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yesterdaylettuce420 , Jan Antonin Kolar Report

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating food in any bathroom ever

Final score:

258points

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Can I up vote some more?

63points

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog sideways and in the middle, like a sandwich.

It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.

Inflames811 , sportsbetcomau Report

Final score:

235points

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XSpooky_Mint 2 years ago

I bet he eats Kit-Kats the wrong way too

68points

Adventurous_Menu_683 , Haoward Nguyen Report

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Wearing a wedding gown to someone else's wedding.

Final score:

229points

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MagicalUnicorn 2 years ago

that\s assholery as highest level

210points

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Digging holes in your backyard at night.

Just doing some night digging.

Hydris , Lucas van Oort Report

Final score:

227points

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JuJu 2 years ago

It keeps the weirdos away. Just start right after moving in.

87points

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers I was serving a very green, Chinese businessman at the pub and he ordered a burger and after a few seconds of sizing it up, stabbed it in the center with his fork and started eating it like a candy apple. I asked him if he was good, and he shrugged and said "sorry. I haven't figured out how to eat these yet"

josiahpapaya , Chad Montano Report

Final score:

216points

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Yara Balabanova 2 years ago

To be fair, some burgers are too tall to eat properly

211points

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Going out to the gym or something and using a Hershey's syrup bottle as a water bottle

seiryu13 , mettefamily Report

Final score:

210points

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mentally unstable rat 2 years ago

gonna go do that

96points

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Having carpet in your kitchen or bathroom

CallumV1694 , rick Report

Final score:

204points

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Rose the Cook 2 years ago

Lived in a house with kitchen carpet once, never again. Talk about impractical.

60points

throwaaaaawaaaayyyyy , Pau Casals Report

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Hissing at people on the bus so they don’t sit next to you

Final score:

197points

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Monday 2 years ago

All fun and games until one day the person just goes "uwu" and nuzzles up next to you.

152points

#10

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers walking around in public with a glass of water from home

Bored_Lem0n , Angelo Abear Report

Final score:

173points

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The only Plueschopossum 2 years ago

Once my hubby didn't manage to finish his coffee before we went to work so he took cup and saucer with him when we left home. The crazy thing is: we get to work by bike and he's really good at driving free-handed. So he rode his bike with the saucer in one hand and his coffee in the other as if this was the most normal thing in the world. The people looked at him as if he was an alien. I've never seen so many huge eyes... :D

131points

#11

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating a onion whole, like an apple

CrazySD93 , haybails720 Report

Final score:

166points

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Ali H M Salehuddin 2 years ago

This is what will happen once you got Covid. No sense of taste. So gobble it up while you can.

43points

#12

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides

sirkev71 , Jakob Owens Report

Final score:

164points

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

naruto!

33points

#13

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Working out in a suit

Poob3 , Andrew Itaga Report

Final score:

150points

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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Running in jeans also.

45points

#14

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.

ComeOnYou , Andrew Gustar Report

Final score:

139points

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Madison Feehan 2 years ago

You're right. That's weird.

50points

#15

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers blasting "highway to hell" during a funeral

Mother_Than0s , Rhodi Lopez Report

Final score:

138points

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Rose the Cook 2 years ago

What if it was the deceased's favorite song?

93points

Kimantha_Allerdings Report

#16

A manager I once had been reading a “how to manage people” book, which ended up with him telling me I was doing a good job, shaking my hand normally, then just standing still for 30 seconds, still holding my hand, in complete silence, staring directly into my eyes. Was supposed to be a reassuring show of dominance or some such s**t, but it was just weird and creepy.

Final score:

138points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

The urge to make a sudden loud noise and frighten him would have been overwhelming 😅

81points

#17

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.

throwawaylogin2099 , Oliver Hale Report

Final score:

134points

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James016 2 years ago

That is the mark of a sociopath.

66points

#18

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.

capnwinky , Amin Hasani Report

Final score:

133points

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Madison Feehan 2 years ago

That's just being rude.

144points

#19

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's a long distance and they look behind them and see you.

supra025 , Waldemar Brandt Report

Final score:

127points

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Robert T 2 years ago (edited)

Oh god. This reminds me of a uni friend. He would pick a car on the motorway that was travelling at the speed he wanted to go and just follow it. For miles! I get worried people will think I'm following them if I happen to be going the same way as them for more than a couple of turns!

36points

lightknight7777 , Marjan Blan | @marjanblan Report

#20

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them.

