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With the oldest millennials turning 40 this year, our Capri-sun and Harry Potter-fueled generation is officially turning into uncles and aunts. And although it’s hard (and honestly painful to wrap our head around) how little behind we are from boomers, the reality hits and sends you a cold shower—you’re no kid anymore.

So it’s time to reflect on our millennial childhood, which was basically just as surreal and somewhat hyperreal as playing The Sims for the first time. Being the first generation to grow up in the internet age, there were many weird things about the ways we were raised by our parents.

“Millennials of Reddit, what lie were you told growing up?” someone asked on r/AskReddit, sparking a hilarious and all too relatable thread on the level of absurdity we endured. Interestingly, some of the lies will surely hit close to home to kids from latter gens, proving that it may not be about the generation per se, but rather about the fundamental divide between children and parents.

#1

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Money doesn’t buy happiness. Sorry folks. But in the world I’m currently living in, it absolutely does.

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#2

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable America is the best. It turns out we are ok in many things, but not the best, and in many areas we are not even ok.

Mr_Mouthbreather , tom coe Report

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Thundercuss
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just as being able to learn and accept the truth about oneself is vital to growth and understanding, the same is true for one's own country. Too many rabid so called "patriots" view any criticism or condemnation as anti-American. You can't make anything better until you admit what is wrong.

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Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable "You won't have a calculator everywhere you go."

Guess what Mrs. Diaz, I have a portable computer with access to the internet that fits in the palm of my hand.

-eDgAR- , Masarath Alkhaili Report

#4

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable You need to define yourself by your job. I wasn't told this directly but we live in a culture of dream jobs or people asking "what's your job" when they meet you. My work is cool but it's just work. My hobbies are what I define myself around.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lucky me. I was raised knowing that "Some people live to work and some people work to live. There's nothing wrong with either as long as you choose it and know it." My mom is and was a wise person.

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#5

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Be loyal to your company. They'll take care of you.

Also, follow your dreams, get a house with a yard, and you'll be able to retire.

topagae , Alex Kotliarskyi Report

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Sheena Catalina
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like experiencing a lot of different places. I've already had more jobs than my mum.

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Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable "You'll regret spending so much time on that computer when you're older"

Nope.

Dubalubawubwub , Brooke Cagle Report

#7

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That going to college meant you could get a job

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't it be lovely if going to college was something one did simply because they desired higher learning? I'm Gen X and couldn't afford college so I started working right out of high school. After working my way up, I have the same high paying, mostly satisfying job as many, many uni graduates but I don't have any of that degree debt. While I don't have regrets per se, if I could do it all over again, I'd have chosen a trade. Electricians will ALWAYS be needed! ;)

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#8

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Everyone in here is forgetting that WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FLYING CARS BY NOW!

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My father was always deeply disappointed we didn't have flying cars like he was promised in the 1950s.

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#9

Being a good, ethical person will unlock doors. I only become a stepping stone for others.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being too nice…will make you resentful towards others at some point.

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#10

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That some dude is gonna walk up to me and offer me free drugs.

WHERE THE [HELL] ARE MY FREE DRUGS GOD DAMMIT

PM_ME_MAMMARY_GLANDS , GRAS GRÜN Report

#11

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable "Most people on the internet are dangerous weirdos!"

Most people on the internet are really ordinary people.

CDranzer , Avi Richards Report

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh, I'd argue that a lot of "ordinary people" behave quite weirdly on the internet. People do weird things from the other side of a screen. Sure, there are great communities on the internet of like-minded people with niche interests. It becomes a dangerous problem when those "niche interests" are conspiracy theories, Qanon, and/or anti-vaxxer rhetoric. Even ignoring actual internet predators, there's a grain of truth to this statement.

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#12

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable "It will all make sense when you're older." [Screw] that, everything makes even less sense. Now I'm older and expected to be independent and STILL don't understand half the sh*t I need to accomplish that successfully.

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Troux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It all makes sense, but that doesn't mean it's sensible.

