365 Asshole Parents Who Ruined Their Children’s Lives

#1

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

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#2

I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

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#3

Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

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#4

Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

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219points

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#5

I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

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#6

Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

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186points

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#7

He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

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184points

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#8

I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

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180points

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#9

We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

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#10

He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

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#11

She Farted And Got A Fright

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#12

There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

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#13

The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

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#14

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

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#15

When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

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#16

He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

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#17

He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

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#18

Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

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#19

Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

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110points

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#20

Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

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99points

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#21

I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

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97points

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#22

I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

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94points

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#23

I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

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93points

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#24

Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

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93points

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#25

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

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#26

Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.

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#27

Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

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#28

His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

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#29

We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

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#30

I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

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#31

Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

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#32

When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

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76points

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#33

Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

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#34

His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

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72points

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#35

Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

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#36

"Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

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#37

I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

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#38

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker

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70points

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#39

Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

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65points

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#40

My Shoes Don't Fit Her

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#41

Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do

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63points

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#42

He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

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#43

We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

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#44

The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

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58points

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#45

He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

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#46

I Told Her I Loved Her

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57points

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#47

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

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56points

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#48

We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

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#49

He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall

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#50

She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

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#51

I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

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#52

He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One

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#53

Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker

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#54

He Couldn't Wear My Shorts As A Top To Go To The Shops

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46points

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#55

I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet

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45points

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#56

She Wants A Butterfly, And I Can’t Deliver

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#57

I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch

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42points

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#58

He Didn’t Want To Have Fun

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39points

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#59

Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer

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#60

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Toilet Brush

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#61

I Turned The Water On For His Bath

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38points

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#62

I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On

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#63

All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”

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#64

I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again

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#65

She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More

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#66

He Ate All Of The Blueberries

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35points

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#67

He's "Stuck" Under The Kitchen Table

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34points

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#68

He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...

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#69

I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed

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#70

Someone Was Not Happy That His "Coffee" Was Just Milk

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#71

Because I Walked Faster Than Declan When Going Down The Stairs

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31points

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#72

The Oreo Pack He Pulled Out Of The Trash Can Is Empty

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#73

It’s Not His Birthday

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#74

He Can't Get Into His Sister's Toy Barbie Jeep

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#75

She Was Crying Because She Didn’t Want The Banana She Asked For 5 Minutes Before

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#76

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Her Shoe

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29points

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#77

Because I Unbuttoned Her Shirt ...

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28points

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#78

I'm Not Daddy

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#79

Because I Peeled The Sticker Off Of A Melon

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#80

I Asked Him To Pick Up The Towel He Threw On The Floor

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27points

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#81

He's Crying Because He's Stuck In His Brother's Underwear

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#82

She Can't Reach The Tissues

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26points

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#83

Captain Kirk's Feet Won't Fit In The Container Sideways

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25points

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#84

31 Degrees Out And I Won’t Let Him Play With His Water Table

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#85

He Finished The Milk In His Sippy Cup, Apparently This Is Catastrophic

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#86

Because I Wouldn’t Play The Ghostbusters Theme Song For The Fourth Time In A Row

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#87

Because We Can't Leave The Refrigerator Door Open While He Rearranges The Condiments

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#88

Her Noodles Were Shaped Like Stars Instead Of Elsa

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#89

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat His Shoe

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#90

Mama Won’t Let Her Chew On The Rim Of The Trash Can

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23points

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#91

I Turned Off Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer"

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#92

I "Ruthlessly" Made Him Put His Own Socks On

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#93

I Confiscated The Toilet Brush

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#94

When Mommy Puts A Red Lid On Instead Of Blue, And I Didn’t Let Him Put It On Himself...

