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This Guy Points Out Why Your Salad Tastes Dull And Flavorless And Explains How To Make It Taste Delicious
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This Guy Points Out Why Your Salad Tastes Dull And Flavorless And Explains How To Make It Taste Delicious

This Guy Explains Why Your Salad Tastes Dull And Flavorless And Explains How To Make It Taste DeliciousMan Goes On A Twitter Rant About How To Make Man's Twitter Rant About Making This Guy Teaches People How To Make Salad That Doesn't Taste Dull And FlavorlessWhat Starts Off As An Angry Twitter Rant About Boring Salads Actually Turns Out To Be Good Advice For Making Them ExcitingMan Gives Brilliant Advice On How To Make 'Exciting' Salads In A Twitter RantMan Goes On An Angry Twitter Rant, Gives Solid Advice On How To Make 'Exciting' SaladsThis Guy Points Out Why Your Salad Tastes Dull And Flavorless And Explains How To Make It Taste DeliciousThis Guy Points Out Why Your Salad Tastes Dull And Flavorless And Explains How To Make It Taste DeliciousThis Guy Points Out Why Your Salad Tastes Dull And Flavorless And Explains How To Make It Taste Delicious
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It would definitely be hard to find a person that would say that salads are their favorite meal and be genuine about it. While usually packed with nutrients and vitamins, salads aren’t exactly the most flavorful meals. So, it’s no wonder that people would often skip on them and choose something delicious, like a burger or a pizza. However, one Twitter user says that salads can be tasty and what most people make and consume are, in fact, a very boring variety of salads. Fear not, though, he’s also provided some tips on how to turn your salads into ‘exciting’.

In a 9-step Twitter thread, Elan Gale offered plenty of ways how one can ditch their boring salad for a tasty treat. From using a variety of greens to seasoning individual ingredients, Gale’s list starts off as an angry rant, but gradually grows into a genuinely helpful list.

Bored Panda has reached out to Elan Gale for additional information, but he has yet to respond.

One man recently went off on Twitter to explain how to make salads that are not boring

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In a 9-step tweet thread he enthusiastically gave tips on how to create exciting salads

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Giedrė Vaičiulaitytė

Giedrė Vaičiulaitytė

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Giedrė Vaičiulaitytė

Giedrė Vaičiulaitytė

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As a writer and image editor for Bored Panda, Giedrė crafts posts on many different topics to push them to their potential. She's also glad that her Bachelor’s degree in English Philology didn’t go to waste (although collecting dust in the attic could also be considered an achievement of aesthetic value!) Giedrė is an avid fan of cats, photography, and mysteries, and a keen observer of the Internet culture which is what she is most excited to write about. Since she's embarked on her journalistic endeavor, Giedrė has over 600 articles under her belt and hopes for twice as much (fingers crossed - half of them are about cats).

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Corey Smith
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy needs to calm the f**k down. I'll make my salad however I please.

Hans
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And stop adding homogenizer. This is just rubbish that is required for off-the-shelf dressings.

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Bláthnaid O’Loughlin
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are your tweets boring? I’ve got some NEWS. Yes, NEWS. Add CAPITAL LETTERS. EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! For gods sake, SWITCH UP your WRITING STYLE!

Malakai
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. Fun fact: the way cilantro and coriander taste is genetic. If it tastes like soap, that's actually because you're technically allergic to it. I can't stand the stuff as a result

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Corey Smith
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy needs to calm the f**k down. I'll make my salad however I please.

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And stop adding homogenizer. This is just rubbish that is required for off-the-shelf dressings.

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Bláthnaid O’Loughlin
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are your tweets boring? I’ve got some NEWS. Yes, NEWS. Add CAPITAL LETTERS. EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! For gods sake, SWITCH UP your WRITING STYLE!

Malakai
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. Fun fact: the way cilantro and coriander taste is genetic. If it tastes like soap, that's actually because you're technically allergic to it. I can't stand the stuff as a result

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