Riiiight. Then everyone clapped.

Me too kid, me too.

Slam!

never to early to be dissapointed :D

When my youngest was 4-5, I woke her up one morning and she said,” I was just talking to Jesus. He was in my window.” M’kay... we weren’t a religious household, but certainly focused on morals, kindness, manners. “He has a cute butt!” I think she was ginning for a reaction. I didn’t give her one. It was funny, though.

This child is a genius.

She knows what's important.

generations :)

Female firefighter here...Rock on baby girl!

There is always an innocent explanation when they are 7.

I dunno. There are stories of zoo animals tending to children who fall into the exhibit. I think befriending it probably has as much chance of success as a 7yo attempting to fight the 400lb grizzly.

Hahaha, love this kid.

There are many days that should be cancelled. Like all the days between Saturday and Sunday. Oops sorry lol, the other way round.

Savage honesty

Fair point.

I cant argue this logic.. my daughter constantly reminds me of the time the dog bit me so I bit it back...

The username ties it all together loll

I bet when she became a mother she never thought she would have to say "do NOT lick the dog!"

Kid logic.

tru dat

A lick for a lick!

ick

Kids. They just grow up so fast, don't they?

Damn, why didn’t I think of that? Although I don’t think that would have gone down too well since my hubby and I don’t wear pyjamas lol.

another 'brutal honesty' lol

When he´s right, he´s right...

i'm 34 and would totally try that

at 6am... Mummy! mummy! Is it 7 yet?

Duh, mom.

Parkour? When I was a kid that was called "Stop climbing all over the bloody furniture!"

I would sleep with one eye open lol.

Yeah but that applies to husbands too. Swear to god, I once got a phone call at my work from my husband because he couldn't find something in the fridge.

Awww

...what?

Just put ketchup in.