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#95

She Didn’t Like Her Eyebrows

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#96

I Wouldn't Let Her Have A Bottle Of Antifreeze

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#97

Because I Stood On The "Wrong Step" To Wait On Her To Go Upstairs

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#98

I'm Not Letting Her Eat Her Pink Crayon Anymore

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#99

Because I Wouldn't Let Him Touch Dog Poo

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#100

He Couldn’t Have A New Mario Game

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#101

Toddler Bedtime: Not For The Faint Of Heart

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#102

He Ate All The Cheese Off His Pizza And Now It's 'Broken

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#103

I Put A Lock On The Toilet Seat So She Couldn't Flush Her Fig Newton

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#104

I Wouldn't Let Her Use My Make Up Brushes To Paint With Toilet Water

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#105

She Wanted To Wear The Fake Teeth But She Was Scared Of Them

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#106

She Doesn't Like My Hair Down

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#107

I Wouldn't Put Ketchup In His Formula

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#108

Notice Jack's Tantrum Because It's Carl's Turn To Vacuum

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#109

"I Pulled This Rock Out Of The River And It's Wet!"

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#110

He Had To Stop Stirring, Because It Was Time To Put The Food On The Stove

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#111

When Daddy Goes To Work

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#112

He Wanted To Ride The Carousel, So We Rode It. Then, He Wanted To Get Off, So We Got Off

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#113

I Won't Let Him Violently Throw The Shells

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#114

He Got Stuck Trying To Climb On Top Of The Kitchen Table

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#115

This 30minutes Of Relentless Crying Is Brought To You By "Sorry, We're Out Of Blueberries"

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#116

She Doesn’t Know Answers To Middle School History Questions

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#117

I Wouldn’t Let Her Climb And Stand On The Coffee Table

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#118

No You Can Not Stick Your Finger In The Dog’s Nose

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#119

When The Package That Came Isn’t For You

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#120

I Wouldn’t Let Her Have A Hershey Bar For Breakfast

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#121

She Sneezed, And Her Sister Didn't Say "Bless You" Fast Enough

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#122

When Your Parents Don’t Understand Your Artistic Vision And Take Away Your New Birthday Crayons

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#123

Because I Won't Let Him Climb To His Death

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#124

I Cut Her Banana

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#125

He Couldn't Pull His Balloon Through The Slide Hole

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#126

She Asked For A Strawberry Bar, So I Gave Her A Strawberry Bar. But I Should Have Let Her Open It- Now "I No Like It!"

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#127

Reasons My Kid Is Crying: I Ate The Nose

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#128

He's Not Allowed To Lick Every Cinnamon Roll

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#129

Tried Brussel Sprouts For The First Time

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#130

He Asked Me For Milk, So I Gave Him Milk

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#131

I Wouldn’t Let Him Walk Up To A Random House Down The Block And Sit Under Their Garden Arch Trellis

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#132

Snot Really Grosses Him Out. He Sneezed. And Instantly Went To Rage Crying. Poor Kid

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#133

Having A Complete Come-Apart Meltdown Because I Won’t Let Her Eat A Raw Chicken Breast

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#134

I Won’t Let Her Open A Hot Oven Or Stomp On An Ipad

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#135

He Couldn't Fit In The Bus

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#136

I Wouldn't Let Her Pull The Tv Tray Over On Herself

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#137

Told Her She Couldn’t Lick The Ashtray

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#138

I Told Him He Had To Eat Ice Cream & Not A Cough Drop

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#139

Mom Told Him He Couldn’t Bring The Vacuum To The Store

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#140

I Wouldn't Let Him Bite The Fridge Door Handle

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#141

Easy Mac Takes 3 Minutes To Cook

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#142

Lost Her Page In The (Upside Down) Greek-English Dictionary

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#143

I Wouldn’t Let Her Hold The Bowl And Throw Salmon On The Floor

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#144

She Wants To Sit With The Dog, But He Keeps Running Away From Her

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#145

We Wouldn’t Let Her Eat Mummy’s Antibiotic Pills

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#146

There Is A Smear Of Peanut Butter On The Outside Of His Peanut Butter Sandwich

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#147

Mom Wouldn't Let Me Break Big Brothers Sunglasses

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#148

I Told Him He Couldn't Water The Grass While It Was Raining

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#149

I Was Just Offering Him A Popsicle

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#150

I Ate The Last Bite Off Of My Plate Instead Of Giving It To Her. We Were Eating The Same Thing

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12points

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#151

I Can’t Fit My Hands In My Pockets!!

