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People can be stranger than fictional characters. I had this classmate who would always try to get everyone's attention with ridiculous stunts like cutting his hair during History or trying to fit his head into the toilet before English. He succeeded. But at the expense of earning himself a lot of crazy nicknames.

Earlier this month, Redditor LordP asked other users:" What's legal but if you do it, you still look like a psychopath?" and their post went viral, getting over 46K upvotes and nearly 20K comments, many of which prove that the boy I told you about isn't the only lunatic. Just because you can doesn't mean you should!

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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door

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    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog sideways and in the middle, like a sandwich.

    It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.

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    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Wearing a wedding gown to someone else's wedding.

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    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Digging holes in your backyard at night.

    Just doing some night digging.

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    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers I was serving a very green, Chinese businessman at the pub and he ordered a burger and after a few seconds of sizing it up, stabbed it in the center with his fork and started eating it like a candy apple. I asked him if he was good, and he shrugged and said "sorry. I haven't figured out how to eat these yet"

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    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Going out to the gym or something and using a Hershey's syrup bottle as a water bottle

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    #8

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Having carpet in your kitchen or bathroom

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    Rose the Cook
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lived in a house with kitchen carpet once, never again. Talk about impractical.

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    #9

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Hissing at people on the bus so they don’t sit next to you

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    Monday
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All fun and games until one day the person just goes "uwu" and nuzzles up next to you.

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    #10

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers walking around in public with a glass of water from home

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    The only Plueschopossum
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my hubby didn't manage to finish his coffee before we went to work so he took cup and saucer with him when we left home. The crazy thing is: we get to work by bike and he's really good at driving free-handed. So he rode his bike with the saucer in one hand and his coffee in the other as if this was the most normal thing in the world. The people looked at him as if he was an alien. I've never seen so many huge eyes... :D

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    #11

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating a onion whole, like an apple

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what will happen once you got Covid. No sense of taste. So gobble it up while you can.

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    #12

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides

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    #14

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.

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    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers blasting "highway to hell" during a funeral

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    #16

    A manager I once had been reading a “how to manage people” book, which ended up with him telling me I was doing a good job, shaking my hand normally, then just standing still for 30 seconds, still holding my hand, in complete silence, staring directly into my eyes. Was supposed to be a reassuring show of dominance or some such s**t, but it was just weird and creepy.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The urge to make a sudden loud noise and frighten him would have been overwhelming 😅

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    #17

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.

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    #18

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.

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    #19

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's a long distance and they look behind them and see you.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god. This reminds me of a uni friend. He would pick a car on the motorway that was travelling at the speed he wanted to go and just follow it. For miles! I get worried people will think I'm following them if I happen to be going the same way as them for more than a couple of turns!

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    #20

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them.

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    #21

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers stop responding midway thru an irl convo, but maintain eye contact

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    #22

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Standing silently at night along a forest road.

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    #23

    Casually eating a stick of butter during a business meeting

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    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating unwrapped food from inside your pockets

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    #26

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Using both hands to put on Chapstick

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    #27

    Having nothing but pictures of yourself on your walls

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a stalker wall full of pictures, but instead of a person, they're all of pidgeons.

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    #28

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Flying a kite at night

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    LuckyL
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's giving me ideas. attach a few lights to it - that sounds like fun

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    #29

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day.

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    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating condiments as a meal by themselves.

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    #31

    Speakerphone conversation on the bus.

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    #32

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Dressing like a penguin and walking on four legs

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    #33

    Paint yourself orange, dye your hair green, then stand in a hole, and pretend you're a carrot.

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    #34

    Pulling your pants/underwear all the way down to pee at a men’s urinal

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    #35

    Locking eyes with the nurse drawing your blood.

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    Monday
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively, staring at the blood being drawn and licking your lips.

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    #36

    Sitting next to a stranger on the train, when the rest of the carriage is empty.

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    #37

    Putting a leash around your neck and walking yourself

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    #38

    Watching a video on your phone at full volume in a public place

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    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Lifting up your shirt in public and rubbing your tummy

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    #41

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Screaming in public at nothing except the existential dread you’re feeling.