Final score:

123points

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James016 2 years ago

That’s just rude.

118points

#21

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers stop responding midway thru an irl convo, but maintain eye contact

OnlyIce Report

Final score:

118points

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James016 2 years ago

I struggle to maintain eye contact. I find so difficult.

62points

#22

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Standing silently at night along a forest road.

gutprof , Atharva Tulsi Report

Final score:

116points

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Harper Ellie 2 years ago

sounds like something you'd see in a horror movie

5points

#23

Casually eating a stick of butter during a business meeting

dalv321 Report

Final score:

115points

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ChariotLee 2 years ago

This one's oddly specific...

116points

#24

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating unwrapped food from inside your pockets

Extreme_Today_984 Report

Final score:

113points

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troufaki13 2 years ago

Sometimes I carry almonds in my pockets and I eat them O.O

48points

Scagsy 2 years ago

Crazy. That's just crazy. What is WRONG with you?

11points

Dylan Bess 2 years ago

My dad ate a pack of almonds from his fishing cooler. The pack was open. I’d seen that pack The last 2 fishing trips. That’s at least 2 - 3 months it was open.

2points

Sue Hazlewood 2 years ago

Me too

2points

TaylorsVersion111 2 years ago

Icebreakers… Ik I’m a psychopath

1point

Lightning and Thunder 1 year ago

I di it with all sorts of things :)

0points

Firstname Lastname 2 years ago

Pro tip: If you line your pocket with a napkin first, you avoid eating lint.

10points

Joe Berger 2 years ago

I once had a friend who pulled a slice of pizza out of his pocket and ate it

7points

Vicky Z 2 years ago

OK that's weird! Don't tell me it had pineapple too

0points

Robert T 2 years ago

Reminds me of my great uncle - he used to keep mintballs in his pocket - you needed to dust the lint off the before eating them if you were brave enough to take one!

4points

Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Lint - blech!

4points

Sanguinius 2 years ago

I worked in a Best Buy briefly as the guy who checks receipts as you leave. The guy who trained me would bring in deli meat wrapped in a napkin and eat it straight out of his pocket. Nobody knew he did that but I mentioned it to someone else in passing. He was known as "Pocket Ham" thereafter.

3points

Pat Snyder-Coleman 2 years ago

I worked with senior citizens. Asked this man if he wanted any lunch today, he said "no thanks I have a pancake". Pulled a dry rolled up pancake out of his pocket. And ate it.

2points

Aurora Garrison 2 years ago

DUDE I saw a person who was training to be a math teacher eat something brown from inside one of his pockets, and I whispered to my friend next to me about it, and we were just pondering what it was for so long before he finally said, "Dog Treats?" And ever since then we've been quietly joking about it.... Some things we've said were "Maybe he's trying his dog's healthcare plan" or "Maybe he's secretly a dog"............ "secret life of pets!!"

2points

Vicky Z 2 years ago

Can't do that! Am a woman wearing women's clothes

1point

Lady Fos-Boss 2 years ago

I once stuff chocolate chips in my pocket, and sneakily ate them throughout the school day

1point

Aleksandra 2 years ago

Pocket spaghetti

1point

Tonya Wallace 2 years ago

Napoleon Dynamite tater tots.

1point

Rage of Aquarius 2 years ago

That's what I came here to say!

2points

JD Lee 2 years ago

Had a ditzy coworker who tried this once with chocolate. The pants were also tight. I was entertained at least.

0points

omg sameee 2 years ago

no. nope. no ty. n o.

0points

Veronica Connelly 2 years ago

Let me get some of your tots!

0points

Constance Chan 2 years ago

My husband's business partner once pulled a day old McDonald's breakfast sandwich from his high end suit pocket on the way to a meeting. Bachelorhood at its finest!

0points

Steven Mello 2 years ago

Used to hide cookies in my apron at the deli I worked in. Messed up some laundry that way lol

0points

karen jempson 2 years ago

Nothing weird about this

0points

LittleLiz 2 years ago

When I was 16, my mom took me shopping for a new coat. On our way out, my dad handed me a piece of a fresh baguette. I reflexively put it in my pocket and rediscovered it in the middle of a Macy's. Then I was standing in a Macy's eating bread.

0points

Clovella Buttram 2 years ago

"are you gonna eat your tots?"

0points

Rider 2 years ago

Mmmm pocket skittles.

0points

Mrs S 2 years ago

0points

Jacqueline 2 years ago

Candy flavored lint.

0points

Thomas Sweda 2 years ago

You mean like Boston Cream Pie?

