wow. so many weird misogynistic stereotypes here. Does this person also believe our wombs detach, fly about our bodies and make us crazy once a month?

This is horrifying. Has this man ever seen a vagina? I could not imagine jamming credit cards up it.

The picture on the right is quite accurate and can apply to this whole post 😳

LMAO...I am going to use boobs for all units of measure...milliboobs, microboobs, deciboobs, gigaboobs...my friends surely will tire of me

Does anyone know how many millimetres results in one milliboob ... I kind of want to measure mine and my gf boobs - and some more stuff from the flat... "That table is xxx milliboobs high."

Oh, good its only 3.5 miliboobs. 4 miliboobs would just be unrealisticly large.

I feel like I shouldn't be laughing so hard at this. I knew I should've kept abreast of this post.

Yes, I looked just like the lady on the right. I mean... wtf??

I bet America would be more willing to learn metric...

Milliboobs.. I quite like that term..LOL. I have a generous handful, depending on the size of the man hand of course.

i agree with the last line.¨what the bloody hell?!?!¨

the passage higher up when she is called an 'item' is just as gross

Chokes on own spit and dies. Yes the new measurement is “milliboob” and “handfuls” mhm get it right people! Talking about letters and stuff isn’t one A enough to make her point? Bizzarre

The entire page is just screwed up

Errr, ladies. just a heads up, look this word up in a dictionary. "Joke". ;)

I have 4 and a quarter Milliboobs! :D

I never heard of that? Is that part of the metric system?

What is this unit supposed to measure, density?

hehe men i am planning my revenge

this has to be satire

WTF???

the fck is a milliboob

lol

the picture on the right is me evrey time i read weird shiz on twitter also "3 and a half millaboobs" where tf did he get that from like ???

MILLIBOOBS? How quaint and utterly juvenile.

* me if i read it * (the picture)

Is this story a comedy? Because, if it is, then the fact that everyone who read this both laughed and cringed was probably the authors intent.

Does it occur to anyone else that these books might be intentionally stupid?

WUT

sentence that was cut off is probably a fourth wall break

🤣🤣🤣that's so wrong why

"I grinned stupidly; what else could I do?" I suggest some lessons in biology *facepalm*

Oh the fetishes of Men.

Who are these terrible writers?

How big is a handful?

To be honest, I wouldn't expect a lot of insight into women in a Letter to Penthouse type story...

Standard measure?

WTF?

The paragraph above says it all, “ .. to put the make on such a choice item, I was the boy & she was the item.” .. well, he got the “boy” part right.

I can't believe someone read that and still published it.

Excuse me?

??????/ dafuck is a milliboob?

Why is this funny

What is milliboobs? This man has definitely never seen a boob in his life

Oo. This writer does not like the look of pregnant women, so has decided that women must hate it - you know, because he hates it and they surely all want to appeal to him because he's so awesome.

Oh someone needs to tell this person men also get stretch marks and they are not ll from having kids. weightloss or gain does it too

Just imagine the reverse: "every hair in my beard becoming a tiny penis"