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#13

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable I was told that sex was a reward gifted by women to be bestowed upon deserving men. Growing up it was awkward (and incredibly embarrassing) to understand that women can enjoy and want sex just as much as men.

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RandomBeing
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The idea that guys would have sex with women even when they think women cant enjoy it makes me very uncomfortable

Nicholas Kramer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's an idea. That doesn't mean it's 100% true all of the time. Also, women can sexually assault men too and they do. Many believe it happens way more often then reported because what man wants to say they were sexually assaulted by a woman.

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ben woskje
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's all types of f****d up... if your not both enjoying it... well... thats a problem!

Donkey boi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe its because 90% of my (outrageously large) family are women, but I was always bought up to treat women the same men, and when it came to sex the only rules were 'be safe and only do what each of you are comfortable with' and 'don't be selfish (if ya know what I mean)'.

Lola
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Growing up watching all those stupid shows on tv where the men always seems to be begging for sex. It’s been passing for comedy for such a long time, when in reality it’s just pathetic and sad. We’ve been influenced a lot more than we think.

Rhonda Wandler
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am in my sixties. When I was growing up we were told we were a s**t if we liked sex (or had it bf marriage). Try to undo that scornful image.

Mark Kelly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as long as it's consensual f**k all you want. Well, as long as it doesn't interfere with your life.

El muerto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is mentality makes guys keep pushing, you are suppose to win her over with effort...you don't have to jump through hoops to be rewarded with sex. but for some (men and woman) that's what they are suppose to do

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Consensual sex is very healthy both physically and mentally and is a lot of fun. Why are so many people against it and prefer the celebration of death and violence?

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#14

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. Those broken bones heal up well enough. Still in counselling for some of those words...

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#15

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That if I don't have my life figured out by the time I'm 25 then I have some serious problems.

Smigg_e , Joshua Rawson-Harris Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait untill you are 30+... Still figuring s**t out, cant really get engaged with a girl that i adore with every single molecule in my body becouse we cant afford to live togehter yet (she is currently uneployed), prices are waay up in my country, taxes are nightmare, paychek is the same for the past 5 years (barely to survive ffs), was told that if i study ill get awesome job LOOOL, politics is everything here - cant even say a word against the ruling party. Average person is f****d, i get deppresed for playing a video game before bed becouse i feel like i am not working that hour, i am wasting time doing something i enjoy and something that helps me cope with reality...

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Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable All guys will only want sex from you *all the time. Turns out that kind of thinking is harmful to a young woman's sexual-psychological development.

*Edit to add/specify that this also includes the idea that men are always "ready" to have sex at a moment's notice, and if they aren't, it obviously means there's something wrong with you (or them) or they're cheating (ridiculous, just because it's anecdotally true for some doesn't mean it's a certainty).

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS!!!! I have absolutely internalized this! It's to the point where even if a guy I'm in a committed relationship with says he DOESN'T want standard sex (which I physically can't do without extreme pain) I can't believe him and I know I'm letting him down sexually. He can't possibly be happy/fulfilled with our relationship as a whole if he's not getting penis/vagina sex.

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Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable So many movies growing up have people going to college, finishing at like 21, and already being engaged and married immediately after. Then within like 2 years of working they're already buying a house with like 3 kids by 25.

Like Jesus Christ I'm 26 and just got engaged, only now getting a career in my field, and I'm still living at my parents after living away for like a year. Everything's just so damn expensive and there's just no money to be found. I can't imagine raising kids yet.

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#18

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable "Student loans are normal, don't be afraid to go into debt for that out of state graduate degree"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In consumer math class we were actually told there is "good debt" and "bad debt". I now see it all as just debt that can cripple you for life.

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That the government represented the views of the people.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 tell me another one. Didn't realise this was for satire posts

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Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable In Finland, we were told that once the big age group born after WWII retires, there will be jobs everywhere, for everyone. That didn't happen. The number of open positions has remained stagnant for ten years while the unemployment rate is rising.

