In a perfect world, everyone is productive. Ticking every box on their to-do list, managing their time and concentrating on the task at hand. Sounds great, right?
But as we all know, that is rarely the case... And one of the main reasons why is our own laziness.
There's plenty of creative people who try to make life a bit easier. Bored Panda has compiled a list full of the most brilliant ways to work with as little effort as possible. From manipulating your cat into turning the light off to leaving the side table unassembled and using it as it is, we've got you covered.
Don't forget to check out Bored Panda's previous post where people took laziness to a whole new level!
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Chores
I think this is called procrastination? But I’ve never got around to looking that word up! (Not my best, but it will suffice for now. Bear with me).
Why bother about how long it took to start the job. You did it and it's over, now. Did anyone die because you took a few months to do it? NO!!!
We often associate laziness with apathy, carelessness or lack of motivation. And while some people are more likely to look for the easiest option, performing tasks with as little effort as possible can have its benefits. These people are actually good at finding out the quickest way of doing something with little mental or physical activity.
One study published in the Journal of Health Psychology suggests that people who are more physically active have a lower need to engage in activities that require thinking. But this “difference was most pronounced during the 5-day work week and lessened during the weekend“, which means that an easy-going weekend will only benefit your brainpower. The researchers also found that those with high IQ go bored less easily. That's why they tend to be less active and spend more time thinking while the "non-thinkers“ preferred to engage in physical activities.
How I Shut The Light Off When I'm Feeling Lazy
This is the pet owner equivalent of my parents using me as their remote control for the TV back in the 60's when we didn't have one.
Oh my cat already opens my drawers and doors...no privacy with this lovely, little s***. Now she can put her talent to good use, perfect!
Also, an easy mistake would be to confuse laziness with proper idleness – choosing to do nothing. As the famous quote by Oscar Wilde goes, “to do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world, the most difficult and the most intellectual.” And it's true. Believe it or not, but being idle is actually good for you.
Chris Bailey, author of “Hyperfocus: How to Be More Productive in a World of Distraction”, said that our attention is either focused (when we get our work done and have meaningful conversations) or unfocused which actually makes us more creative. “Think back to your last creative insight — chances are it didn’t happen when you were focusing on one thing. In fact, you probably weren’t focused on much at all,” Bailey said.
According to the author, an idle mind allows us to do three things: rest, plan our future and long-term goals, and think of the most insightful and unique ideas. So in other words, when we see a bunch of do-nothings just sitting around and idling, they might actually be using their energy to think and create.
When You’re Too Lazy To Build A Snowman
Left My Christmas Lights Up. Laziness Paid Off For Once
Around the freezing point of water during the day, to be exact. ;)
Load More Replies...Thats pretty cool. It seems like it would be ice to have one of these!
Some even think that laziness is the key to success. Michael Lewis, bestselling author of “The Big Short,” said that it serves him as a filter. “Something has to be really good before I’ll decide to work on it,” he said. In other words, it helps you to avoid being busy just for the sake of... being busy and also prevents you from taking on opportunities that you do not care much for.
The Student Chose A Character Who Speaks Only 3 Words And That Is His Name - I Am Groot
The part where it says "I am groot" was very inspiring 😌
I took umbrage with "I am Groot", but then seeing "I am Groot" afterwards calmed me down.
Load More Replies...Had they been given the opportunity to use any fantasy character, he could have done HODOR, three times less fuss.
It Took Me A Minute To Comprehend That My 5-Year-Old Had Invented A New Hands-Free iPad Technology
Yes, work smarter...not harder. Don't think this is lazy, at all. Looks comfortable, in fact.
Load More Replies...However, if you're feeling lazy more often than not, it could mean that something else is going on. If you're having trouble getting things done, set unrealistic goals and feel exhausted, you might be experiencing a job burnout. Since it's sometimes presented in such a way that overlaps with the concept of do-nothingness, it's not that easy to spot.
Ditto
There is no such thing as overdone lights, as long as I am not the one hanging them, or taking them down. Lights that can be seen from space are almost getting there... I especially love my neighbors who can be heard the day after Thanksgiving "Dammit! Kenny! I said to put Santa's Runway behind the Virgin Mary but to the left of the entire cast of 'Frozen' and start inflatin' em.
