a ranch and probably there is in his contract a nice amount of beef as a form of compensation. Besides an experienced person in that field can earn 70k a year plus benefits and compensation, and given you are living in low cost rural areas, you can live very nicely.

60points

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elfin 5 years ago

At first I though it was some kind of sexual innuendo, but I guess he was being literal. Most people do not measure the quality of their life in beef.

15points

Dianna Siever 5 years ago

Holy effing shite, I almost cried to see two guys make such insightful and valuable points about humans that happen to be female. THANK YOU John and Dave! We're as varied as anyone else, with faults, strengths, inner and outer lives.

7points

Max L. 5 years ago

Loosers aren't usually aware to be loosers, so they find other means to explain their condition. The moment of acknwledgement is usually painful, for this chap here it will be the day of understanding the problem wasn't the quantity offered.

1point

spirit wolf 5 years ago

Diabolical!!! Is it not?

0points

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