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Imagine a cooking show watched by more than 1.5 million foodies every day. Before you start picturing Michelin-like edible goodness you’d rather hang on the wall, I gotta tell you—this one couldn’t be further away. It's what Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares are made of.

The "Masak Apa Tak Jadi Hari Ni" Facebook group, which loosely translates to “What Booboo Did You Cook Today,” is dedicated to the most epic cooking fails you could think of. Since Malaysia implemented a movement control order on the 18th of March, the group has been gaining a cult-like following. More than a million people have joined the community in a week since its launch on April 14.

We selected some of the most hilarious and stomach-turning entries from the other side of the world. We’ve also added screenshots of Facebook's translation so you’ll get a better clue of what’s going on in the pics. Because trust me, it’s a lot.

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#1

Takoyaki

Hazily Hariss Report

Kanga9ine
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The last thing I remember......oh jeez. Nevermind.

Monika Soffronow
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That must have been a frightening experience to be cooked like that, and he's the only one who dared to keep his eyes open. Poor sod.

Emerald Joanna
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks like it has definitely seen some sh**

Nyan Cat
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!NO!NO!

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    #2

    Moist Chocolate Cake

    Noor Syahida Sapuan Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, that's fine. Walnuts look like brains too and they're delicious. ♡

    ember avery
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mother always told me that fruits and nuts look like the organ they do good to. like oranges help your lungs bc if you put two pieces facing inwards side by side it looks like a pair of lungs. probably not true but i liked the idea of it.

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    May-Lin Martinsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like intestines.. Might want to cover it in A LOT of buttercream..

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be the grossest cake I've looked at, regardless of the taste...

    KP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one soft mushy brain that is

    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some red food dye on it and serve it at Halloween

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    #3

    Cookie

    Dila Fadzrey Report

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left: me before quarantine, right: me after quarantine

    KatHat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that is literally what the joke is about.

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    ANDREA SERRANO MORALES
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pic to the right is me before quarantine and after quarantine, just add like 1/2 more junk food and it will be more accurate

    KP
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me before and after pandemic

    Kesam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always knew exercise doesn't help you lose weight! 😉

    Polina Semeniuk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Boi, Get A Workout Person On The Right!

    elia 84631
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you eat too much fast food and candy during quarantine

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right: me before quarantine left: also me after quarantine

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly why I don't jog. Running nowhere fast and ending up an urban legend teenagers only whisper as I sneak up on their parked cars looking for anything edible. Snickers, peanut butter cup, forget 3 musketeers, a chick-o-stick, Big Mac.........

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    The Malaysian Facebook group "Masak Apa Tak Jadi Hari Ni" (MATJHN) was born when one of the administrators realized that her usual posts weren't getting a lot of response, “prompting her to share her cooking mishaps instead as a learning process for everyone,” according to the Sun Daily.

    The Facebook group now receives about 5K requests to join every 5 minutes. One member, Elda Shazreena, explained that “it’s due to the current trend as many people are trying out various recipes during the MCO.” The Malaysia Movement Control order was implemented on 18 March. From 27 March, some locations were subject to the stricter "Enhanced Movement Control Order" that forbade residents to leave their homes.

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    #4

    Fish

    Asyraf Zakaria Report

    KP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks said the fish

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would have thrown this guy back before we hit the shore. He's a fighter and even in his final moment after his final moment, he ain't going without leaving some skid marks as he departs.

    #5

    Donut

    Salmah Wan Mat Alie Report

    Saoirse Tadashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is certainly screaming for help

    Dolly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burn it! (5 minutes later)*SCEAMING FOR HELD*

    elia 84631
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect treat for mathematics fans

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the saddest face I've ever seen. I'm standing here, buck naked after my shower, balling my eyes out. It's not scary. Just so sad. Ok. I got to go hack up some veggies and start cooking.

    Jim Kang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Please...please, put me out of my misery". Bet it tastes good though.

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be photo shopped into "The Scream" painting

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    #6

    Cake Meleleh

    Port Share Report

    M Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More edges and corners

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah weedhopper, you have discovered the need for back of pan below the lava flow. The heating box known as oven thanks you.

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean there's an ombre effect going on over there 😂😂

    #7

    Sugar Drink

    Möhd Näzmié Report

    Rina Alias
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oii..very bad translation la.

    Eddie Maurer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 kilo of sugar drink? Ummm am I missing something here?

    Aquatiq Aqwa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, he wants to melt the sugar into liquid form, he should pour more water, so it wont caramelised.. its easier to make jugs of drinks with melted sugar.