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#152

She Can't Pick Up The Pillow... That She's Sitting On

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#153

I Shut The Door To Use The Bathroom

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#154

He's Mad Because He Can't Reach His Thomas Train

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#155

I Told Her She Couldn't Drive The Car Home

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#156

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat A Dog Bone

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#157

Cause They Couldn’t Have Cookies After Ice Cream

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#158

I Made Him The Chocolate Milk He Asked For In The Cup He Asked For

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#159

We Let Her Play Outside Like She Wanted

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#160

When You Don’t Even Like Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal But You’re Still Mad Your Brother Has It And You Don’t

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#161

I Asked Him To Spit After Brushing His Teeth

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#162

She Asked Daddy To Draw Llama Llama And A Kite, And He Drew Llama Llama Before Drawing The Kite

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#163

I Wouldn’t Let Him Keep Dipping His Fingers In My Coffee

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#164

His Cookie Broke When He Bit It

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#165

I Wouldn't Let Her Throw Her Banana Over The Side Of The Highchair Again

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#166

He Is Having A Meltdown Because He Can’t Wear His Pants As A Shirt... And The Matching Shirt Just Doesn’t Cut It

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#167

I Said No To Blue Felt Pen For Breakfast

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#168

I Wouldn't Let Him Pick Up Dog Poop On Our Walk

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#169

Reasons My Kid Is Crying

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#170

I Wouldn't Let Him Touch The Hot Stove

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#171

He Wanted To Wear His Dirty Pajama Shirt And Dad Made Him Wear A Clean One

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#172

There Was A Moving Truck About A Block Away From The Park Therefore This Park Is Ruined

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#173

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Salsa Out Of The Jar For Breakfast

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#174

He Wants Daddy To Make Coffee And Is Devastated That Daddy Doesn’t Want To

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#175

He Didn’t Want To Wear His New Boots

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#176

Initially She Was Crying Because I Put The Cap Back On My Flashlight. Then She Was Crying Because I Took A Picture Of Her Crying

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#177

Because I’m Waking Him From A 3 Hour Nap!

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#178

He Asked Me Not To Put A Shirt On Him. So I Didn't Put A Shirt On Him

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#179

I Didn't Know He Wanted To Be The One To Close The Door

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#180

I Put The Straw In The Caprisun

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#181

Because It's Not His Birthday So His Sister Gets The Presents

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#182

I Won't Let Her Put The Air Pump Hose In Her Mouth So She Can Blow Air In Her Mouth

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#183

I Got Her Up From A Nap And She Immediately Proceeded To Lay At The Top Of The Stairs Kicking Her Feet Yelling What Sounded Like “I Want A Salad”

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#184

He Couldn't Lift The Car To Put It Into The House

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#185

My 3 Year Old Sobbed When We Wouldn't Buy The Shittiest Tree At The Tree Farm

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#186

Mom And Dad Won't Stop Singing 'Boyz Ii Men's 'End Of The Road'

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#187

He Wanted To Go Play Outside. So I Said Yes. So He Cried. And Cried And Cried.... Toddler Logic

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#188

His Macaroni Noodle Had A Hole In It

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#189

I Won't Let Him Ride His Scooter On The Porch

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#190

Because I Agreed With Her That The Lego Was Blue

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#191

I Told Him He Wasn’t Allowed To Play In His Friend’s Poopy Diaper

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#192

I Wouldn’t Let Her Lick My Ipad

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#193

I Wouldn't Let Her Put Both Legs In The Same Pant Hole

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#194

His Taco Fell Apart

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#195

I Won’t Let Him Blow This Whistle 100 Times. I Told Him He Could Blow It 10 Times

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#196

I Won't Let Her Drink My Wine

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#197

Mommy Wouldn't Let Me Lick Her Phone

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#198

Mommy Split The Cheese String In Half To Make It Easier For Me To Eat

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8points

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#199

When You Give Your Child Water In The Cup She Requested

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#200

I Asked Him What Colour The Star Was

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#201

Cause There Is Bubbles In His Tub

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#202

He Can't Eat And Read His New Book At The Same Time

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#203

Prevented Her From Walking Into Traffic

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#204

Think A “Few” Minutes Pass By Quickly? Then You’ve Never Had A Three Year Old Waiting For Pizza To Cool Down