0points

Derek S 2 years ago

POCKET TOTS

0points

Loty 2 years ago

My pockets are clean

0points

GaeFrog 2 years ago

Especially a wet lollypop

0points

Dillon Hughes 2 years ago

Nom nom pocket pudding!

0points

Tyler Bt 2 years ago

Homer, do you want sugar for your coffee? Sorry it's not in packages.

0points

Bobert Robertson 2 years ago

Pockets full of tater tots

0points

Matt Hollis 2 years ago

Give me one of your tater tots

0points

Tenacious Squirrel 2 years ago (edited)

This just made me remember when I met a guy on a day trip once (we were both tourists overseas). He pulled a handful of salted peanuts out of his pocket and offered them to me. I politely declined but it made me laugh.

0points

XSpooky_Mint 2 years ago

I used to do that

0points

#25

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating a banana with the skin on

Nipples_of_Destiny , ChrisTweten Report

Final score:

104points

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Josy Bannon 2 years ago

Extra fibers

23points

#26

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Using both hands to put on Chapstick

colummbina , John and Julia Report

Final score:

100points

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

It's a little challenging to get the cap off one-handed.

47points

SpinsterShutInBrunch Report

#27

Having nothing but pictures of yourself on your walls

Final score:

91points

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Deborah B 2 years ago

Having a stalker wall full of pictures, but instead of a person, they're all of pidgeons.

63points

#28

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Flying a kite at night

Nowforscd , Kilian Kremer Report

Final score:

86points

POST

LuckyL 2 years ago

that's giving me ideas. attach a few lights to it - that sounds like fun

88points

#29

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day.

Inflames811 , Bacila Vlad Report

Final score:

84points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

creepy.

49points

BewareNixonsGhost , Jonathan Borba Report

#30

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating condiments as a meal by themselves.

Final score:

73points

POST

Pixie 2 years ago

Doesn't ketchup count as tomato smoothie?

53points

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#31

Speakerphone conversation on the bus.

-TYRS- Report

Final score:

38points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

Very common in UK.

15points

#32

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Dressing like a penguin and walking on four legs

rafael-a , William Warby Report

Final score:

36points

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Madison Feehan 2 years ago

WHAT KIND OF PENGUIN WALKS ON 4 LEGS YOU PSYCHO?

29points

#33

Paint yourself orange, dye your hair green, then stand in a hole, and pretend you're a carrot.

_Raspootin_ Report

Final score:

34points

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

or a president?

37points

#34

Pulling your pants/underwear all the way down to pee at a men’s urinal

Sultan_of_Swing92 Report

Final score:

33points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

Specially when ur not a man 😉

50points

#35

Locking eyes with the nurse drawing your blood.

smptch Report

Final score:

33points

POST

Monday 2 years ago

Alternatively, staring at the blood being drawn and licking your lips.

34points

#36

Sitting next to a stranger on the train, when the rest of the carriage is empty.

jnrndl Report

Final score:

33points

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Pixie 2 years ago

That's the time where I find hissing appropriate

43points

#37

Putting a leash around your neck and walking yourself

GamePlayXtreme Report

Final score:

33points

POST

XSpooky_Mint 2 years ago

I MUST DO THIS

13points

#38

Watching a video on your phone at full volume in a public place

yitzin Report

Final score:

33points

POST

Otter 2 years ago

That's not weird, it's just plain rude.

24points

#39

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Lifting up your shirt in public and rubbing your tummy

qasimq , SHAYAN rti Report

Final score:

31points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

Do you know how damn tempting it is to do that right now 😆

20points

RedditorRedditor261 Report

#40

Writing an s from the bottom up

Final score:

31points

POST

mentally unstable rat 2 years ago

17points

#41

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Screaming in public at nothing except the existential dread you’re feeling.

nellienutkins , Ryan Snaadt Report

Final score:

31points

POST

Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

Stop stalking me

20points

#42

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Trimming your lawn with scissors.

goodmorningdgrey , mattjlc Report

Final score:

30points

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

This is reasonable to do if you have a very small patch of lawn and only a small patch of it needs a trim. I've done this before.

9points

#43

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Going to Starbucks and ordering milk with ice.

tsuave , Kanko* Report

Final score:

30points

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SykesDaMan 2 years ago

I used to order chocolate milk with ice... Sometimes I'd ask for mint so the barista wouldn't feel weird... Never did it when it was crowded.