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a problem with Boomers not retiring, not downsizing, not sharing leadership positions, etc. It's tough -- tough for both Boomers and Millenials. It's tough that in a lot of places, Boomers don't have the savings or social support network to be able to retire. It's tough that so many are caring for adult children who can't afford to live on their own. It's also tough that in many places, Millennials are being effectively barred from home ownership, political power, and good careers because the Boomers in those positions won't or can't step back.

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Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Don't go into x y or z for the money, you'll end up hating it.

Motherf*cker the only reason I'm even considering career fields is for money. Bonus points if it's interesting, but literally everything gets reduced to a puddle of suck once you start doing it 40 hours per week. I would love to be the delusional sunshine day dream a**hole who comes to work because he likes it, but that just isn't me. Pay me well and I will perform slightly better than average work, and whisper sweet nothing since my ear and I might even stay a little longer than necessary sometimes. But make no mistake. I am only in it for the money. Once that's gone, so am I.

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly I like my job. Doesn't even really feel like going to work. I know I am lucky

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#22

That this war is worth fighting for. Join the infantry!

Two theaters later and a sh*t ton of baggage. I've been to rehab and have weekly classes dealing with PTSD. Now I get to look back on my handiwork and see it was for nothing. Nothing has changed.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That you are fighting to protect your country. The reality is you are only protecting the rich people's interests around the world, their investments and international corporations. Very rarely are armed forces use for good like to save people from ethnic cleansing atrocities.

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#23

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That I could be anything I want if I put my mind to it...

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#24

That I'm smart. I was smart, sure- for a kid. But as I've gotten older that's evened out significantly. I may know a lot of trivia and a lot about certain key subjects, but those are not actually marketable skills. So I work nights at a hotel and squeak by, living with my parents and racking up credit card debt to make ends meet.

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Kika González
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Work warehouse jobs for a little bit until you get to choose a little more. Thank me later

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#25

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That turning on the lights in the car is illegal

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gerry.garh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dad explained it to me in the fifties; the dome light reflects on the inside of the windshield, interfering with the ability of the driver to see ahead. Immediately I turned the light, and it was undoubtedly true. In old cars, with crude bulbs and flat glasses was almost impossible to look ahead from certain angles. Modern cars don't have much of a problem.

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#26

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Get a Bachelor's Degree and you are set for life as far as a job/career is concerned.

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Aaron W
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The problem is, everyone else's parents told them the same thing. And when everyone has a degree, they aren't worth s*** anymore. Degrees used to be for people who had a genuine interest in something and wanted to pursue it - once it became the default setting, even for people who had no real interest in studying something, the wheat got lost in the chaff.

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#27

"you go to work, earn money, after 50 years you can be happily retired."

No, it doesn't work that way. Not anymore.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have notice the 'age of retiring' is creeping up. Also, I'm sure they're going to push back the age to qualify for old age pension (Canadian) because we're living so much longer.

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Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Be a doctor, lawyer or engineer and you will be happy and make lots of money.

I know so many underemployed lawyers that it's a little depressing. I don't know a single MD that isn't divorced (although I know a lot of happy DOs).

I do know a lot of happy, wealthy engineers though.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably because there weren't as many lawyers when the person giving this advice was younger, so they could charge more within what the market could sustain. Then everyone went to law school hoping to fit into that market, supply outstripped demand and lawyers don't earn as much any more because there are so many to choose from. Give it another decade and the engineers may face a similar glut of workers.

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#29

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That receiving 'participation trophies' were our fault. No kid was out there demanding a trophy for losing. Some dumbass parent thought it would be nice for their kid to get a trophy so somehow this has become normal and everyone claims some 5 year old masterminded the whole thing.

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We did this at horse shows for the toddler ( leadline) classes cause the kids all enjoyed getting something and at that age don't really care about or understand placings. I remember a slightly older group maybe 8-9 year olds showing in hand and a little boy wanting to swap his pink 5th place ribbon with the green sixth place cause he liked green better. So yeah its def the parents who care more about winning than the kids when they are little.

