True that

Yes

Nursery Crymes.

Perhaps on leg day...

Our mouths have grown lazier over the years, natural selection is coming for us.

there's a difference between rudely interrupting someone and expressing your opinion...

'Fake it 'till you make it' is the motto in my (professional) choir.

I love it when people who have seen me as a baby come talk to me as if I'm supposed to know them, like I'm supposed to remember who they are from when I was a baby

Writer: let me reuse the same script about college love and bad guys from 1991.

No my dear friend

Exactly. People only show you what they want you to see! Don't compare your unedited life footage with someone else's highlight reel!!

😂😂😂

Social media can be useful too, you know. I follow my gym on Instagram so that I can see the schedule and which classes are going on and everything.

Obviously! Who doesn't want free food?

I am terrible with directions, like even my GPS cannot help me.

Depends on her/his gender 😉

Mmmm, this looks like a cake. How bout People who like cake?

The sight of the spoils before the victory spoils the precocious winner.

English is weird. . .

For some reason standing in circles gives me anxiety.

Could totally be me

And while you're at it preach the joys of being Amish

The misfits are a patchwork minority, not a group of people you try to fit in with, but the group who accepts everyone!

Don't you dare actually call me on my phone if it's not an emergency.

Bedtime is for regretting this one dumb thing you said 20 years ago to people you don't even talk to anymore

I don't know that's just the way I am♪♪♪

xD

My friend's Indian mom does this all the time

Ha ha ha...

Well, he's not wrong...

I need presentations like this

Yup. That's me.

Probably should change the "for" to a "because of".

hahahah- wait..

i pay to have holes in my clothes