I thought it was Canadians who had maple in their blood. And their urine...

That's great, so am I! Twinsies /s

You got air gordons

oh damn, it's upside down! i was like "how the hell is this ismart?" (at least is +jews and not -jews)

No, greatest logo ever.

Welp if I'm going to be fat forever I may as well skip the gym.

Hehe farts funny

Yay, the patient doesn't need any more treatment.

What state of mind would the person who made this had to have been in?

Technically true...

We were on the verge of greatness. We were this close!

I mean they aren't sick anymore

Age is just a number, jail is just a place... (brilliant title)

As an added bonus, I read sperm first.

Keith Haring!

Looks like a wonderful weaner

Thong meat is my fav.

You guys notice how most of these are in the boring corprate art style?

the white juice...

Parking around back. Please enter there.

I have a florist near me that has zebra finches in the shop. sometimes i stop by just to look at the little cuties.

Maybe it’s good sh!t

It took me way too long to notice the penis, I just saw a computer mouse.

run.

I was very disappointed by their selection!

To reach the optimum level of wellness, you must gain the ability to mutate into.......

ohhhh noooo

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I'm more worried about what the king is doing to that poor horse!

Never ever separate the C and A in the word canal. It happens way too often.

Well, now I'm gonna think of this whenever I see it

Mattress looks high

I see a rhino. "x" is the mouth for reference.

No s**t, we are the best.

Lmao well that's an interesting twist on am eiffel tower

let's put this logo here to make the text difficult to read so folks will just see the logo and put their recyclables here.

Looks like the Edinburgh golden turd! https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/business/consumer/you-cant-polish-a-turd-but-you-can-clad-it-in-bronze-coloured-steel-3301450

Why did they have to draw the bodies like this?? There are literally so many other, more reasonable ways. Did they just want to be original or sthng?

The heck is this? The red F kind of looks terrified, blue F looks creepy like he knows what he’s doing and the C is just staring out into the distance because he doesn’t have a mouth so he can’t use the pacifier