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I have never had the experience of living alone, as I’ve gone from living with my family to having roommates to moving in with my partner. But I know for a fact that if I did have the whole place to myself, I would need to set 15 alarms each morning to ensure that I actually woke up, and I would be talking to my cat constantly.

But just because you happen to live alone doesn’t mean that you have to feel alone! Below, we’ve gathered some of the funniest and most relatable posts from X about what it’s like to have no roommates. Enjoy scrolling through these posts, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you feel bonded to your fellow solo-dwellers!

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Jon Lee
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As much as possible I buy loose fruit and veg so I only buy what I need. And I make soup, ideal for using up veg that's getting a bit old.

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Sometimes, it’s best to keep your humble abode to yourself. As much fun as it can be to have a roommate or live with your significant other, it can also be a joy to know that you’re the only one you ever have to clean up after and that you get to return home to peace and quiet after a long day. When you live alone, you never need to wonder if someone else is using the kitchen or wait for another person to get out of the shower.

You can cook meals in your underwear whenever you want, and if you really don’t feel like doing the dishes until tomorrow morning, nobody will be nagging you to get them done. You don’t need to inform anyone before inviting guests over, and you’ll never have to fight for the television. When you live alone, your home can be your own little sanctuary.    

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DarkViolet
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Survive on a liquid diet, force others to obey your commands, and be always dressed to the nines. Sounds like a maitre 'd.

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DUN DUN
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And no crumbles on tshirt?? Like NOOOO, it's a must to feed ur top-wear unintentionally

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Ace
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're just in love with yourself, nothing wrong with that at all.

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Now, many people are hesitant to live alone because they’re concerned that they might become lonely. Some of us look forward to having a chat when returning home after a long day, and having someone to come home to can make it a lot easier to socialize without needing to schedule it or coordinate with friends. But while having a roommate can be a huge blessing, it’s important to remember that it can also be terrible.  

It’s extremely easy for people that you cohabitate with to get under your skin, and according to the National Apartment Association, the number one source of conflicts between roommates is cleaning habits. In fact, over a third of tenants who have roommates say this is an issue in their households. Whether it’s due to dishes piling up in the sink, hair clogging shower drains, dust bunnies accumulating in the hallway or crumbs attracting rodents in the kitchen, this is a common frustration that you’ll never have to deal with when living alone. 

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Brandi Fielding
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband doesn’t like cheese, I still get to nibble the block like I’m still single

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Other conflicts tenants often have with roommates include making too much noise, being on different sleep schedules, stealing things from one another, having issues with guests, disagreeing over bills, not respecting one another and not having enough privacy. Learning how to live with another person will always require a learning curve, and when it’s someone you’re not romantically or familially linked to, conflicts can become even more frustrating. You don’t love the person, and you might not even consider them to be a friend. So you might be better off simply living alone!  

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Deborah B
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The up side to this is that you are the only person making a mess. If you have a partner and kids, chances are you do more than 50% of the housework, and it's wayyyy more than double the housework.

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Enlee Jones
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is shouting “Not today, Satan!” before smashing it 50 times with a shoe.

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While living alone isn’t for everyone, as some of us need more social interaction than others or might have a harder time taking care of ourselves, it can be a huge privilege. According to Money Under 30, to even be able to afford living alone in the United States, you can expect to be paying about $2,000 for rent each month. And if you live in New York City, you’re looking at paying at least $4,300. You’ll also have to provide all of the furniture, appliances, cookware, etc. yourself, so moving out on your own might come with many additional costs.   

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Tee Rat
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The smile on a friend of mines face when she tells me she thinks she could get away with it after watching one of these shows is a bit unnerving

Doofnuts
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wife watches these constantly, I think I'm in trouble.

Kate C
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband says the same thing but I always point out to him it's usually the husband that murders the wife...that doesn't seem to offer him any comfort.

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DarkViolet
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow, Disney flicks just don't have the right jolt in this particular circumstance.

Anxious Aardvark
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lady friend books time for herself around the holiday season. Buys a bottle of sparkling wine, and watches 2 or 3 movies. Alone. In a dark room. Oh yes. The Hellraiser series.

