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I had a thoroughbred mare who laid like this all the time in her box and outside. She even snored. She was lent out to a young rider, and I warned her about it. She got many calls that she was sick/dead! She went on to compete at national level eventing and was the most relaxed, intelligent horse I've met. Died at 27 while doing what she loved most; trail riding. ❤️

It's all fun and laughter when they make the 'jokes' but if the women joke back it's suddenly no longer funny

2094, obviously.

It's an acquired taste

Hey, that means that sex education has improved since I went to school.

When I was a child, I used to hold the sincere belief that my parents only had secks three times ever. Once to make me, another time to make my sister, and one more time in between when my mom had a miscarriage. I refused to acknowledge that it could be a recreational activity.

Skin wrestling was what my little sister called it after walking in on our parents.

Hey, if it weren't for them being "disgusting," she wouldn't be here!

I feel like the more disturbing thing about it is if you have younger siblings

Why do they NOT give sx edu for ME in MY SCHOOL /j

lmao

Meanwhile, the christian school I went to only gave sex ed to boys, and even then it wasn't particularly thoroug.

My younger sister said the same thing the first time she found out I had been with her best friend. Turned out best friend and I were soulmates.

Why isn't this higher!?!!!?!? Also, why would a parent let strangers - essentially any school staff is a stranger- teach their child about sex, biology, gender identity, STDs and all the rest of it? I sat mine down before the class so it wouldn't be such a shock and also that they would be comfortable with the topic and not giggle from nervousness, possibly making other kids miss something important.

Maybe if thinks it is disgusting she won't end up as a teen mom

Sure she did.

Haha 🤣, champagne shower time!

They look like high school teachers now. That would be a great school.

Bravo to him. Twice. First for limiting his use of instacrap, and secondly for actually finding something there that was of any value, which must be a first.

and she deserves every bit of it!

And happy employees as they are allowed to sit down

No no no just give my groceries please 😭

Ooooooh, I didn’t think about that……

Poor Covid.

Interesting question.

I tell our Alexa “thank you” on a regular basis. Just covering my äss for the inevitable robot uprising. She’ll remember.

Mister Peniss

In that case, Googleling Benedict Cumberbatch trying to say "pinguin" might also help alot 💞

As it replaces the word "Christ," it should be possessive - apostrophe s.

Very like that Victoria Wood newsreader sketch "We would like to apologise to viewers in the North. It must be awful for them"

The classic dad response

That's someone who doesn't give a f**k

Sorcery. That's why

Did they use the same bowl to cut their hair?

To be fair, some fried chicken does taste good with lemon.

Respect🙏🙏🙏

£22 an hour for a SURGEON???

I believe the fine is separated from the payment for gas, so now you have to pay for two things.

"So you'll come and help me if I get in a pickle? That's a yes?"

I'd watch that

Saving the bees!!!

usually you are expected to bring the beverages first

At first I thought this was referring to an actually pet bird like a parrot or something, and thought "wow the bird keepers have really lost it". But it turns out it's just me who has lost it

For the US, from insurance.com: "[Regarding teens or seniors accident rates] Although both have a stereotypical reputation for being poor drivers, the statistics are clear. Teen drivers are far riskier on the road than are senior drivers. In fact, National Safety Council (NSC) statistics show that teens are overrepresented in car crashes, including fatal crashes

Or even worse... me!!

I wish I had a 2 day weekend! Sunday is my only day off 😢

8/8 roasted potatoes.

Asda?

For those that don't know. During Covid lockdown in the UK you would get fined if you had gatherings of people other than the people you live with. Boris Johnson the then Prime Minister had a party & nothing was done about it.

Before I make it to 60, we'll have either fixed everything and live in a eutopia, or society will have collapsed and the world will be a barren wasteland. Either way, that's my retirement plan.