It was an open-and-shut case.

This one again? At least have a few weeks before re-using them.

Hehe

Yes.

My teachers are the students of my parents who are also teachers 😂

The officer was hopping mad.

Drinking beer is a very important activity while having a bonfire.

Vancouver will forever be known as "the one above Portland Oregon"

Is small town America the equivalent of a British village? Without the The Little Tea Shoppe?

Who needs more than five pounds of butter at once...? (Please note this is a legitimate question and not meant o be rude in any way)

Hiding a body? "Well, hell, let me give you a hand with that! I got a shovel in my truck and know a great liddle spot right up here! Do you need a tarp? I might have one if the kids didn't take it to go hun'in' last weekend..."

This is me in denial about cheating on my diet

i thought bees were all siblings... dont they all come from the queen?

Same in Middle School.

I commute through small towns to get from a medium town to a big one... this is still true. Fortunately, I've experienced many occasions when a farmer in a situation like the one pictured will stear mostly off road so cars stuck behind can pass

I have done this, I have also been behind the horse in my car. There are crossing signals at the intersections which are high enough to operate from horseback.

*Drives through small southern town* *Sees 16 different churches*

population: 1

High School Football.

or...turn right where the (anything) used to be

I grew up in Chicago, then met my husband and moved to his small town. Everyone remembers him then looks at me like "who the hell are you?" I like that my bicycle lives on the back porch for the past 10 years with no lock and it's still there

As a small child, I would sit in my garage with my parents when there was severe weather, just to watch the show.

Udderly frustrating!

Happend to me couple of month ago, but it was a two sheeps

vegan power!!! ',D

Here it is sheep, and sheep never go anywhere alone. Just a few hundred sheep can mess you up. ... You tried shooing a mob of sheep out of the way? It is not easy.

Sheep, lots of sheep, Sheep rarely travel by themselves. They bring the entire herd, at least 200.

calf

The cow is underfed. Give it a cheeseburger!

I stayed single most of high school for that reason

My Junior prom my friends and I all went to Bandidos... Senior prom I ate a banana at home before I went to prom by myself. A nice guy made sure I didn't walk down Promenade alone that year, though.

Happened at least 5 times.

almost everyone who was in my kindergarten class was also in my graduating class

I prefer lesser-known local restaurants, every one I have eaten at while travelling has had better food than most chains.

LMAO you got me with this one

This has literally been my entire life while living in a small town.