I would be mad having a neighbor like this... All the lights all night would be terribly enraging for me
Ditto is the cool, laid back neighborhood uncle everyone wants to hang out with. The one on the right is pesky perfectionist who spends ten minutes just to tie his shorlaces evenly.
You guys will be jealous and shîtty about ANYTHING. Now Christmas lights make you bad to hang around? Bitterness is like a mental disease I swear.
Load More Replies...We are the house on the right usually, but I would love to get my neighbors to decorate and allow me to have one end of their lights and have a cut out of the grinch holding them to look like he's stealing from the neighbor's that would be epic. Maybe I'll do that this year, but decorate my house and give my next door neighbor's the grinch cut out lol
My Dad's Christmas Tree
We Don't Deserve Dogs
My mom and I have started sending messages or small items to each other with my dog. She knows that she's doing a task for us and obviously she knows we think she's really smart and cute, so she's so proud of herself when she makes a successful delivery.
Mum's a smart lady, and it looks like your cutie of a pup was happy to make the delivery....
Devon Price, a social psychologist and author of “Laziness Does Not Exist” speaks of the Laziness Lie, “a belief system that says hard work is morally superior to relaxation and that people who aren’t productive have less innate value than productive people“. In short, those who do more are worth more. Today, this kind of thinking can lead to physical, mental, and emotional exhaustion.
I Got Inspired To Be Lazy And Not Put Up All My Christmas Lights
I prefer this to actually putting up the lights like everyone else
The part "like everyone else" sounds so sad to me...
Load More Replies...I do this for the tree instead and use the image of Jim Carry version carrying the right hand fracking his backside and the front left hand at point where it shows he is holding an ornament (which I cut out, he is complete cut out of the scene). I have it printed almost life size have the tree wrapped in lights but from the top it bends towards the grinch because he is pulling the lights off the tree. It's still very bright and I have a crooked star hanging down on the line is he pulling on. Kids love it. I got this idea from a coworker of mine when we did an office decorating party he won... and years later I still do it and the whole family loves it.
Or be even lazier like me and don't put lights up at all lol. Although I do think that's clever.
his shadow looks like the silhouette of a screaming music artist performing live lol cool
I like this. I used to be obsessed with the Grinch. I would watch him every day even in summer. I was a weird kid.
I'm Really Lazy When It Comes To Putting On A Costume
I doubt the real Van Gogh was that good-looking. He made some boss paintings, tho.
Load More Replies...This is perfect! And apart from the obvious likeness, that look of the artist's ennui is spot on.
Same! Add a fork and PRESTO! George Weasley costume!
Load More Replies...Laziness: Dream Level
I had a dream where I was cleaning a really horrible toilet which just seemed to get dirtier the more I scrubbed. Then a little voice at the back of my mind said "Just wake up and this won't be happening any more". So I did, and no more problem. Whew.
Didn’t know what u meant then I was all “oh putting the ear back on vincent
LOL!! Yes, when you are so lazy you wake up from a DREAM to not do something, that is rocking the lazy train for sure!
well i dont know if this counts, but i was so tired one day when i walk to my jobm so i fell asleep. but still walking!
And let's not mistake indolence for procrastination. We often think it's a form of passivity when in fact, people and especially students might be facing barriers that are unknown to us. “If a person’s behavior doesn’t make sense to you, it is because you are missing a part of their context,“ Price explained. “People do not choose to fail or disappoint. No one wants to feel incapable, apathetic, or ineffective. If you look at a person’s action (or inaction) and see only laziness, you are missing key details. There is always an explanation,” the author said.
9-Year-Old's Tablet Solution
That's not a tablet, it's a magazine. You remember these things with pages, thinner than a book?
if he isint careful the next generation might not have that intelligence or existence
I wish I was that smart. Oh how many times my phone has follen on my face
Lazy Bastard
I can open your eyes Take you wonder by wonder Over, sideways and under On a magic carpet ride
Load More Replies..."Public transport today is a disgrace, when I was a chick there were three eagles every hour"
Does anyone else have that song from Titanic going through their heads?
It's My Dad's Birthday Today. I Was Too Lazy To Get Him A Proper Card
I'm sure many middle-aged dads secretly yearn to be Disney princesses
I actually do this on most birthday cards for my loved ones. I also have a stash of bad holiday cards I cross out and rewrite making the original card obsolete. :) funny way to give cards. I do give meaningful ones for shock value every so often. They all appreciate my gushy words of love more when I do dish it out.
