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When His Wife Goes On Vacation, This Man Has Secret Fancy Dinners With His Cats
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When His Wife Goes On Vacation, This Man Has Secret Fancy Dinners With His Cats

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Though he’s been married to his wife for 32 years, a man who goes by ‘greatcanine’ online has been hiding a sinister secret from her – when she’s gone on vacation and he’s home alone, he has elegant formal sit-down dinners… with their cats.

The man recently posted a photo of himself eating a fancy dinner with his cats, explained his wife’s absence; “It’s girls week at the beach with her old high school friends. No way I want to be part of that… Six days into her vacation I joked ‘I’m going to have a formal dinner with the cats.’ Then I thought about it for a while…”

He took the first photo in 2012, and decided to post it again now that his wife is out of town, along with a photo proving that he created the older photo.

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There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 2012 photo had plates and candles! Where did the plates go in 2015? You can't have a formal dinner without fine china. Haha! :D

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MOL! I was thinking the same thing. Come on dude, a few dried food pieces throw on the bare table hardly compares with the 2012 set-up. And by now they should have fancy jeweled collars or little bow ties to complete the look!

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 2012 photo had plates and candles! Where did the plates go in 2015? You can't have a formal dinner without fine china. Haha! :D

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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MOL! I was thinking the same thing. Come on dude, a few dried food pieces throw on the bare table hardly compares with the 2012 set-up. And by now they should have fancy jeweled collars or little bow ties to complete the look!

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