"Scratch me, scratch me, get your hands off me, slave!"

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

Guilty of doing this

You forgot the butt in the face face routine.

We call this cat-high-five.

Videos with meowing cats are the worst!

Pay attention to MEEEE!!!!!!!!

I love the feel and weight of my cat’s body by my feet.😊

My cat all the time

cat and fox=samething

You may now Briefly pet my tummy ☺

:)

*spends next 5 hours staring at spider*

My Nina took flies to the bathtub and spit them out there alive, the humming in the bathtub had a special sound she obviously liked. After playing she ate them. Now Nina is 17 and does not play anymore, we cuddle a lot instead.

Omg! My cat. We have to point out her treats but she will spot a fly or skeeter eater a mile away.

*stomps on spider*

Eats the fly!! Gross kitty! 😹

20 yrs later Still staring at bug They named it, too :)

i do this. i actually encourage my cat to hunt the flies in my room lol

That was literally me yesterday!😂

Mine do this and most usually it's a spider

Even just going to the toilet by the front door

Yeah. This.

well you can’t expect such royalty to adore his servants

Under the loaf. 🍞

My two female cats, Smudgy and Tabitha, tend to grab a big mouthful of food out of the bowl, and drop on the floor in front of the bowl to eat smaller pieces of it. Of course, I end up having to scrape the dried, stuck-on, crumbs of food off the kitchen floor later in the morning.

You forgot the ending to all this. She picks up the stray cat and takes them home to live with her.

Me

it matters not the size of the cat in the fight, but the size of fight in the cat. -whoever the f**k

Does where even exist cats like left one?

No talk me, Im angy

same idea

i must learn the usual routine of the human. once i finally finish it i can take their place, and soon all the others will too! no one can stop us! *cue evil meow laughter* ooh food time

When they're fluffy, their great heaters. Edit: spelling.

Mine know their names, including their nicknames. They may not know the word “No”, but they sure as hell know that particular tone of voice we use when we say it to them!

My furry wake up call is usually my youngest cat, Tabitha, licking my face. She’s a real kissy cat for some reason. Sounds nice, right? Maybe, at first. After that, nope.

That's why I always have to go pee without turning on the bathroom lights.

perfect. now make passive aggressive signs out of the fur

Every time I bend down lol

Chair smells like favourite hoomans.

f*****g ✨𝙧𝙚𝙙✨𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜✨𝙙𝙤𝙩✨

Luckily our cats are terrified of the bathroom, as it has lots of water and water-sounds. 😅