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Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable My mom told me to plan to take care of her when she got old, because she wouldn't have retirement money saved up.

She died before I was out of the house.

Most everything else was great advice though:

"Get good grades, because we can't afford to pay for your college."

"Don't marry the first guy who asks, just because you're afraid no one else will."

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#32

“All those video games you play are gonna make you just like all the other losers who play them too”. Also something about anyone I meet online will be a terrible person.

Turns out, video games helped me shape my career, and the people I met on those games have been better people and better friends to me than anyone I have known irl.

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#33

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable My grandpa told me the world was in black & white before colour TV existed.

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Mazer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like he was pulling your leg. My mother believed cows had shorter leg on one side so they could walk across the middle of a hill easier, she was a young city girl growing up, had no reason to think otherwise

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Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable The biggest lie we were ever told was that we needed to go to school to and graduate and get a desk job in order to be successful. We were told it's shameful to work a trade and work a job where you have to shower after coming home dirty.

Less and less millenials are going into skilled trades or going to trade schools. Those that do are finding they can live very comfortably and there's no glass ceiling, you can work your way up and live very well. Also with less and less people going into trades the cost of skilled labor in the future is going to be very very high, people will be able to name their prices.

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Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable My Nanna told me the "I'm feeling lucky" button on Google would put a virus on the computer.

I'm 23 and I've never clicked it. I'm honestly not even sure what it does. But what if it does put a virus on the computer? Googling "what does the 'I'm feeling lucky' button do?" would do no good because they'd just cover their own tracks.

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol. The "I'm feeling lucky" button just automatically opens the first website listed in Google search results. Your Nana had a point. Back in the day, there was a much higher risk of the first Google search result site not being safe. Extra protections now make that much less likely. Also, 23? You're Gen Z, buddy.

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#36

"You can be ANYTHING you want when you grow up." Except, what you want to do won't pay the bills so pick something else.

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#37

"Find something you love and you'll never work a day in your life"

I'm one of the lucky ones that gets paid to do something I love (programming). I love programming. I go to work and I program. I come home and I program.

Work is still work. There are still days that I hate going into the office. There are days that I hate what I'm working on. It's still work. It'll always be work. Sometimes it feels like work even when I'm working on my personal projects.

The real benefit is that you'll enjoy getting good at the thing you get paid to do. That's the key. You probably aren't going to be able to escape working, so if you can find something you won't hate learning.

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Ruby
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every job will have it's downsides, it's impossible to find something you will enjoy 100% of the time

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#38

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable Never give out your personal information online.

Now that's all the internet is. Everyone's personal information

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People in Greece right now refuse to participate in the census because that would be "giving away personal information". To the government. That already has all your personal information. Like they don't even have Facebook accounts... smh

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Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable I was told that the AIDS virus was smaller than the pores in a latex condom so you had to wait until you were married to have sex otherwise you could get AIDS even with a condom.

I was told that part was more dangerous than cocaine and having one joint with the equivalent of smoking 4 cigarettes at once and it can kill you.

I was told that taking shrooms could put you in a vegetative coma for the rest of your life.

I was also told that legalizing gay marriage would lead to bestiality and being able to marry ducks.

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#40

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable There was a big fish that lived in the canal behind my house and it hunted for the feet of children, so you should never walk on the banks of the canal because then it will grab your feet and eat you

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troufaki13
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandma always told me not to drink water from a well because there might be snake eggs in and I would accidentally drink them and then little snakes will be roaming around my stomach. We didn't even have wells...

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#41

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable You don't need work experience; grades will be enough.

That might have been OK in the past but then the global financial crisis hit and employers became much fussier.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then millennials get grumbled at for being fussy and wanting a decent wage AND a work life balance. The nerve

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#42

That I'm smart but lazy. I'm actually just completely average but thanks to this lie I never developed any studying habits in high school that bit me in the ass hard in college.

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Jenny Shmurak
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly. I couldn't handle the university because I did not actually know how to study. And I'm pretty sure I have ADD.