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#205

I Won't Let Her Eat Baking Soda For Snack

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#206

I Cut Her Mickey Mouse Pancake

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#207

I Won't Let Him Eat A Toilet Paper Roll

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#208

Her Corn Dog Was 'Ripped'

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#209

The Mac N Cheese Wasn’t Cooling Off Fast Enough

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#210

Because I Wouldn’t Let Her Keep Wasting Blueberries By Chewing Them Up And Spitting Them Out On The Patio

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#211

Her Drink Didn't Look Like Everyone Else's

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#212

I Told Him He Couldn't Eat His Lollipop Stick

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#213

I Won't Let Her Climb On The Table And Stab Her Sister's Scrambled Eggs With A Pencil

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#214

He Got A Bit Of Puddle Water On His Wellies

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#215

I Wouldn't Let Her Lick The Whole Playground

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#216

I Wouldn't Let Him Stand In His Carseat And Hold The Handle Above His Window While We Were Driving

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#217

He Finished His Applesauce Before His Brother

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#218

I Wouldn’t Let Him Play In The Toilet

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#219

Jasper Is Crying Because I Won’t Give Him “Moh” Oranges...

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#220

Because He’s Still Just A Touch Too Short For His Balance Bike

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#221

His Ice Pop Is All Gone

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#222

I Won’t Let Him Play With The Knobs On The Stove

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#223

I Wouldn't Let Him Chew On Power Cords

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#224

I Wouldn't Let Him Bring The Cat With Us To Target

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#225

Told Him "No" To Playing In Toilet Water

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#226

My Child Is Crying About Wanting Bubbles... While I'm Blowing Him Bubbles

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#227

She Didn't Want To Brush Her Teeth, She Wanted To Brush My Teeth

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#228

His Ice Cream Was Melting Faster Than He Could Eat It

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#229

I Wouldn't Let Him Put A Toothbrush He Found On The Ground In His Mouth

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#230

I Put Blankets On The Back Of The Couch

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#231

He Threw His Breakfast Away In The Trash And Then Got Mad At Me For Not Letting Him Eat It

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#232

I Told Her She Was Adorable

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#233

I Wouldn't Let Him Drop His Cheese On The Floor

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#234

How Dare I Read A Book To Her. How Dare I!

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#235

She Realized Daddy Ate The Last Of Her Mini Muffins. Daddy Had To Go Buy More Immediately.

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#236

I Wouldn't Let Him Hold A Dead Bee

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#237

I Closed The Fridge Door

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#238

Not Being Allowed To Open A Drawer

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#239

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Starburst Wrapper He Found On The Floor

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#240

I Threw Out His Chocolate Milk From Last Night And Got Him A New Cup Of It

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#241

He Wants To Drive The Car Home Instead Of Me

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#242

His Napkin Got Dirty

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#243

I Wouldn't Let Her Stick A Shopping Cart Belt In Her Mouth

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#244

I Won't Let Him Eat Frozen Tater Tots

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#245

I Moved The Jumbo Box Of Diapers Out Of The Way

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#246

Gave Him The Scone He Asked For...

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#247

He Earned $20 And Couldn’t Decide What He Wanted To Buy With It

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#248

Because We Had To Come Back Inside

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#249

I Wouldn't Let Him Watch Mickey Mouse

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#250

He Didn't Want Salsa On His Burrito

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#251

I Took Away The Honeymustard When I Realized He Was No Longer Dipping His Chicken But Rather His Fingers

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#252

I Put The Parmesan Cheese On The Pasta. Silly Me, She Wanted It On The Side

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#253

He’s Hungry And It’s Dinner Time

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#254

Daddy Took The Garbage Outside

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#255

She Didn't Win My Little Pony Chutes And Ladders

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#256

Because He Can't Put All The Dirty Clothes Back In The Basket...

