They're marketed as the unicorns of the sea, so I can see why people would think this.

"When I put the glasses on, everything was in 4K Ultra" We all who wear glasses felt that

The best workers are the most overworked ones too.

I pronounce it as "pa-ra-dime", but that's just an accent thing.

My mum's name is not 'Mum' That broke my heart when I was 2 yo 💔

It's called oral allergy syndrome. It really sucks, at least it's only bananas for you. My list of fruit and veg that affects me gets longer every year.

Never seen or read Hamlet so I am none the wiser.

Basketball dodged.

The same thing holds for wearing white panties under white slacks. You need to wear nude coloured ones under those.

I never even pondered about that name.

This is standard in Greece too.

In 21 years, you never met anybody who didn't rush to the toilet after dairy products?

A lot of people get this wrong.

Hopefully nobody told you they were good friends to avoid talking about same-sex couples with you.

They’re not?… I’ll head on over to the google.

I have met many, many adults over the years that thought this was so as well. Want to really mess with them? Show them a miniature horse, which is less than 3 Ft/36 In tall and a Connemara pony which is maximum 5 Ft/60 In tall. My Quarterhorse is 58 In tall fully grown.

Yup. People were always asking me when my pony was going to be full grown. "Um, she's 16 years old now, so she's probably just about done" is what I'd tell them. ;)

and they can be very ornery.

Forever Babies.

This one makes me shake my head. It's astounding how many adults don't know this.

Whattt!!!!!!

WHAT? What are they then? 78 here.

I'll admit that I have just relearned this in the past few years.

Colts are baby horses.

And polo ponies are not ponies either.

What? Next thing you know you’re going to tell me worms aren’t really baby snakes.

Told this to my wife when she was in her late 20s. I still don't think she fully believes me. 😂😂😂

Foals

I was never sure, but didn't even want to Google the question for fear someone would notice I asked.

No s**t.

Shetland ponies aren't...

Your no brain dumbass thought they were baby horses 🥺🤣 wow if someone's that stupid they should be put down...

"Going to have a pony" is London Cockney slang for a "dump" ( "pony & trap - crap")

I learned this when I was 38 years old. Sigh...🤦‍♀️ In my defense, I'm not a horse person...

baby horse is a foal

I get bugged when someone calls a foal a pony because I'm just a s**t head with OCD and if you say it wrong then it bugs me. It's like when my mom or siblings say "that's a pretty purple" even though it clearly has lots of purple in it hint a hint of purple. I just see everything different because I like colors and the amount of one color in the shade and animals in general. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm I sound like an annoying s**t....

And a horse's ass doesn't refer to the anatomy of the horse.

I'm 38 and today years old learning this