9points

#44

Wearing a wedding gown everywhere. And I mean everywhere.

bigbowlofravioli Report

Final score:

28points

POST

XSpooky_Mint 2 years ago

*Buys a wedding gown*

11points

#45

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers walking backwards in public

CloudMojos , Frank Busch Report

Final score:

28points

POST

Nami Tantrum 2 years ago (edited)

now that is just fun :D

11points

macaronsforeveryone Report

#46

Carrying around a blowup doll that you claim to be married to.

Final score:

28points

POST

Mazer 2 years ago

Do you live in California?? I have witnessed weird stuff than this

10points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

See Also on Bored Panda

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#47

Using your knife and fork to slice each french fry into small dainty pieces.

GrouchoBark Report

Final score:

28points

POST

Ba Loeloe 2 years ago

Some people eats banana's with knife and fork, even peeling it .....just as weird....

7points

#48

Eating cereal with water

HurricaneMatty5 Report

Final score:

28points

POST

Rose the Cook 2 years ago

My father did this all his life insisting milk made him ill but he ate many other things that contained milk.

7points

DeathSpiral321 , Paulina Kamińska Report

#49

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating in public without using your hands at all.

Final score:

27points

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

I have never seen this.

11points

#50

Watching strangers eat dinner through restaurant windows at table height.

dtyler86 Report

Final score:

27points

POST

Paula Marowsky 2 years ago

Isn't that the whole purpose of those curtain less windows??

7points

#51

taking the escalator facing the opposite way.

xXDin_ViselXx-96 Report

Final score:

26points

POST

Beta 2 years ago

How would that work?

2points

#52

sending orange juice and coffee to random people in a restaurant at dinner.

12dancingbiches Report

Final score:

26points

POST

IRefuseToBeHuman 2 years ago

But that's kind of nice tho

2points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

See Also on Bored Panda

“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#53

A friend of mine eats the crust of the pizza first.

Like he eats the complete pizza crust of the whole pizza and then the "rest"

MCSenss Report

Final score:

26points

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Pixie 2 years ago

I do that (when I'm alone), so I'm left with only the good stuff

21points

#54

Swimming in a pool with slippers on

ThatLilBluejay Report

Final score:

26points

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Beta 2 years ago

With anything but a swimming costume on. And maybe a watch or other jewellery

4points

#55

Sitting on a park bench, opening a jar of mayonnaise, and furiously eating the contents with just your bare hands.

wskv Report

Final score:

25points

POST

XSpooky_Mint 2 years ago

I want to do that so bad now- I don't even like plain mayonnaise

9points

#56

Unbuckling your belt in public

Wilde04 Report

Final score:

25points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

sometimes you just ate too much and you have no choice.

11points

#57

Vacuuming your yard. A great chemical-free way to keep dandelions from spreading.

discoverwithandy Report

Final score:

24points

POST

Chich 2 years ago

I like dandelions.

22points

#58

Wearing your underwear over your pants.

bushpotatoe Report

Final score:

24points

POST

Rose the Cook 2 years ago

Looking at you Superman.

21points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

See Also on Bored Panda

French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#59

Not making any attempts to dry your hands after washing them

ResponsibilityNo275 Report

Final score:

24points

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XSpooky_Mint 2 years ago

*Wipes hands on pants*

20points

#60

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Putting your shoes on before the pants.

CrieDeCoeur , William Klos Report

Final score:

23points

POST

SykesDaMan 2 years ago

You should have large legs pants to do that. Or the NBA buttoned/"rippable" pants.

7points

#61

Farting and deeply inhaling it. In public

ASithLordWannabe Report

Final score:

23points

POST

Lady Cadaver 2 years ago

Hee hee... a-61a4e34135185.jpg

6points

#62

Walking around barefoot in the winter.

EndoShota Report

Final score:

23points

POST

Vorknkx 2 years ago

It's a good way to get frostbite in many countries...

3points

Cute-Chemistry-4766 Report

#63

Brushing your teeth in public

Final score:

22points

POST

Josy Bannon 2 years ago

Thats actually sad, should be normalized for better dental hygiene

10points

#64

Wear Halloween costumes as your everyday wear

ethy432 Report

Final score:

22points

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

Not mad if you are a goth.

12points

#65

Walking around in public in a bathrobe.

DireLoaf Report

Final score:

21points

POST

ZuluIsraeliAmnesiac 2 years ago

Big Lebowski

8points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

See Also on Bored Panda

Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#66

bite the kit kat without breaking it in half

frog_lover123 Report

Final score:

20points

POST

Pixie 2 years ago

Barbarian!

