Lol!!

You included bus drivers! As a driver who has to work, thank you!

This. Once I saw a very stressed mother with two hyperactive kids getting on the metro. She did her best to keep them in one place but when she didn't look for one second, the boy licked the handrail and went on as if he did nothing.

"You forget the cone of shame was your idea, human!"

MOM I CAN EXPLAIN

what that's *munch* not true at *munch* all! *much*

From what I’ve read in the news lately, Western Australia has already officially given him essential classification so he can freely move around the country.

then there's just no hair at all

And months turned into years when it came to economy.

And isn't that something beautiful in all the craziness! Time is the most precious gift of all.

My vet says she has a "pasta drawer" at home which got invaded by a mouse--it chewed a hole in every pasta package except the whole wheat. Even rodents don't like whole wheat pasta.

the reason everyone is stocking uo on toilet paper is because there are two types of toilet paper, and residential toilet papereveryone is staying at home and not going to their jobs. workplaces and schools and stuff use commercial toilet paper which is like 1 ply, residential toilet paper is for homes and that's 2ply. since everyone is staying at home not many people are buying commercial, and everyone is buying residential, because the people staying at home have tripled since quarantine started!

Forgot to draw the chain that attaches you to your desk. Management thinks you’re not working if you’re home, so load you down with double-triple the work you’d be given if you were in the office like normal. To the point where you get no break, no lunch, no time to get up and get something to drink or go to the bathroom, if you want to be done by quitting time (and you still work 30-60 minutes past anyway). Not to mention all their last minute (and often within 1-2 hours before the end of the day) brain farts that take a big chunk of time to decipher and put together—-but they expect you to send back completed like 10 minutes after they mention them (without expressly saying they want you to drop everything and work on them NOW). Oh, and get all your pile of other tasks done too.

Ouch.....

We owe a lot to the overworked health care workers! Many bright blessings on all of them.

social pisstancing

Roll it back up!

So, do you value your teachers now?

One way to justify hoarding.

Good stock market joke!