Poor animals

The faaaaaaaaace

uh huh.... wow... (btw don't attack me its a good comic i swear)

Sell the lemonade. Also i thought life was a lime.

Lol I tried this too many times

I go to the university dental school because in the USA dentists only have to accept a few medical assistance patients a year so there's never any openings and the 3 other clinics in my state are always booked for 6 months out. (You're welcome to camp out in the lobby from 8 am to 6 pm to see if someone cancels...) The good thing about students is that they're very gentle. The Bad thing is that every single time their teacher will come over and BRUTALLY check their work. I always end up bloody and Pissed! The last student I had was Completely licensed in Norway but had to start over here. She took one look and asked if I chew gum with Xylitol. I had tried a new natural gum recently but wasn't sure, then she said I had Halted cavities that had Stopped rotting. Turns out that Xylitol made from Birch Bark Actually Does Stop Tooth Rot! That's something companies that use aspartame keep secret, so check the ingredients of your gum, folks!! Xylitol comes in toothpaste and mouthwash too!!

Wut

That's literally the premise of an asdfmovie.(search youtube)

S Q U I D W A R. D

self love is good💪

it snowed a few days ago where i am lol

Yep some fine lines u got there

Middle child issues no one listens to us they just ignore us and blame everything on us

Watch out, Mum's gonna get all y'all!!!!

But ... they are funny

The puns are real! And this is how I feel after a workout anyway.

YEAAAHHH!! GO YOU LITTLE ROCK GOOO!!!!

Oh noo! Poor little rock!

This one is good

I thought it was lighthearted!!

The look of apathy is funny

MINE!!!!!

every time

Hehe

Haha

Inception

my dad always says his name as "bob" so they don't get confused, but this one time at chick fil a they misunderstood and said "bart" xD

Yor blood type is ....uh its uh its- really uhhhhh it is uh umm

My great grandma who lived to be 100 was like this never meet her.