He's not wrong because the master sword can shoot beams!

No toying with toys!

Next day at kindergarten: "Mommy really likes to eat penis when I am not looking."

Yup

ALL HAIL BALLY

lol

Stickers are only "outworsened" by glitter.

that is sooooooooooo my little brother

When the dad jokes come from the non-dads...

NO! NOW I WILL NEVER LOOK AT IT THE SAME AGAIN!! ;-;

haha! i almost feel bad.

Be very, very careful what to say to your children. They will take things literal or metaphorical, depending on the appropriateness to their aspirations.

love the t- shirt

he's already achieved that one

Cobra Kat! coming to theaters this summer....

looooooooooool

Baby shark doo doo do do do

Then how about you stop saying "are we there yet?" !!!!

That will take a while, i feel bad.

"I never they s**t in front of the kids, f*****g s**t, damn it, I did that s**t again. S**t."

That is my notion of Instagram.

Yes you do, Mom cat

NOO!!!! IT CAN'T BE BORING!!

The next ghostbuster!

I remember when my brother was teething, it was a nightmare...

haha! dont be a smart aleck kids, cause the parents will be one right back at ya!

oh i thought it was boring

My birthday is on the 13th lol

Pink Halloween is my new name for Valentine’s Day! 😂

Omg that is so me

Im using pink halloween from now on

So, he only eats pasta?

no it's 2020 boo