😂😂😂 bet he didn't even get it

Wait a minute, god gave him the son? Someone’s been lying to me all these years.

That's not a burn, that's a cremation.

Kudos George!

Ohh that is my favourite

Baby.

Nice one George!

I love the end. :D That must have been the most torturing part for her/him.

oh. well that was unexpected but nice

First of all, I absolutely love this guy. Second, that woman's writing was so atrociously messy that I couldn't even read half of it.

Boring legal details: in the US, marriage is a secular matter. A marriage license is filed with the state in which the marriage occurred. The person who signs the marriage license must be recognized by the state as authorized to do so. That person might be a judge, a magistrate, or a religious cleric. Legalizing gay marriage only means that two persons of the same gender may be married by a person authorized by the state to do so, the state will recognize that union as valid. At no point are religious institutions informed by the US government that they must perform gay marriages, approve of gay marriages, or recognize gay marriages. If you don't approve of gay marriage, then don't get gay married!

The shade is strong in this one

you can't mess with stephen fry

SNAP!

This joke only refers to UK political issues. It is joking about the fact that there are a lot of people who currently loathe the UK Conservative party policies so much that admitting you voted tory at the last election could possibly be social death. Saying you are gay would not be. It isn't a serious point. Just explaining

probably commenting too much but these make me smile

It is a bit of both like it is not like all of us are going to be gay and suddenly no one is producing babies!

Also the Spartans wanted gay men in military. They believed that fighting alongside your lover would make you better at fighting.

This is not about the way you rise your kids. Or I wouldn't be bi while my sisters are straight. And it's not about the people you meet or the fact that you see LGBT on tv shows! I grew up in a time LGBT representation was non existent or wrong, and I didn't know anyone that was openly LGBT. Nothing "turn you gay", or straight BTW. The only thing it should be about, is about loving yourr kids, caring for them and show them they can trust in your love.

Hold up... that woman forgot her sons birthday for THREE YEARS IN A ROW?? I don't think that the main problem has anything to do with her son...

Wish I could come up with an on the spot roast

OMG! he could do a stand-up show with all his burn!

You don't look gay.... what a silly thing to say!!!!

try me m**********r 🏳️‍🌈

The other arm is probably regular shape.

DON'T EVER forget glitter. Actually i take that back. My sister used glitter on her hair once... yeah, you can guess where that went...

Well, if I ever start following baseball it's going to be the Seattle Mariners for me.

that was so funny

Companies should not be moral? Good grief.

it was D***S!

I just cant imagine a catholic school doing this. I used to go to a christian school and this would never happen there. Shame!

I will never understand why someone feels like it their job to decided how God feels. I dont care what the bible says. The God i worship loves everyone and wants you to treat everyone with kindness. Maybe i misinterpret it wrong but i know i feel better living this way.

GASP! Shame we don't know the response of the car owners.

Or you could paint the railings in a rainbow pattern...

I find it strange that people say having two dads or two mums is wrong. My parents are divorced so I have two dads and two mums. I don't consider them 'step' parents because they raised me as much as my birth parents. I have always told people I have two of each, it's a fact I am really proud of.

So true! I just don't get why it is okay if hot girls are lesbian and as long as they let you watch them but every non-porn form of homosexuality is not okay... Why???

And let's not forget all the gay kids who grow up seeing only heterosexuality.. We're still gay. Seeing only straight people represented didn't turn us straight. And it would be awful nice for all kids to feel valid and supported, don't you think?

Cultural appropriation? It's like he is a 5 year old who just learned a new word but can't use it properly.

*mic drop*

violent antipathy, hidden affinity

I'm just saying dating would be easier if I could tell whose gay or in a relationship ..or a******s... do a******s have their own symbol? They should... that would be helpful.