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I have never had the experience of living alone, as I’ve gone from living with my family to having roommates to moving in with my partner. But I know for a fact that if I did have the whole place to myself, I would need to set 15 alarms each morning to ensure that I actually woke up, and I would be talking to my cat constantly.

But just because you happen to live alone doesn’t mean that you have to feel alone! Below, we’ve gathered some of the funniest and most relatable posts from X about what it’s like to have no roommates. Enjoy scrolling through these posts, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you feel bonded to your fellow solo-dwellers!

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Jon Lee
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As much as possible I buy loose fruit and veg so I only buy what I need. And I make soup, ideal for using up veg that's getting a bit old.

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Sometimes, it’s best to keep your humble abode to yourself. As much fun as it can be to have a roommate or live with your significant other, it can also be a joy to know that you’re the only one you ever have to clean up after and that you get to return home to peace and quiet after a long day. When you live alone, you never need to wonder if someone else is using the kitchen or wait for another person to get out of the shower.

You can cook meals in your underwear whenever you want, and if you really don’t feel like doing the dishes until tomorrow morning, nobody will be nagging you to get them done. You don’t need to inform anyone before inviting guests over, and you’ll never have to fight for the television. When you live alone, your home can be your own little sanctuary.    

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DarkViolet
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Survive on a liquid diet, force others to obey your commands, and be always dressed to the nines. Sounds like a maitre 'd.

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DUN DUN
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And no crumbles on tshirt?? Like NOOOO, it's a must to feed ur top-wear unintentionally

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Ace
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're just in love with yourself, nothing wrong with that at all.

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Now, many people are hesitant to live alone because they’re concerned that they might become lonely. Some of us look forward to having a chat when returning home after a long day, and having someone to come home to can make it a lot easier to socialize without needing to schedule it or coordinate with friends. But while having a roommate can be a huge blessing, it’s important to remember that it can also be terrible.  

It’s extremely easy for people that you cohabitate with to get under your skin, and according to the National Apartment Association, the number one source of conflicts between roommates is cleaning habits. In fact, over a third of tenants who have roommates say this is an issue in their households. Whether it’s due to dishes piling up in the sink, hair clogging shower drains, dust bunnies accumulating in the hallway or crumbs attracting rodents in the kitchen, this is a common frustration that you’ll never have to deal with when living alone. 

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Brandi Fielding
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband doesn’t like cheese, I still get to nibble the block like I’m still single

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Other conflicts tenants often have with roommates include making too much noise, being on different sleep schedules, stealing things from one another, having issues with guests, disagreeing over bills, not respecting one another and not having enough privacy. Learning how to live with another person will always require a learning curve, and when it’s someone you’re not romantically or familially linked to, conflicts can become even more frustrating. You don’t love the person, and you might not even consider them to be a friend. So you might be better off simply living alone!  

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Deborah B
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The up side to this is that you are the only person making a mess. If you have a partner and kids, chances are you do more than 50% of the housework, and it's wayyyy more than double the housework.

Mariaf
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wanna bet? HE is not saying "I want to come home to just half the chores." He is saying "I want to come home to no chores"... So.... How do you think they get done in this scenario?

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Tabitha
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9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was single, I used to scramble on Fridays after work to get all the grocery shopping, laundry, and house (well, apartment) cleaning finished. Didn’t matter if I folded the last towel at midnight. I would take a shower, get into clean jammies, and crawl into my clean sheets, not set the alarm, and know that I had absolutely NOTHING left in the way of chores for the entire weekend. I could lay around like a sloth for two days if I wanted to. Can’t do that if you live with another person, though, because they get in the way and make plans and are just always there underfoot and wanting to talk or make noise when all you want is to be alone and decompress in a lovely, quiet, peaceful house. Everyone deserves some quiet “me” time away from everyone else, know what I mean?

Lou Cam
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you'd find out quick that living as a couple, or even even having kids means you don't just get to do your chores but all theirs as well. Literally have to do 4 people's chores everyday and those f*****s make 99% of the mess. Also, what's a cuddle? Better off just doing your own chores and getting a pet to cuddle.

Upstaged75
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The great thing about being single is that it's YOUR mess. I never worry that it's bothering someone else. :) Plus I can clean whenever I want to - which is usually after midnight on Sunday.

EvilNob
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So he wants to have a working girlfriend who will be there for him after she finished work, to do the cores at home for him and afterwards still cuddling while he waits on the couch. No idea why he is still alone.

Cindy Mischke
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously I've been considering hiring a housekeeper to come once a week.

Neffla Parsons
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have one. But I have to frantically tidy up before she arrives so it's not too overwhelming for her!

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Hphizzle
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amen!! This needs to be so much higher (currently at #50)

EvilNob
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You do realise that you will be the only one doing the chores in this scenario, right? 😹

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kath morgan
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being in a relationship doesn’t mean all your chores get done for you, fren.

Max
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9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work as a house cleaner for a living, and despite the occasional really deep cleans...the majority of my clients are folks who are just looking for this, the very basics haha. And because I price based on their needs and expectations I wind up with several clients literally paying a nominal sum to have trash go out or bedsheets changed lol

Jesha
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird question but what do you think is a fair range to charge for someone that just wants a second set of hands? Or is that too imprecise? Let's just say it'd be evenly split for the sake of argument. Are there people who can pay to spend an afternoon learning your cleaning secrets?

