He's not wrong because the master sword can shoot beams!

No toying with toys!

Next day at kindergarten: "Mommy really likes to eat penis when I am not looking."

Yup

ALL HAIL BALLY

lol

Stickers are only "outworsened" by glitter.

that is sooooooooooo my little brother

When the dad jokes come from the non-dads...

NO! NOW I WILL NEVER LOOK AT IT THE SAME AGAIN!! ;-;

haha! i almost feel bad.

Be very, very careful what to say to your children. They will take things literal or metaphorical, depending on the appropriateness to their aspirations.

love the t- shirt

he's already achieved that one

Cobra Kat! coming to theaters this summer....

looooooooooool

"I'm not really a baby..."

Oh hahaha this one is good

H.tibbs meower's all like *how'd u get on here,this is an cat only confrence*

?

I laughed so hard.

ohmygoshthisisamazing

I don't get it

AAAAAAAAAH I LOVE THIS MEME. Or whatever it is.

I saw that

Baby shark doo doo do do do

Then how about you stop saying "are we there yet?" !!!!

That will take a while, i feel bad.

"I never they s**t in front of the kids, f*****g s**t, damn it, I did that s**t again. S**t."

That is my notion of Instagram.

Yes you do, Mom cat

NOO!!!! IT CAN'T BE BORING!!

The next ghostbuster!

I remember when my brother was teething, it was a nightmare...

haha! dont be a smart aleck kids, cause the parents will be one right back at ya!

oh i thought it was boring

So, he only eats pasta?

no it's 2020 boo