14points

#67

Doing yard work at night.

TrinixDMorrison Report

Final score:

18points

POST

Snorkeldorf 2 years ago (edited)

Asked teenager to mow the lawn for days. Had to run errands and said I want that lawn cut before I come home. Neighbor across the street called me while I was out, and by that time it was dark and there was a light rain. She was laughing and said "Just wanted you to know your kid is mowing the lawn in the dark with a flashlight and its raining". She also said "My kids used to do stuff like that too". Never ratted out neighbor, thanked teenager for mowing the lawn and came home with requested snacks. A win all the way around.

9points

getawayfrommyswamp Report

#68

Asking an old person to give up their seat on a bus

Final score:

18points

POST

Otter 2 years ago

I was once part of a cascade of movement, where all the handicapped seats on the bus were full, and a man in a quad wheelchair came in. The more able people in the handicapped seats quietly and voluntarily got up and moved to regular seats.

4points

#69

Microwaving your ice cream

Sethrial Report

Final score:

18points

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James016 2 years ago

Only to make it a bit looser to make it easier to scoop out.

14points

#70

Eating the toppings of the pizza and leaving the bread behind

ThatLilBluejay Report

Final score:

17points

POST

Snorkeldorf 2 years ago

I did the opposite. Scrapped all the toppings off and only ate the dough until I was a teenager. Bread with all that delicious flavor is wonderful and nobody hesitated to accept my extra toppings. Now I scarf down the whole thing. There's nothing about pizza I don't like.

6points

#71

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Framing photos of yourself.

IceCry2nd , Lefty Kasdaglis Report

Final score:

15points

POST

C. Wade 2 years ago

Not weird

13points

#72

Eating ketchup with a spoon

ca13b_1 Report

Final score:

15points

POST

Sandy D 2 years ago

My husband sometimes does this with hot sauces. I just kinda shake my head, lol

1point

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#73

Instead of holding the door open (especially at a restaurant with dual double doors) you close them right after you enter/exit the building.

WiseFool4 Report

Final score:

14points

POST

#74

Getting ready to leave the house by putting on sock-shoe-sock-shoe instead of sock-sock-shoe-shoe.

lizardking_metaphors Report

Final score:

14points

POST

Deth Invictus 2 years ago

What's wrong with this? I don't want to put socks directly on the ground once I put them on.

14points

#75

Going into a fast food restaurant and using your own Plates and utensils

icameupofaname Report

Final score:

14points

POST

Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

Does everyone not do that?

2points

#76

Lying down in the bath whilst it’s filling up

sbagley01 Report

Final score:

14points

POST

ZAPanda 2 years ago

er, when I bathed (as opposed to showering), I used to do this all the time. Must be mad then.

12points

#77

Driving barefoot

curtismj Report

Final score:

14points

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Pixie 2 years ago

I think that's actually illegal here in Germany

7points

#78

Offering candies to kids with a van with homemade logos

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Final score:

12points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

This isn't mad but it is totally PDF-file vibes.

8points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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#79

Buying a rope and a knife at the same time

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Final score:

12points

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Sandy D 2 years ago

Include a pkg of very large, sturdy trash bags and maybe a jar of Vaseline

8points

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What do you think ?

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troufaki13 2 years ago

Most of them are just rude and/or stupid

18points

Buren 2 years ago

Who makes this list??

12points

Kristin Ingersoll 2 years ago

I think the clue is here... delete-61a...ee1774.jpg

3points

Wandaluzt 2 years ago

Try looking at the top where it tells you they're all ripped off Reddit posts maybe?

0points

memyselfandI 2 years ago

I saw a similar post with some of these stories on Instagram a few days ago, but it looked like screenshots from Reddit. So it probably came from AskReddit questions.

0points

Aeon Flux 2 years ago

This one is creative and funny.

7points

InfectedVoice 2 years ago

Go into a supermarket, take some vodka and nappies (diapers) to the check out, pretend to only have enough money for one and put the nappies back, people will look at you a certain way.

6points

Trillian 2 years ago

Sitting right next to someone on the train in an otherwise empty train car.

3points

BleeBloo 2 years ago

This is just a bunch of made-up stuff that no one has ever done.

3points

Brian bell 2 years ago

Looks around... "Umm, yeah sure... just that!"

5points

Brandon Marlowe 2 years ago

I've done some of them.

3points

DogGoneOlive 2 years ago (edited)

lmao really? i hold my arms by my side when i'm walking & running.

