wow. so many weird misogynistic stereotypes here. Does this person also believe our wombs detach, fly about our bodies and make us crazy once a month?

This is horrifying. Has this man ever seen a vagina? I could not imagine jamming credit cards up it.

The picture on the right is quite accurate and can apply to this whole post 😳

Oo. This writer does not like the look of pregnant women, so has decided that women must hate it - you know, because he hates it and they surely all want to appeal to him because he's so awesome.

Oh someone needs to tell this person men also get stretch marks and they are not ll from having kids. weightloss or gain does it too

Just imagine the reverse: "every hair in my beard becoming a tiny penis"

Jesus...

Lately my breasts only cry and sigh deeply. I miss all the smiling

Oh dear, this guy just revealed himself to be a very very confused virgin.

Why is it so easy to confuse arousal with a shart?

"Then I realized it was just the reappearance of the Doritos Locos taco I ate earlier..."

A**l leakage = not aroused. Dear God.

mine tends to do that after eating Chipotle...not very appealing

That’s called swamp ass and you should go see a doctor 😆

That's the diarrhea.

Sounds like you should be making a doctor's appointment asap!

Did this author get his ideas about female characters and buttholes from reading yaoi and bad slash fiction? Cause that’s the only place i’ve seen self-lubricating buttholes before.

Her butt hole might be wet due to a wet fart.

Failed the school's sex ed class...

If his butt is wet, he should go to the bathroom and learn to wipe better.

rly glad this doesnt happen IRL

I uh think i have lost my appetite for the chocolate i was going to eat

Maybe you should check with a physician :P

*cutely shits on desk*

Diarrhoea?

Yeah cause my poop biologically needs a male in order to poop other wise I need surgery. Yeah...

Oh my gods

I saw something like this in the depths of Wattpad once

Oh man, oh man, oh man!! My b******e puckered tightly when imagining what the fellow was in for. Definitely not the smooth ride he anticipated.

Has he received the Novel prize yet for discoveries in medicine?

ummm. no

...said no woman ever. If you’re ‘wet’ down there you have diarrhoea.

Maybe it was Taco Tuesday

Unfortunately, the woman in this story is experiencing diarrhea.

Ewww

Wrong Hole man

Actually, nothing that is visible in the written text indicates that the person talking is a woman.

Diarrhoea?

I, too, shart myself when I’m aroused

STOPPP

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this is a pretty common trope in alpha/beta/omega gay smut, maybe it wasn't a woman. Please..please don't let it be a woman.

I am 12(f) but I think its Clitoris

What. The. Fuq.