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OnlyMe
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9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except, the best thing about living alone is there really aren't that many chores, becuase you got rid of the total slob who never did anything to help and just left his shiitt everywhere. And blamed it on the dog.

Marie Clear
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, they have people for that! When I was younger, that was the dream.

shawna Reich
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

plus i was never living alone in my life (now 40) so i missed out on that living alone life...wish i had the opportunity to

shawna Reich
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wish i can relate.... i live with my boyfriend and i do everything - but he does have a second job

Hey!
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is also hard for empty nesters. I do all the cooking and cleaning and it's a lot.

SCP 4666
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you ask "What do you want for dinner, honey?" and get no response then you`re like Ohh right, I can eat whatever tf I want

Thee8thsense
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, but it is so much nicer to only have to do it for yourself. Too, cats are cozy cuddlers.

Mark Johanen
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the plus side, a nice thing about living alone was that I only had to maintain the house to my standards. Once I got married, suddenly I had to maintain the house to HER standards. By the way, tip for men: Don't think that getting married means you will do less housework. You might naively think, "I spend about 10 hours a week on household chores. If I'm married my wife will do at least half the work, so I'll spend 5 hours a week." No. Maintaining the house to your wife's standards requires more like 40 hours a week. So if she does half of it, that still leaves you with 20 hours of work. So by letting her do half the work, you've gone from 10 to 20, not 10 to 5.

Angela C
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or marry a woman who's not as a**l about maintaining the house (and yes we do exist)

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Enlee Jones
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is shouting “Not today, Satan!” before smashing it 50 times with a shoe.

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While living alone isn’t for everyone, as some of us need more social interaction than others or might have a harder time taking care of ourselves, it can be a huge privilege. According to Money Under 30, to even be able to afford living alone in the United States, you can expect to be paying about $2,000 for rent each month. And if you live in New York City, you’re looking at paying at least $4,300. You’ll also have to provide all of the furniture, appliances, cookware, etc. yourself, so moving out on your own might come with many additional costs.   

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Tee Rat
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The smile on a friend of mines face when she tells me she thinks she could get away with it after watching one of these shows is a bit unnerving

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If you can manage to make living alone work with your budget, there can be many benefits to the situation. First of all, you get to set your schedule. You never have to agree on a time to clean the apartment with your roommates, and you don’t have to worry about waking anyone up if you come home at 3am. Self-care comes first, and you never need to feel guilty about vacuuming late at night or early in the morning.    

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Lunaofthenest (She/they)
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9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, when your cats eating all your groceries, it adds up! Mine would, if he could.

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Downunderdude
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True. I say to my dog 'Alfie, mate, get me a beer, will you?' and he just looks at me adoringly.

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Living alone also gives you the opportunity to decorate your living space exactly the way you want to. Buy that poster you’ve been eyeing, and pick up that vintage couch from the thrift store without worrying about consulting anyone else. The space is just for you, and you don’t have to consider anyone else’s taste. You can have as many plants as you’d like (although, you will have to water them), and you don’t have to choose generic decor that will suit everyone. Feel free to embrace your own taste in your space. 

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Living alone also helps you find contentment while being by yourself. Having a roommate or partner waiting at home for you can be great, but it’s also easy to become reliant on these relationships. Living alone forces you to be more independent and allows you to make choices for yourself that you might not have made if you could simply lean on someone else. You’ll have to be confident in knowing what you want and setting a schedule for yourself, which might be difficult at first. But it’s important to know how to be self-sufficient.  

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Lotekguy
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, but no one to blame you for things important to them that don't even rate a blip on your own radar.

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Solo dwelling provides you with plenty of time to work on your passions as well. If you lived with a partner, you might be obligated to spend a certain amount of time with them each day, and you might find yourself neglecting your hobbies or creative pursuits because of that. But when you live alone, your free time is actually free. You can spend it however you like, and you don’t have to feel guilty about staying awake in the living room until 2am finishing that painting that you’re thrilled to work on.  

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StrangeOne
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is literally the same thing my mom yelled at me when she was over... when I was in a relationship.... in front of me and my spouse's kid....

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Are you feeling less alone in the experience of living by yourself, pandas? There will always be pros and cons to having roommates or being by yourself, but we hope these posts have shined a light on the humorous aspects of solo-dwelling. Keep upvoting the pics you find particularly relatable, and then if you’re interested in checking out even more content from Bored Panda about the joys of living alone, look no further than right here

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Riley Quinn
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of the guys in my building stand out front to talk and smoke, and they've told me they can hear me cackling like an idiot. Since I wear earphones, they just hear me.

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Peppy
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boyfriend only wears trousers when we have company, fine by me

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should make an instructional video. Many young men in their early years of dating would value guidance on deft, one-handed bra removal. The sandwich would just be a nice bonus.

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Tabitha
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, just don’t light a match until you’ve opened a window and aired the place out, OK?

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Lotekguy
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Missing that is a small price to pay for the pleasures of not having anyone talking over dialog you're trying to hear, or blocking your view at a crucial moment.

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MontanaMariner
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After 20+ years of shaving my head, I don't fear this because I don't care. Haha.

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Downunderdude
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, no, not me! There's the dog to converse with and you should hear some of the things I shout at the radio!

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