I always get cards for my friend’s birthdays either for sons or grandpas
You had to find the card didn't you? For me that would be a whole day rummaging.
So it seems that being lazy is not always a bad thing. In fact, you should probably do it more often. If you use it the right way, it even makes you more productive and leaves more room for original thoughts and ideas. Although if you're doing nothing because you're overwhelmed, it might be good to take a step back and figure out the nature of your laziness. Then try to overcome it. Or don't. It's completely up to you.
Lazy But Genius Parenting
I think this is genius. The kid can color all they want and the parent won't have to scrub walls to clean up.
And when they've finished the cat can move into a newly-decorated house
*me putting my 3 year old daughter in a box right now. "Wait a minute, I should wait till it's morning and she is awake... oh and make note not to forget the crayons."
The child seems happy, and you can recycle the box afterwards. Job done.
Knowing kids, they will enjoy this more than than any expensive toy you get them. Imagination rules.
We all had fun with boxes, first time I took my son when he was 5 to toys r us, we were so excited for him, he was crying only for the roll of gift wrap paper( so he can be a swordsman)
Just Feeling A Little Lazy
Because it's so much easier to write a note than to put your pants on
Could use the same note every time if you deliver from the same place
Load More Replies...This is called, I asked for no contact delivery, but I keep missing the tip box on the website that they somehow make inconspicuous. So I leave $5 in a ziploc with a note on the porch.
I Hate Signing Yearbooks For Students, So I Had A Rubber Stamp Made
I like the Combination of a stamp and the term 'favorite'. Kinda implies that all students are favourites
Laziness Meets Ingenuity, Me: "What's That Pipe On Your Railing?" Sister: "It's Our Soda Can Chute"
Note the placement of that pole in the bottom right corner. I'm guessing de-clogging stick!
Gutters work as well. You can even twist them so they bend around walls. We had two, one for cans and one for bottles. Dumped the glass for free, then cashed in the cans for more beer.
We only drink a soda once every few weeks, but buy a case. So yes, cans.
Load More Replies...Lazy Security Guard
Hahhahaha. I thought it was a split screen. I wonder if he does this a lot and someone made it for him when they caught him sleeping again.
Is he holding a pistol grip semiautomatic shotgun? What kind of criminals are they expecting?
This Shortcut Symbolizes Human Laziness (Yes, I Use It)
In The Netherlands we call this a elephantspath. In a newly made quater of Amsterdam they took foto's from the air to see how people would walk and laid the paths there.
Exactly the same planning in the U.K. They are called desire lines.
Load More Replies...While I was in college, a construction crew massively damaged a green while building a new lecture hall. Broken sidewalks, knocked down a tree, etc. Professor of architecture and botany made a plea to the trustees and they agreed. When students returned in September, everything in the old green was gone (except some big trees) and the entire green was solid sod. Over the next 3 months new paths were made by people doing their thing. Over the holiday break, they replaced all of the elephant paths with cobblestones. On Spring break, they added a bunch of young trees, bushes, and flower beds. Several decades in now, the botany department uses those old plantings as part of the final for "Trees and Shrubs" and they plan the flowerbeds each December for the following year with little signs for each plant. I can say we are the only school that purposely plants poison sumac and poison ivy. Every incoming freshman sees it on their campus tour before they start wandering in the nearby national forest and run into it on accident.
Yes. The city was too lazy to build a sidewalk, so at the dangerous blind corner the people cut a path.
I Trusted My Husband To Clean-Up From Christmas Last Year. This Is What I Discovered When I Went Down To Our Basement To Begin Decorating This Year. Life Hack Or Lazy?
My mom takes this one step further. She has a small tree with the ornaments permanently attached. She has a large garbage bag, with a hole for the trunk, already on the tree. She uses a Christmas themed flannel sheet for the tree skirt, hole in the middle of the sheet, placed between the bag and the tree. At the end of the season, she pulls the flannel sheet up, secures it at the top with a clothes pin or chip clip, then pulls the garbage bag up around and ties off the top. The sheet protects the bag from punctures and rips, the bag makes it one easy package to put back in the shed.
I've seen this a few times and it definitely seems to be a life hack. Would be good if there was a more environmentally friendly way of doing it. Any one have ideas?
