Awwwww, that's so sweet!

I read a book about her once, crazy

Logical. Dogs are nice.

More evidence to support Dog worship.

It’s like a puppy library

He was so lovely.

Hehehe...

Okay, I'm signing up!

Meanwhile, in the good ol' US of A.....

Do they do it on a park bench wearing dark glasses and trenchcoats? Please tell me they do it on a park bench wearing dark glasses and trenchcoats!

He was probably right!

Sounds about right

And then called it Twitter? /s

Solution to the infinite monkey theorem: The earth will be swallowed by the sun and the last stars will eventually fade out before random chance has given the monkeys enough time to recreate Shakespeare's works. Alternatively, given infinite monkeys working in parallel: the universe will collapse in on itself due to the infinite mass.

Tangentially related, people have created websites that do the same, and the best they've managed so far is about 8 letters in a row.

They're off to a good start! Give them a few million years, you'll see!

Well Shakespeare does start with an S.

"eventually"≠"a month"

'How many monkeys do we need?' 'Uh, infinity...' 'Budget will cover six. Get to work.'

Mmm! Looks like they didn’t have it long enough.

So they wrote the screenplay for the movie cats?

The last time I encountered a macaque it hopped on my shoulders and tried to louse me. Enough said. I didn't even have lice.

Sensible macaques, We do NOT need another Complete Works of Shakespeare,

still better than Twilight

Someone doesn't understand the concept of infinity. It is vaster than you can really imagine. Not only would the monkeys do the complete works of Shakespeare, but they would do so an infinite number of times. They would also do it with one typo in it an infinite number of times. They would do all variations of everything an infinite number of times. Shakespeare, Stephen King, complete gibberish, lyrics to every song imaginable...all an infinite number of times.

If you've been on facebook, you know the theorem is totally false! LOL!

S = Shakespeare.

I'd do the same today, trying to read and learn Shakespeare

My mother taught typing in my very small high school. She would have laughed at this.

Oh, modern literature then?

If you have have any poop, fling it now lol

It's right on the tips of my fingers to write something snarky about old Bill, but Philomena Cunk did such an excellent job, I'll just stop here.

That's a beginning

And yet elephants paint.

Sounds like some of today’s TV scripts!

Hm, needed 2 months then

So if they’d been given an actual typewriter, watch out Shakespeare! 🤪

So, they're at the high school level then?

so what you are saying they write the complete works of shakespeare one letter at the time and they have the "s" covered? That is brilliant!

So they they found the critics, few more monkeys and they might find the writers.

Well, they got pretty close. The monkeys typed the letter s for Shakespeare.

If they typed 5 pages of the letter S that means they taught themselves how to put paper in the machine which is nothing to sneeze at. Which they probably did as well.

*snort*

Proof that Shakespeare was not a macaque.

I think you might have to try for a little longer.

Was it in iambic pentameter?

So they wrote the GOP platform

Are we talking about monkeys or trump supporters?

Not monkeys, sounds like writers for Fox News to me.

Man. Joe has dysentery real bad, someone should take care of him. Wtf wants to nurse a guy through dysentery? No one that’s the problem! Wait, don’t we have a baboon around here?

I know this one from an episode the food that built America

Especially that one with the beak.

Damn