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#257

I Gave Him The Book That He Wanted

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#258

He's Stuck In A Box. Don't Worry, I Helped... And He's Over Exaggerating A Bit

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#259

Because 2 Pieces Of Cake Is Never Enough

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#260

Because I Won’t Let Him Run The Sink Water For 10 Minutes Straight

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#261

I Told Him Plastic Bags Weren't Dhs Approved Toys

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#262

I Opened The Door He Just Shut

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#263

I Won't Let Him Bite My Nose

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#264

How Harrison Feels About Our Road Trip Going Bust. Me Too Buddy, Me Too

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#265

You Can't Read Books In The Bathtub

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#266

He Is Crying Because It Isn't Raining Yet

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#267

It Was Too Cloudy To See The Solareclipse And There Isn't Going To Be Another One Next Week

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#268

I Wouldn't Put Him In The Bin

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#269

I Wiped A Sticky Spot Off Her Cheek

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#270

I Put Her Down After She Begged To Get Down

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#271

Apparently The Texture Of His Bread Is Different Than Yesterday

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#272

He Had To Say Goodbye To His Mcdonald's Toy Even Though He Got A Brand New One

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#273

This Is What Happens When You Flush Before Your Toddler Can

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#274

I Won't Let Her Eat Mulch

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#275

Crying Because He Woke Up 2 Hours Before His Normal Wake Up Time And Because I Peeled His Orange Wrong

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#276

I Got Caught Putting His Blankie In The Dryer. He Stayed There Screaming Until It Was Dry

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#277

She Asked Me To Take Her Pigtails Out, So I Did

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#278

Mom Won't Let Me Eat Chapstick

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#279

I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Coffee

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#280

Mommy Won't Let You Swipe Everything Off Of The Kitchen Table

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#281

Mum Always Making Us Look Ridiculous

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#282

I Turned Off Paw Patrol

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#283

I Told Him He Can't Swim In His Pjs

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#284

He Refused To Get Out Of The Hot Car, So I Took Him Out Of The Hot Car

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#285

His Shoes Wouldn't Fit In His Mailbox

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#286

Travis Singing A Frozen Song At An Inappropriate Time

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#287

I Wouldn't Let Him Vacuum

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#288

When You Fell Asleep On The Ride Home, Missed Dinner, And Now Have To Wait For Your Wedges To Cook

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#289

I Tried To Give Him Some Of The Smoothie He Asked For

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#290

I Wouldn't Let Her Put Salt On Her Cereal

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#291

Daddy Threw Away A Piece Of Cereal That She Was Crushing On The Floor With Her Foot

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#292

I Won't Let Her Eat The Chicken Marinade

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#293

We Wouldn't Let Him Eat Dog Food

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#294

I Wouldn't Let Frankie Choke On This Wrapper So I'm An Asshole.

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#295

Why Is My Son Crying? I Wouldn't Let Him Have A Drink Of Mouthwash.

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#296

This Morning I Went Pee Before He Did

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#297

I Put A "Lid" On Her Peanut Butter Sandwich

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#298

The Look She Gave Me When I Told Her That Actually, This Car Isn’t Hers

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#299

There Was A Dead Fly In The Bathroom. She Couldn't Brush Her Teeth

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#300

Last Piece Of Birthday Cake

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#301

We Ran Out Of String Cheese

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#302

I Let Him Wear A Hat With Girlyhair

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#303

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat A Penny That She Found On The Floor

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#304

I Wouldn't Let Her Draw On The Shower Curtain With Eyeliner

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#305

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Chicken Pot Pie Frozen

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#306

I Am Not Kind Because I Made His Lunch And Put The Plate On The Table For Him

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#307

I Don’t Have Toys In My Purse

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#308

Daddy Took The Dust Buster Away

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#309

He Wanted Monster Truck Toast And I Made “Just A Truck”

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#310

I'm A Mean Mommy Because Spencer Had To Wait For Sylas To Finish Eating Before I Could Give Him His Bath...

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#311

When The Pastor Calls You Out As A Menace In Front Of The Entire Congregation

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#312

Her Fingers Are Pruny

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#313

“I Want To Do A Dance With Music!"

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#314

She Believes Clothing Should Be Optional. but When It's 40° And Rainy With Errands To Run.... It Is Not.