Never put it away. Christmas all day, everyday. I mean, you can always put up some colorful eggs as soon as the easter bunny comes by. Just a thought. But all fun aside, I really like that you care about the environment
Load More Replies...So I work in a union shop and we always have our employees set up a tree. Given said union, these employees would take a full day to set up the tree each year, so as a manager responsible for efficiency gains, I implemented this as standard practice and we have been doing this for 6 years now
Be Lazy. Make A Garage For Your Heavy Small Appliances With Cheap Rolling Plant Stands
If you hear anything in the dark of night it's just your roomba trolling for a date.
Well you roll it over to the counter before lifting it.
Load More Replies...You would have to place something flat on top of the rollers because the mixer base isn't the right shape to stay upright on the cross pieces.
Load More Replies...What even ARE all of these? I'd guess front row left is a pressure cooker, right's a rice cooker? In the back row, rightmost might be a food processor? What's the other two?
Load More Replies...I Figured Out You Don’t Actually Have To Assemble These Things
This is next level haha Am i the only one who enjoys assembling even though I'm a very lazy person
I've put together 2 tv stands in my time, the second one had doors and drawers, I was very proud of myself.
Load More Replies...I guess they can resell it at some point as new.
Load More Replies...Road Sign
My father used to tell me: 'There's three kinds of people out there; those that can count and those that can't.'
My Daughter Wanted A Fort. I Was Feeling Lazy
I read your comment 'good ikea' and now I'm laughing because it's true too :D
Load More Replies...Okay, we have the same bed and this never occured to me... it seem tomorow is fort day!
That’s actually such a good fort! I would adore that as a child! I’d never take it down!
The kid is the lazy one. Since when do the parents build the fort? The kids build the fort!
Of course the parents build the fort. My parents always built the fort because I wasn't strong enough to move the mattress or tall enough to put the couch cushions in place.
Load More Replies...I'm actually going to do this with my granddaughter this weekend! What a great idea !!!!
My Lazy Little Brother Learning Writing English Letters
Exactly. If it's stupid and it works, it isn't stupid
Load More Replies...I had an evil reading teacher whose discipline for anything was make you write a sentence a certain number of times. We would all do this, repeating one letter at a time going down. She also made us write exactly 5 sentences every day in a journal. Any more or any less and you had to redo it. So 5 sentences for the day your dog died and 5 sentences for the day you went to Disneyland. She'd then hand them back with critiques (ie sounds boring). I still want to know why she thought the best way to encourage young minds to write creatively is to make writing a physically and emotionally painful experience.
Load More Replies...yes, English letters, as opposed to a different alphabet of letters such as Cyrillic, Greek, Hebrew, etc -----edit: technically the "english letters" would be the latin alphabet, however.
Load More Replies...Oh man. We had to write “I will not cuss it is not nice.” 250 for first offense, 500 for second and 1000 for third. Also “I will not miss the bus because it is a inconvenience to my mom and dad”. Thankfully I only had to write the bus one 250 times. Never had to do the cussing one. Strangely I cuss like a sailor now. 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...Lazy Lawnmower
So from the earlier, outside tracks, looks like they let it go on the steps? Doesn't seem like it would be good for the blades. Would work well in a more open area.
This is completely photoshopped. The idea is good, but the "execution" is very crude and there are a few more flaws in it. You're right though, if the setup as it is would work, the combination of blades and steps wouldn't do much good for either of the participating elements.
Load More Replies...The line should be attached to the front for it to work. With line at the back, mover won't turn.
Oh it will turn, but due to the direction of force, it'll turn outwards until it's pointed radially away from the pole, lifting the front wheels and whirring away. That's assuming this rickety mower does have any powered wheels at all.
Load More Replies...Funny meme. But I'm pretty sure it would just flip itself over with its blades still spinning at some point. I can only hope its an adult who gets injured.
Ours has a bar that needs to be pressed while operating, you would have to tie that down too. What happens when it gets to the end and just keeps running? This is the laziest post, that tiny patch of grass would take 5 mins.
My Coworker Has A Tendency To Spill His Cereal Walking Out Of The Kitchen In The Morning And Just Leave It There. I Made It Modern Art
we have some of those where I work. They assume we have cleaning lady for that. They leave tables with many droplets, crumbs of food even though we are supposed to clean and desinfect it after use. I have to clean my table every time when I go to eat. Hate these lazy pigs.