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    Slune
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great piece of food art

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And burning sugar SMELLS SO AWESOME! /S

    Lola
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell do you clean that? 🤣

    Jim Kang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of hot water, to melt that burnt sugar. Or LOTS of scrubbing.

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    #8

    Long Curry Curry

    Hafiz Lempeng Report

    Adam C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like baby feet

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last one is especially disturbing loll

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disembodied stuffed baby feet en croute. Wonder what they stuffed them with. Fois Gras?

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    #9

    Donut

    Haiza Mor Report

    Max Han
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The demon has taken refuge in your cooking

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like ManRay's head from Spongebob!

    Bored Monkei
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The caption is so funny! I wonder if non-Malaysians get it.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is better than seeing Jesus on grilled cheese!

    Turtleturleturtle
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like Bendy sorta! Still a cartoon character! 😀

    Im Fine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it's screaming for help....

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    #10

    Chicken Feet

    Nurul Syamimi Report

    Saoirse Tadashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goodness! I thought I'm the worst in the kitchen... This seems to boost my confidence a little haha

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those few that are surprised/disgusted, chicken feet are eaten in several different countries, Asia, Africa, Americas and possibly other places. Not all places and within a country not all regions. Some places might be a delicacy, some a different but not unusual food and some places feet are just cooked with the rest of the chicken (the case of where my mom grew up). Grandpa liked it, was his favorite, my mom liked the oil gland and liver, while my favorites were thighs, gizzards and heads (I was the weirdo for liking the head).

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raw or blackened. Nothing in between. No substitutions. And ketchup and blindfolds cost extra.

    COcO BAMa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People also eat cow tougue and pig eyeballs so chill their are worst

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you go to the River Twigz in Super Paper Mario.

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    #11

    Eggs

    Norizah Noris Zakaria Report

    Xeph
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad cause you're about to eat it

    KP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't want you to eat it

    serato
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have all been there.... When things like that happened to me the internet didn't exist yet. I don't know if that's good or bad :D

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    #12

    Pizza

    Azma Wati Report

    Artemis Thorne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they're trying to escape the pizza, but the cheese is holding them back

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut into rounds, not slices. No hot dogs on pizza!

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah cause otherwise you would have wasted 2 years of that pineapples life (apparently it takes 2 years for a pineapple to grow)

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    #13

    Marble Cake

    Khairul Eza Report

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you don't have to shop for a new tire when the next one blows up.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 cups of sugar or microwave. Which is worse?

    Samantha Kalitzki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wer backt auch in einer Mikrowelle 🤔

    Ace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it looks good...

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean this mAY just be quarantine talking, but I'd try your tire-cake haha

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe skip the sugar and just use real marbles next time.

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 spoons of sugar? That sounds like bread, not cake. I can see why one would want to use cups instead :D.

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    #14

    Cake

    Rusmaini Ros Report

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what the hell is this thing? Looks like plastic with a memory.

    Munie Muniratul
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she want to make a pandan cake but the cake turn out like this.. when she cut it, it has some tunnel inside.. hahaha

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    Call Me AJ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just call it an inchworm. Nobody will ever know the original plan.

    #15

    Pigs In A Blanket

    Nur Afiqah Report

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This quarantine had made daredevils of everyone. Cutting hair, trying new recipes, sewing. I think it's great that we've had the time to discover that we are not supposed to be all things to all people, including ourselves, and work on the gifts we have always possessed that makes each of us unique. Recognize and develop the certain something no one else anywhere can do quite like you.

    Slune
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it to order? I have a idea!

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    #16

    Green Apam

    Alvie Achmad Rochis Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see this all I can think of is the beginning of Scary Movie 2 where they parody The Exorcist!

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... the person turned the blender on and went away?

    Adawiyah Rabiatul
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she left the batter fermented inside the blender to go folding cloths. this was to make some kind of fluffy rice cake.

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    KP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh why is it green? I wonder why

    elia 84631
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milkshake made by unused green slime of this year's cancelled Nick KCA

    elia 84631
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Susan L. Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe sell it as a modern sculpture and make back all the money?

    #17

    Frog And Bitter Gourd

    Mohd Noor Moza Report

    KP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    almost the shade of poop

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This time we're spending in quarantine has given so many the opportunity to try things they could never find time to try before. There may be mistakes made but that is true in everything we do from birth till death. Be daring, laugh at your failures and try again. You are never a failure as long as you try. This is the time to revisit who you are and who you think you need to be. It's time to discover what matters most in your life and time to be flexible and open to what others may see in themselves. So stuff May burn. It's not the end of the world. If it continues to burn everytime you cook, it may be the end of your wasting time on that and moving on. Be open to run with what moves your spirit. There's always pizza.

