‘What’s Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers

People can be stranger than fictional characters. I had this classmate who would always try to get everyone's attention with ridiculous stunts like cutting his hair during History or trying to fit his head into the toilet before English. He succeeded. But at the expense of earning himself a lot of crazy nicknames.

Earlier this month, Redditor LordP asked other users:" What's legal but if you do it, you still look like a psychopath?" and their post went viral, getting over 46K upvotes and nearly 20K comments, many of which prove that the boy I told you about isn't the only lunatic. Just because you can doesn't mean you should!

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door

turbo_dragon , Petr Magera Report

Final score:

263points

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Donkey boi 2 years ago

I've done this on many occasions! I had no idea it was considered weird.

39points

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating food in any bathroom ever

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Can I up vote some more?

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog sideways and in the middle, like a sandwich.

It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.

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235points

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XSpooky_Mint 2 years ago

I bet he eats Kit-Kats the wrong way too

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Wearing a wedding gown to someone else's wedding.

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MagicalUnicorn 2 years ago

that\s assholery as highest level

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Digging holes in your backyard at night.

Just doing some night digging.

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JuJu 2 years ago

It keeps the weirdos away. Just start right after moving in.

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers I was serving a very green, Chinese businessman at the pub and he ordered a burger and after a few seconds of sizing it up, stabbed it in the center with his fork and started eating it like a candy apple. I asked him if he was good, and he shrugged and said "sorry. I haven't figured out how to eat these yet"

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216points

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Yara Balabanova 2 years ago

To be fair, some burgers are too tall to eat properly

211points

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Going out to the gym or something and using a Hershey's syrup bottle as a water bottle

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210points

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mentally unstable rat 2 years ago

gonna go do that

96points

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Having carpet in your kitchen or bathroom

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Rose the Cook 2 years ago

Lived in a house with kitchen carpet once, never again. Talk about impractical.

60points

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Hissing at people on the bus so they don’t sit next to you

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Monday 2 years ago

All fun and games until one day the person just goes "uwu" and nuzzles up next to you.

152points

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#10

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173points

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The only Plueschopossum 2 years ago

Once my hubby didn't manage to finish his coffee before we went to work so he took cup and saucer with him when we left home. The crazy thing is: we get to work by bike and he's really good at driving free-handed. So he rode his bike with the saucer in one hand and his coffee in the other as if this was the most normal thing in the world. The people looked at him as if he was an alien. I've never seen so many huge eyes... :D

131points

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#11

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating a onion whole, like an apple

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166points

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Ali H M Salehuddin 2 years ago

This is what will happen once you got Covid. No sense of taste. So gobble it up while you can.

43points

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#12

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164points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

naruto!

33points

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#13

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150points

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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Running in jeans also.

45points

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#14

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.

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139points

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Madison Feehan 2 years ago

You're right. That's weird.

50points

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#15

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers blasting "highway to hell" during a funeral

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138points

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Rose the Cook 2 years ago

What if it was the deceased's favorite song?

93points

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#16

A manager I once had been reading a “how to manage people” book, which ended up with him telling me I was doing a good job, shaking my hand normally, then just standing still for 30 seconds, still holding my hand, in complete silence, staring directly into my eyes. Was supposed to be a reassuring show of dominance or some such s**t, but it was just weird and creepy.

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138points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

The urge to make a sudden loud noise and frighten him would have been overwhelming 😅

81points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

creepy.

49points

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#30

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating condiments as a meal by themselves.

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Pixie 2 years ago

Doesn't ketchup count as tomato smoothie?

53points

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What do you think ?

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troufaki13 2 years ago

Most of them are just rude and/or stupid

18points

Buren 2 years ago

Who makes this list??

12points

Aeon Flux 2 years ago

This one is creative and funny.

7points

InfectedVoice 2 years ago

Go into a supermarket, take some vodka and nappies (diapers) to the check out, pretend to only have enough money for one and put the nappies back, people will look at you a certain way.

6points

Trillian 2 years ago

Sitting right next to someone on the train in an otherwise empty train car.

3points

BleeBloo 2 years ago

This is just a bunch of made-up stuff that no one has ever done.

3points

More Thinking Needed 2 years ago

BP doesn't even try anymore.

3points

~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 2 years ago

The premise of this post: "lIkE a DaMn sOCIopAtH"

2points

BatPig 2 years ago

these are all great suggestions for Impractical Jokers

2points

kjorn 2 years ago

cutting your nails with scissors

2points

Tim Douglass 2 years ago

Can't believe no one posted wearing socks with sandals.

1point

Damon Tripodi 2 years ago

Having a service horse

1point

Holly Allen 2 years ago

Not using a pillowcase on a pillow

1point

Joanna Werman 2 years ago

In a public parking lot follow someone who's walking to their car and park next to them

1point

l bee 2 years ago

Isn't there a US politician who does drink water out of a Hershey's syrup bottle? He does it because he's recycling, doesn't feel bad if he leaves it somewhere, and probably just enjoys watching the reaction?

0points

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

Was no. 1 submitted by an Australian? ie- about Tony Abbot?

0points

Missa Rei 2 years ago

For me, literally EVERYTHING I do, I feel like people look at me like I've lost my mind. I can say "hi" to someone, and they look at me like I have two hundred heads and a third one growing in. I'm an outsider, and I haven't even reached by adult years.... :'(

0points

neonn_pieee 2 years ago

Walking around a store then leaving said store without actually buying anything. I always feel so awkward when I leave a store that needed up not buying anything from.

0points

Hollysmom 2 years ago

Hilarious

0points

Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

You people either are creeps or have too much free time.

0points

Brian bell 2 years ago

Too bad nobody mentioned waving to random stangers as you are driving along.

-2points

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troufaki13 2 years ago

Most of them are just rude and/or stupid

18points

Buren 2 years ago

Who makes this list??

12points

Aeon Flux 2 years ago

This one is creative and funny.

7points

InfectedVoice 2 years ago

Go into a supermarket, take some vodka and nappies (diapers) to the check out, pretend to only have enough money for one and put the nappies back, people will look at you a certain way.

6points

Trillian 2 years ago

Sitting right next to someone on the train in an otherwise empty train car.

3points

BleeBloo 2 years ago

This is just a bunch of made-up stuff that no one has ever done.

3points

More Thinking Needed 2 years ago

BP doesn't even try anymore.

3points

~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 2 years ago

The premise of this post: "lIkE a DaMn sOCIopAtH"

2points

BatPig 2 years ago

these are all great suggestions for Impractical Jokers

2points

kjorn 2 years ago

cutting your nails with scissors

2points

Tim Douglass 2 years ago

Can't believe no one posted wearing socks with sandals.

1point

Damon Tripodi 2 years ago

Having a service horse

1point

Holly Allen 2 years ago

Not using a pillowcase on a pillow

1point

Joanna Werman 2 years ago

In a public parking lot follow someone who's walking to their car and park next to them

1point

l bee 2 years ago

0points

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

Was no. 1 submitted by an Australian? ie- about Tony Abbot?

0points

Missa Rei 2 years ago

0points

neonn_pieee 2 years ago

Walking around a store then leaving said store without actually buying anything. I always feel so awkward when I leave a store that needed up not buying anything from.

0points

Hollysmom 2 years ago

Hilarious

0points

Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

You people either are creeps or have too much free time.

0points

Brian bell 2 years ago

Too bad nobody mentioned waving to random stangers as you are driving along.

-2points

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