Load More Replies...Throwing Away Paint Roller Trays Is Just Wasteful, And Cleaning Them Is A Damn Mess. Here's Your Lazy, Smart Solution
If it prevents waste, it is not lazy. This is a life hack. I've seen it quite a few times.
Load More Replies...They sell special thin plastic inserts, just for this purpose. Stack of 5 for 99 cents at the DIY store
One use plastic is a problem. Be inconvenienced, wash the tray, save the next generations.
exactly....i am a pro painter and hate using things like this....whenever i must use one i wash it out and reuse it sometimes as much as 4 times...it may only be a small bit but i try to reduce waste whenever i can.
Load More Replies...After I pour the extra back into the can I just let the paint dry in the tray and peel it off when it's built up a few layers.
Oooh, I'm about to do a ton of painting... but then I thought about all the waste of plastic...
read previous comments, garbage bag will still be garbage bag with paint inside it.
Load More Replies...OMG. In the middle of painting an entire apartment. USING THIS!!!!!!!!!!
The pursuit of convenience like this is killing the planet. We don't need all that excess plastic in landfill (and generated from fossil fuels) because people were too damn lazy to wash a tray.
Uhhh it takes so much water to wash a paint tray, and also, that paint ends up in the ocean. So much smarter to use plastic bag, and then make sure it ends up in trash burning facility where it is used for energy.
Load More Replies...Someone At The City Hall Is Lazy
The most effort they put on this map was to write "Post Office Road"
I grew up in a town with a "That Road." Still makes me giggle when I see the sign. I'm easily amused.
Technically this kinda works because it’s still a street name that people can go off of
I Was Too Lazy To Keep Getting Up And Check My Pot If It Was Boiling, So I Just Skyped It
This is, by the way, how and why the first webcam ever was put up. The famous Trojan Room coffee pot cam (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot). Laziness made work from home possible over the last two years, history can always teach us a lesson !
Some of us are still living in 2021 and some of us are all the way in the future. Far far away.
The first internet connected camera was pointed at the coffee maker so the techies could see if any was left without leaving the computer.
Wanted To See How Some Rugs Would Look In Our Living Room But Too Lazy To Photoshop It
It’s a really lovely rug, but I don’t know if it will go with their existing therapist’s waiting room inside a bouncy castle decor thing they’ve got going on
This Is How Lazy Our Facilities Guys Are
We had a collection of these in a data center I used to work in. They put in environmental detectors on the walls then the plumbing crew came in behind and ran steam return lines 3" away from them. The first day they actually had servers running, both the humidity and heat detectors went haywire. They ripped them out and re-installed on the surface of the walls away from the pipes. They used the old holes with existing wires to install a series of clocks set to UTC. All the pipes had the numbers painted on their insulation.
Load More Replies...No one wants to go to the trouble of getting a masonry bit, drilling the hole and finding A plastic anchor to drive in for the hanger, and then vacuuming up the fine dust.
very true, not only that, but the maintenance fee to just do it and, if this is a school, they don't want to pay
Load More Replies...We Use Only The Latest Hands Free Technology
Me at 6 years old when my mum was giving me the phone to speak to relatives i barely knew
“Thank them for your birthday presents” trauma lol
Load More Replies...A Choice Was Made Today: A Lazy One
Tie A String To Your Garbage Cans So You Don't Have To Walk Downstairs
And if the wind is strong enough, it becomes hilarious again
Load More Replies...The string lifts the lid, and they drop it in from above. My Dad has done the same with his bins, but not from such a height. Carabiner clip on the handle makes it easy to take off for bin night.
Load More Replies...This is a gifted lazy skill. I know I would miss it every time and then be too lazy to try to practice and fix it.
Mmmh that involves having a good aim, or the clean-up will be nasty.
Except you have to walk down and disconnect them ready for the garbage collection truck.
I Was Too Lazy To Get The Wrapping Paper In My Car, So I Found Some Clothes I Didn't Wear Anymore. It Took More Work Than It Would've To Just Go To The Car
My mother was raised by parents who lived through the great depression. I wasn't allowed to rip the paper off my presents, the tape had to be carefully peeled off, and the paper was used again. This paper was for Christmas and was Santa's paper. So all the gifts wrapped in it were from Santa.
Load More Replies...It's the newest trend since so many wrapping papers these days has a plastic coating on it.