Mark Johanen
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I refer to "true crime" shows as "educational television". Learn mistakes to avoid.

Tabitha
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You forgot to say you were watching them late at night. Just to complete the picture.

John Mosley
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a guy and I still have trouble falling asleep because my mind is replaying all the "sledgehammer to the head while in bed" crime scenes from Forensic Files.

Cindy Mischke
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I can't fall asleep unless I am listening to a true crime/serial killer podcast.

DUN DUN
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do it to myself by listening to horror podcasts at night

shawna Reich
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

same here except i dont live alone/ bf works part time, i get 5 hours to watch my murder mysteries!!

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Riley Quinn
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm more concerned about chocking to death than being axe-murdered by a serial killer where the probability is much, much lower.

Russell Tilling
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's something wrong with you women! I suppose it does prepare you for what's behind the door though...

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If you can manage to make living alone work with your budget, there can be many benefits to the situation. First of all, you get to set your schedule. You never have to agree on a time to clean the apartment with your roommates, and you don’t have to worry about waking anyone up if you come home at 3am. Self-care comes first, and you never need to feel guilty about vacuuming late at night or early in the morning.    

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Lunaofthenest (She/they)
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9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, when your cats eating all your groceries, it adds up! Mine would, if he could.

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Downunderdude
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True. I say to my dog 'Alfie, mate, get me a beer, will you?' and he just looks at me adoringly.

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Living alone also gives you the opportunity to decorate your living space exactly the way you want to. Buy that poster you’ve been eyeing, and pick up that vintage couch from the thrift store without worrying about consulting anyone else. The space is just for you, and you don’t have to consider anyone else’s taste. You can have as many plants as you’d like (although, you will have to water them), and you don’t have to choose generic decor that will suit everyone. Feel free to embrace your own taste in your space. 

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Living alone also helps you find contentment while being by yourself. Having a roommate or partner waiting at home for you can be great, but it’s also easy to become reliant on these relationships. Living alone forces you to be more independent and allows you to make choices for yourself that you might not have made if you could simply lean on someone else. You’ll have to be confident in knowing what you want and setting a schedule for yourself, which might be difficult at first. But it’s important to know how to be self-sufficient.  

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Lotekguy
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, but no one to blame you for things important to them that don't even rate a blip on your own radar.

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Solo dwelling provides you with plenty of time to work on your passions as well. If you lived with a partner, you might be obligated to spend a certain amount of time with them each day, and you might find yourself neglecting your hobbies or creative pursuits because of that. But when you live alone, your free time is actually free. You can spend it however you like, and you don’t have to feel guilty about staying awake in the living room until 2am finishing that painting that you’re thrilled to work on.  

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StrangeOne
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is literally the same thing my mom yelled at me when she was over... when I was in a relationship.... in front of me and my spouse's kid....

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Are you feeling less alone in the experience of living by yourself, pandas? There will always be pros and cons to having roommates or being by yourself, but we hope these posts have shined a light on the humorous aspects of solo-dwelling. Keep upvoting the pics you find particularly relatable, and then if you’re interested in checking out even more content from Bored Panda about the joys of living alone, look no further than right here

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Riley Quinn
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of the guys in my building stand out front to talk and smoke, and they've told me they can hear me cackling like an idiot. Since I wear earphones, they just hear me.

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Peppy
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boyfriend only wears trousers when we have company, fine by me

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Lotekguy
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should make an instructional video. Many young men in their early years of dating would value guidance on deft, one-handed bra removal. The sandwich would just be a nice bonus.

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Tabitha
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, just don’t light a match until you’ve opened a window and aired the place out, OK?

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Lotekguy
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Missing that is a small price to pay for the pleasures of not having anyone talking over dialog you're trying to hear, or blocking your view at a crucial moment.

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MontanaMariner
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After 20+ years of shaving my head, I don't fear this because I don't care. Haha.

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Downunderdude
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, no, not me! There's the dog to converse with and you should hear some of the things I shout at the radio!

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