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    #18

    Kuih Keria

    Mohd Nizam Ahmad Report

    GeneralZod
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what these are but no doubt they came from the upside down

    Carole Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another alien lifeform getting its bearings

    #19

    Cupcake

    Norliza Binti Sulaiman Report

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is better than my sister's attempt lmao. She forgot to put in the baking powder, hence rock hard, dense, 2-inch-tall chocolate chip burnt "cupcakes" @Olive

    Flame Phoenix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to break it to you, you made elephant toothpaste that isn't any kind of cupcake

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't decide whether it looks like a black lady's flapjack titty or a black man's semi

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    #20

    Cake

    Ain Nurfadhilah Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one, this creature bursts out of there and attaches itself to your face :)

    Mary Dellenbusch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a seed pod from the alien movie.

    #21

    Macaron

    Jaja Rosli Report

    hopie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is REALLY hard to make macaroons

    KP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are so hard to make

    Max Han
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you can use them as a party game Throw the flat macaroons at the donkey

    Cici Qiu
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the eggs were over whipped, but they still are delicious tho

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    #22

    Chocolate Cake

    Iwan D'Scarl Letta Report

    Carole Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fill it with buttercream and sell it to the car manufacturer

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    #23

    Penampo

    Teh Dahlia Report

    GeneralZod
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet they still tasted delicious

    Rhiannon C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my current amount of sanity is equivalent to the thing in the front there. Everyone else seems fine!?

    MintyKitty!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the black-eyed ones want to kill all life on earth. The other ones are fine.

    #24

    Pandan Steamed Cake

    Khyrull Anwar Report

    Xeph
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is it turtle enough for the turtle club?

    elia 84631
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steamed cake with pesto sauce

    #25

    Apam

    Alieysza Nadiea Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wants to kiss you! ♡

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk... This still looks pretty nice!!

    Jane Lim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kylie Jenner's lips ain't got nothin on this apam sis HAHAHA

    Ralph Van Loton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandmother trying to give you a kiss at your birthday...

    Slune
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hemmorhoids waiting for surgery

    Andres Trujillo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it starts singing, Kill Audrey before it grows

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what apam is but this looks delicious lmao

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    #27

    Rhino Cake

    Ramlah Wan Report

    Adawiyah Rabiatul
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the name of this dish should be "badak berendam" or roughly translated as swimming rhino. buuut...it came out look more as a rat..hence the nickname miss ti as in Tikus = rat.

    #28

    Chicken Belly

    Fyda Hamdan Report

    GeneralZod
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just needs a side a fava beans and a nice chianti

    Max Han
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look too bad, I would try it

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These.. were supposed to be donuts... HOW?

    Saoirse Tadashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when you have a bad diarrhoea 🤭

    Susan L. Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medusa when she finally got a haircut!

    Munie Muniratul
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually a sweet potato doughnut in brown sugar but maybe the sugar mixture has so much liquid that it turn out like this.. kekeke..

    Ralph Van Loton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small intestines, or intestinal parasites...

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    #29

    Boiled Eggs

    Aicha Lestariati Report

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once put water on for eggs and forgot, for 2 hours. Ruined the pot, the lid handle melted and oozed inside as well :D. :\

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    #30

    Mustard Seeds In Syrup

    Shilawati Mokhtar Report

    EeLynn Wong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basil seeds. They are like chia seeds, they expand a bit when soaked in water and have a jelly-like consistency. In Malaysia, we make a rose syrup flavored drink and add basil seeds to it for a bit of texture. But somehow this person's husband bought cheap seeds that were mixed with something else, so nothing happened, the seeds didn't expand. Bit of an anticlimax, this one.

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    Max Han
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call the exterminators, you have an infestion

    M Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly looks like mosquito eggs in water

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    #31

    Hot Rain Rice

    Hafizah Yusof Report

    mummy pig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one stupid enough to touch translation???

    Xeph
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @mummy pig: *raises hand* no you are not...I admit I did as well. Lol!

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    google translate says To cook hot rain rice :) Las2 So the rain clouds overcast

    #33

    Fried Lekor Crackers

    Mira Razak Report

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it on the toilet and the driveway. I wanna see the other's reaction on looking at it.

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    #34

    Snail Gulai

    Arrahman Awang Report

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    #35

    Bread

    Ayu Marlina Easa Report

    Xeph
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost thought these were oysters on a half shell.

    #36

    Fish

    Siti Fathimah Ishak Report

    GeneralZod
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG they cooked the stomach bursting fella from Alien!! The Horror!!