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#43

That I would NOT make money being a "creative" such as an artist or novelist.

Although it is still difficult to earn a living in a non-conventional profession, the Internet has opened up a gazillion different opportunities to do so...

Etsy, Kick starter, Amazon self-publishing, creating and marketing your own website, YouTube, making connections for referral through Facebook, LinkedIn, Instagram....

Fun fact - was told to be an Architect and not an Artist (Architecture apparently closest thing to Artist that was allegedly an "actual thing"). Where I come from new grads in Architecture are often unemployed/underemployed for years, and I know a couple who supplement their income through the above "creative" means.

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That we'd be able to afford to buy a house when we grow up if we worked really hard and got good jobs. Turns out the freaking older generations bought them all and wanted to lease them. And when one goes on the market, they want to buy investment properties, or foreign investors make cash offers above the asking price. How do we compete with that?

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#45

That they had it so much harder than us growing up

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MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, my folks did have it harder. They had a different life and different situation that put them in vulnerable situations alone. BUT that doesn't mean I didn't have hardships of my own and not struggling now.

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#46

That my parents loved me.

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Libstak
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope that's true for the majority. I'm sorry for those it isn't true for. Not pity just genuinely sorry, you all truly deserve to be loved.

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#47

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable "Go to college, I'll pay for it."

My $39K debt says otherwise.

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Rez Fidel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am wondering why US students just don´t come to ("communist") Europe to study..its mostly free even for foreigners. OK you gotta pay the transfer and living costs etc... but this would never sum up to horrendous costs like this. And.. you can drink beer on campus!

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#48

Getting a job won’t be hard just walk right in and they’ll hire you.

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#50

That millennials are the reason the economy is worsened

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Karin Gibson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All my kids have jobs and homes we put money away in ISA and other savings schemes and there was enough for each to have a deposit on a house.

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#51

Tv always told me pouring a capful of any bubble bath will give me a whole tub of large bubbles. I haven't found a soap that does that even with like half the bottle used.

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Troux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hardness of water is the biggest factor here. If you own your home, get a really good water softening system and your life will be changed forever.

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#52

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable That the Dewey Decimal System is essential, and that I would need to learn it to be successful in life. I haven't been in a library in years.

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Dewey Decimal System is not essential and you certainly don't have to memorize it. The thought of spending years without visiting a library makes me sad though. Libraries are great! They're one of the few places left in society where you're allowed to exist without spending money. Librarians are fact checkers and can help you steer clear of fake news. Libraries frequently have new technology and offer classes. There's also all sorts of community building workshops and enrichment opportunities, plus a TON of entertainment -- for free. If you haven't been to your local library in while, go check it out! (If you don't have a local library, definitely try to get one. In the meantime, fortunately, you can digitally visit free online ones.)

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#53

Fats are bad for you.

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troufaki13
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first I read "farts" and I was like "no, they're good". But "fats" are good too! 😂 😂 😂

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#54

That we could buy a house, grow old and retire.

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#55

Millennials Share 30 Lies They Were Told When Growing Up And They Are Totally Relatable I'm still trying to figure out if I'm a millennial or not.

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This shouldn't be that hard. Millennials are typically defined as being born roughly 1980-1995.

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#56

Everyone was poor and there was no progress in the middle ages.

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MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought if you were royal or noble you're a poor farmer, merchant or old, peddling artist.

#57

That I would need and use cursive.

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#58

The way to be financially secure is to work hard for years to better yourself and foster a valuable skillset.

Naaah, man. Get something called "cryptocurrency" and retire a millionaire in your early 20's!

...I'm not bitter.

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Marika Miettinen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I wanted to go study computer stuff, my parents said that nobody will use computers in the future. I wanted to study art, and I was told that I can't support myself as an artist. Now I'm trying to become a game artist in my 30's after spending over a decade failing at everything.

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#59

That college is all fun and games , but nobody told you about internship and cocurriculars and finding jobs

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#60

I was told not to eat cake batter because it'd give me tapeworms.

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