She Believes Clothing Should Be Optional.
but When It's 40° And Rainy With Errands To Run.... It Is Not.

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#315

Because I Gave Juice

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#316

Why My Kid Is Crying Today: She Was Looking For The Dog's "Finger Piggies", So I Told Her He Doesn't Have Any

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#317

"You Guys Left Me All Alone Over Here!"

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#318

She Changed Her Mind

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#319

Because His Brother Won't Eat The Other Cheese Stick He Offered Him

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#320

I Broke His Hamburger

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#321

I Tried To Feed Him Dinner

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#322

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Just The Polynesian Sauce For Dinner

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#323

I Won't Let Her Eat The Woodpecker Food

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#324

It Was 6 Am And I Refused To Let Her Bake Cookies

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#325

The Moment He Realized He Wasn't Invited To His Sister's Play Date With Her School Friends

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#326

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Shoes

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#327

She Wanted To Share Her Ice Cream Cone With The Dog. I Told Her No

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#328

He's Crying Because The New Game Is To Pretend She Can't Climb On The Couch Even Though She Can

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#329

Why My 5 Year Old Is Crying: His Shoes Don't Feel The Same On Each Foot. One Is Too Tight

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#330

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Dive Down The Stairs Head First

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#331

She Got A New Helmet, And I Threw Away Her Old One

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#332

Crying Because She Can't Reach The Dog

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#333

You Can't Wear Two Pairs Of Shorts At The Same Time

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#334

If Y'all Would Just Give Me Marshmallows All The Time, I Would Come Over There

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#335

Reasons My Kid Is Crying: Lego Kid Won't Fit On The Motorcycle

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#336

My Dinner Did Not Need Its Hair Brushed

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#337

The Dog Licked His Hands And Now He Can’t Eat

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#338

Daddy Took The Vacuum Back Downstairs

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#339

I Cut Up His Blueberry Pancakes

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#340

Someone Woke Up In A Mood Today. He Wanted A "Bite" So After Making Him Lunch... He Refused To Eat It. I Had To Make Something Else Entirely

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#341

I Got A Coke Zero Out Of The Fridge Instead Of Making Coffee

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#342

Fox Is Upset Cause He Can’t Find The Bullet For His Gun So He Can’t Shoot Me In The Face!

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#343

When You Pick Out The Adorable Leotard Made For You, But You're Also 2 And Don't Want Photographic Evidence

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#344

She Couldn't Pull Her Leg Warmers Over Her Butt

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#345

I Wouldn't Let Her In The Kitchen While Daddy Was Doing The Dishes So We Could Make Dinner

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#346

He Woke Up And Didn't Like That Mommy Was In The Bathroom

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#347

I Told Her She Couldn't Have More Milk Until She Eats Some Of Her Dinner

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#348

I Poured Ice Down The Sink

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#349

We Gave Him Cake

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#350

He Wanted To Bring Me My Phone But I Had Already Asked Jace

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#351

He Didn't Want To Get Out Of The Car

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#352

I Made Her Sit Still For 2 Minutes Taking Her 11 Month Picture

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#353

Her French Fry Was Broken And Not Big Enough

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#354

I Wouldn't Let Him Throw His Green Beans On The Floor

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#355

I Gave Her The Wrong Kind Of Cheese

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#356

Mad Because I Wouldn't Let Him Stuff His Mouth With Any More Crackers

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#357

He Didn't Want The Plastic On His Feezie

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#358

So Apparently I’m A Monster Bc I Wouldn’t Let Her Have Her Fruit Snack Before She Put On Her Jacket

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#359

When The Ice Cream Man Drives Away And You Didn't Get Anything

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#360

He Thought There Would Be Biscuits With Dinner

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#361

When Your "Balloon No Working"

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#362

His Rattle Won't Fit Through The Crib Slats

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#363

She Climbed Up The Outside Furniture The Wrong Way And Got Stuck

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#364

He's Upset Because I Let Him Cut The Top Off Of The Popsicle That He Asked To Cut The Top Off Of. Twice

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#365

I Won't Seat In A Chair At The Table So She Can Sit In My Lap

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