0points

More Thinking Needed 2 years ago

BP doesn't even try anymore.

3points

~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 2 years ago

The premise of this post: "lIkE a DaMn sOCIopAtH"

2points

BatPig 2 years ago

these are all great suggestions for Impractical Jokers

2points

kjorn 2 years ago

cutting your nails with scissors

2points

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

Presuming they are actually nail scissors, what's wrong about that?

0points

Tim Douglass 2 years ago

Can't believe no one posted wearing socks with sandals.

1point

Damon Tripodi 2 years ago

Having a service horse

1point

Holly Allen 2 years ago

Not using a pillowcase on a pillow

1point

Joanna Werman 2 years ago

In a public parking lot follow someone who's walking to their car and park next to them

1point

l bee 2 years ago

Isn't there a US politician who does drink water out of a Hershey's syrup bottle? He does it because he's recycling, doesn't feel bad if he leaves it somewhere, and probably just enjoys watching the reaction?

0points

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

Was no. 1 submitted by an Australian? ie- about Tony Abbot?

0points

Missa Rei 2 years ago

For me, literally EVERYTHING I do, I feel like people look at me like I've lost my mind. I can say "hi" to someone, and they look at me like I have two hundred heads and a third one growing in. I'm an outsider, and I haven't even reached by adult years.... :'(

0points

neonn_pieee 2 years ago

Walking around a store then leaving said store without actually buying anything. I always feel so awkward when I leave a store that needed up not buying anything from.

0points

Hollysmom 2 years ago

Hilarious

0points

Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

You people either are creeps or have too much free time.

0points

Brian bell 2 years ago

Too bad nobody mentioned waving to random stangers as you are driving along.

-2points

Tonya Wallace 2 years ago

That used to be common in the southern US. In rural areas it still happens. I like it. ☺️✌🏾

4points

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troufaki13 2 years ago

Most of them are just rude and/or stupid

18points

Buren 2 years ago

Who makes this list??

12points

Kristin Ingersoll 2 years ago

I think the clue is here... delete-61a...ee1774.jpg

3points

Wandaluzt 2 years ago

Try looking at the top where it tells you they're all ripped off Reddit posts maybe?

0points

memyselfandI 2 years ago

I saw a similar post with some of these stories on Instagram a few days ago, but it looked like screenshots from Reddit. So it probably came from AskReddit questions.

0points

Aeon Flux 2 years ago

This one is creative and funny.

7points

InfectedVoice 2 years ago

Go into a supermarket, take some vodka and nappies (diapers) to the check out, pretend to only have enough money for one and put the nappies back, people will look at you a certain way.

6points

Trillian 2 years ago

Sitting right next to someone on the train in an otherwise empty train car.

3points

BleeBloo 2 years ago

This is just a bunch of made-up stuff that no one has ever done.

3points

Brian bell 2 years ago

Looks around... "Umm, yeah sure... just that!"

5points

Brandon Marlowe 2 years ago

I've done some of them.

3points

DogGoneOlive 2 years ago (edited)

lmao really? i hold my arms by my side when i'm walking & running.

0points

More Thinking Needed 2 years ago

BP doesn't even try anymore.

3points

~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 2 years ago

The premise of this post: "lIkE a DaMn sOCIopAtH"

2points

BatPig 2 years ago

these are all great suggestions for Impractical Jokers

2points

kjorn 2 years ago

cutting your nails with scissors

2points

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

Presuming they are actually nail scissors, what's wrong about that?

0points

Tim Douglass 2 years ago

Can't believe no one posted wearing socks with sandals.

1point

Damon Tripodi 2 years ago

Having a service horse

1point

Holly Allen 2 years ago

Not using a pillowcase on a pillow

1point

Joanna Werman 2 years ago

In a public parking lot follow someone who's walking to their car and park next to them

1point

l bee 2 years ago

0points

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

Was no. 1 submitted by an Australian? ie- about Tony Abbot?

0points

Missa Rei 2 years ago

0points

neonn_pieee 2 years ago

Walking around a store then leaving said store without actually buying anything. I always feel so awkward when I leave a store that needed up not buying anything from.

0points

Hollysmom 2 years ago

Hilarious

0points

Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

You people either are creeps or have too much free time.

0points

Brian bell 2 years ago

Too bad nobody mentioned waving to random stangers as you are driving along.

-2points

Tonya Wallace 2 years ago

That used to be common in the southern US. In rural areas it still happens. I like it. ☺️✌🏾

4points