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    #42

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Trimming your lawn with scissors.

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is reasonable to do if you have a very small patch of lawn and only a small patch of it needs a trim. I've done this before.

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    #43

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Going to Starbucks and ordering milk with ice.

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    SykesDaMan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to order chocolate milk with ice... Sometimes I'd ask for mint so the barista wouldn't feel weird... Never did it when it was crowded.

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    #44

    Wearing a wedding gown everywhere. And I mean everywhere.

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    Carrying around a blowup doll that you claim to be married to.

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    Mazer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you live in California?? I have witnessed weird stuff than this

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    #47

    Using your knife and fork to slice each french fry into small dainty pieces.

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    Ba Loeloe
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people eats banana's with knife and fork, even peeling it .....just as weird....

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    #48

    Eating cereal with water

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    Rose the Cook
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father did this all his life insisting milk made him ill but he ate many other things that contained milk.

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    #49

    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Eating in public without using your hands at all.

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    Watching strangers eat dinner through restaurant windows at table height.

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    #51

    taking the escalator facing the opposite way.

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    #52

    sending orange juice and coffee to random people in a restaurant at dinner.

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    #53

    A friend of mine eats the crust of the pizza first.

    Like he eats the complete pizza crust of the whole pizza and then the "rest"

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    Swimming in a pool with slippers on

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With anything but a swimming costume on. And maybe a watch or other jewellery

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    #55

    Sitting on a park bench, opening a jar of mayonnaise, and furiously eating the contents with just your bare hands.

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    #56

    Unbuckling your belt in public

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    #57

    Vacuuming your yard. A great chemical-free way to keep dandelions from spreading.

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    Wearing your underwear over your pants.

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    Not making any attempts to dry your hands after washing them

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    ‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers Putting your shoes on before the pants.

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    SykesDaMan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have large legs pants to do that. Or the NBA buttoned/"rippable" pants.

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    #62

    Walking around barefoot in the winter.

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    Brushing your teeth in public

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    #64

    Wear Halloween costumes as your everyday wear

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    #66

    bite the kit kat without breaking it in half

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    Doing yard work at night.

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    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asked teenager to mow the lawn for days. Had to run errands and said I want that lawn cut before I come home. Neighbor across the street called me while I was out, and by that time it was dark and there was a light rain. She was laughing and said "Just wanted you to know your kid is mowing the lawn in the dark with a flashlight and its raining". She also said "My kids used to do stuff like that too". Never ratted out neighbor, thanked teenager for mowing the lawn and came home with requested snacks. A win all the way around.

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    #68

    Asking an old person to give up their seat on a bus

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once part of a cascade of movement, where all the handicapped seats on the bus were full, and a man in a quad wheelchair came in. The more able people in the handicapped seats quietly and voluntarily got up and moved to regular seats.

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    #69

    Microwaving your ice cream

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    Eating the toppings of the pizza and leaving the bread behind

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    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the opposite. Scrapped all the toppings off and only ate the dough until I was a teenager. Bread with all that delicious flavor is wonderful and nobody hesitated to accept my extra toppings. Now I scarf down the whole thing. There's nothing about pizza I don't like.

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    #72

    Eating ketchup with a spoon

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    Sandy D
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband sometimes does this with hot sauces. I just kinda shake my head, lol

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    #73

    Instead of holding the door open (especially at a restaurant with dual double doors) you close them right after you enter/exit the building.

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    #74

    Getting ready to leave the house by putting on sock-shoe-sock-shoe instead of sock-sock-shoe-shoe.

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    Deth Invictus
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this? I don't want to put socks directly on the ground once I put them on.

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    #75

    Going into a fast food restaurant and using your own Plates and utensils

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    #76

    Lying down in the bath whilst it’s filling up

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    er, when I bathed (as opposed to showering), I used to do this all the time. Must be mad then.

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    Driving barefoot

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    Offering candies to kids with a van with homemade logos

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    Buying a rope and a knife at the same time

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    Sandy D
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Include a pkg of very large, sturdy trash bags and maybe a jar of Vaseline

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