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Here I am, in my office... pretending to work. Sigh. I would rant about my Ph.D. work and how nothing seems to be working, but that's not why you're here, is it? Well, I hope not, otherwise, you're just weird. Anyway! Let's try to keep on topic, shall we?

So my first post here did surprisingly well. I did not expect over 100,000 people to see it, but I guess life is just full of surprises. So I'm back with 32 new comics just for you lovely people! I would explain what they're about but I think you'll get the vibe once you read through them. I am hoping that you can read, well, I guess you can, otherwise you wouldn't have gotten this far into the article. Why do I keep going off-topic? Huh... probably lack of sleep... I woke up early for a speed awareness course and... off topic again! Can somebody please control me? Shake me by the shoulders, give me a good slap, and scream "Sakiki, stay on topic!"

I've decided to start a new paragraph, the previous one is just a mess, we can all agree on that. Just before I go on an extra-long lunch break, I'd like to quickly say thank you to everyone who puts up with these comics (and me) and that this is only the beginning of my journey here at Bored Panda. That should be enough text... I managed to kill 30mins writing this up. Lunch time!

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The Only Reason I Want To Be A Disney Princess

The Only Reason I Want To Be A Disney Princess

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Reborn

Reborn

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Icu

Icu

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When Life Gives You Lemons

When Life Gives You Lemons

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How To Get Abs In Three Easy Steps

How To Get Abs In Three Easy Steps

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Dentists Be Like

Dentists Be Like

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I go to the university dental school because in the USA dentists only have to accept a few medical assistance patients a year so there's never any openings and the 3 other clinics in my state are always booked for 6 months out. (You're welcome to camp out in the lobby from 8 am to 6 pm to see if someone cancels...) The good thing about students is that they're very gentle. The Bad thing is that every single time their teacher will come over and BRUTALLY check their work. I always end up bloody and Pissed! The last student I had was Completely licensed in Norway but had to start over here. She took one look and asked if I chew gum with Xylitol. I had tried a new natural gum recently but wasn't sure, then she said I had Halted cavities that had Stopped rotting. Turns out that Xylitol made from Birch Bark Actually Does Stop Tooth Rot! That's something companies that use aspartame keep secret, so check the ingredients of your gum, folks!! Xylitol comes in toothpaste and mouthwash too!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s what always happens…or at least what my fears tell me :>

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Art Tutorials Be Like:

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Asdf Inspo

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Squidward Really Is A Beauty

Squidward Really Is A Beauty

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Self Love Is Important Too

Self Love Is Important Too

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Climate Change Is Real Folks

Climate Change Is Real Folks

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Line!

Line!

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They Forgot Me?

They Forgot Me?

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Get It? Okay I'll Leave

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I Wasn't Expecting Such Pain

I Wasn't Expecting Such Pain

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I'm Totally Shredded Dude

I'm Totally Shredded Dude

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That Shut Her Up

That Shut Her Up

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Poor Lil Rock

Poor Lil Rock

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Booooooo... Too Right

Booooooo... Too Right

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So That Explains The Brain Damage

So That Explains The Brain Damage

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Eww Puns

Eww Puns

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3 Course Meal Right There

3 Course Meal Right There

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That Shadow At Night

That Shadow At Night

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Go On... Give Yourself A Gift

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Got This Idea From Spyro Haha

Got This Idea From Spyro Haha

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1...2...zzzz

1...2...zzzz

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Every Time!

Every Time!

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Got Ketchup From My Head To-Ma-Toes

Got Ketchup From My Head To-Ma-Toes

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Can Never Have Enough Sugar

Can Never Have Enough Sugar

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Those Signs Do Be Accurate

Those Signs Do Be Accurate

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Free Hugs? Aww :(

Free Hugs? Aww :(

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Well Well Well How The Turntables

Well Well Well How The Turntables

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