Seriously People, Are You Too Lazy To Walk 50 Feet To Return?
the UK has a solution for this: you have to get the trolley (sorry, "shopping cart") from the front door where it's chained, and to release the chain you have to insert a 1 £ coin. If you don't return the trolley you don't get the 1 £ back (it is ejected using the chain).
Same in Germany. It used to be as shown in the pic, but since we have the deposit System (1 €) all shopping carts are in their spot.
Load More Replies...There is a theory that you can tell the "health/happiness" of a neighborhood by checking the parking lot of its grocery store for trolleys/shopping carts. Communities that care about each other and have good morale will have them in their corrals. High crime, unemployment, low morale, or bad homeowners associations (we make you sign a contract to not be a douche because we think you are one) can be seen by people not caring enough to push a cart 20 feet to make someone else's life less worse. It works across many demographic descriptors - affluent neighborhoods with cart problems correlate with higher number of small claims court cases.
I always return my trolley so it isn't in someone's way. I hope that someone else will see me and think they should do it too. I don't hold out hope.
If there’s a cart in the parking spot I move it and pull in and park then take the cart into the store with me. Will also grab a cart on my way into the store if it’s in the lot. Or offer to take the cart in of someone that’s just finished loading they’re items.
Load More Replies...Just like the Kroger in my town. No available carts inside because they're all scattered across the shopping center. I just grab one on my way in, because I know the deal.
Always park near the cart corral then you never have to walk too far jeez
know this so well, at the bicyklegate outside someone took home one of theese, now someone thinks its a new plaything
A New Level Of Lazy
To me, this one makes me sad because I bet someone was replaced with this set up.
Or someone was fed up with the questions and just put this up😅😅
Load More Replies...It's all fun and games until you search "I forgot where I parked my car" and Google tells you that you have cancer
Those lockers behind makes this look like its a bag check at a museum of some sort. Either it was 1) closed down/limited hours (maybe COVID?) and the people were replaced with a tablet, 2) they installed it because the people working at the bag check didn't have time to answer questions they didn't know the answer to or 3) trying to save the hassle of making someone wait in the line again for 10 minutes to get their phone to check when the subway comes around 4pm. The children's museum in my town has a no electronic device policy - have to check them. People were taking or posting inappropriate pictures so they eliminated the possibility (ie 3 YO young girl you don't know came out of the jungle gym holding her dress up and you thought it was hilarious).
Lazy Birthday Cake
*plot twist* the box is actually one of those hyper-realistic cakes.
That's what I got for my 18 th birthday... As they shoved me out the door.
I count myself lucky that my parents will try to keep me in their house as long as physically possible.
Load More Replies...The Perfect Garden For People Too Lazy To Water Their Plants
My indoor 2 person tub has been converted into an indoor pond with goldfish, sliders, guppies and turtles. Mold isn't an issue with proper circulation. I know a handful of people with goldfish tanks converted from clawfoot tubs. Very pretty zen garden!!
I am stealing this brilliant idea. Thank you! Have a cookie 🍪
Load More Replies...I would recommend adding some Calla Lilies just under the skylight. They thrive in humid environments. cala-618a4...d5cf92.jpg
"Very nice, but where am I supposed to shower?" "Oh, there's a hosepipe in the back yard"
I love it! I'm designing an outdoor shower stall, so I'm stealing this idea!
I Was Lazy And Hadn't Washed The Dishes For A Few Days. Life, Uh, Found A Way
A "few" days. Doesn't it usually take a bit longer for a plant to grow that size.
Of course! I'm lazy my sink is always full cause i hate doing the dishes and this has never happened! Now i feel it like a challenge to see when something will grow (but maybe not)
Load More Replies...My Friend's Taken Lazy To A New Drunk Level
Or... no no don't show my face, I just called in sick!
Load More Replies...My immediate thought too! That's Jack B in every conceivable way...
Load More Replies...I tried this as a kid. It doesn't work. I had to suck so hard that I actually fainted. And I still didn't get any Fanta through it.
There's Lazy And Then There's This Guy
Not lazy, smart. He can zoom in and see far better than standing and watching unaided.
Yeah but then why is he even there? He could watch it on TV or something
Load More Replies...My Friend Redefined Laziness. She Built A Floating Table Over Her Bed, So She Never Has To Stand Up Again
It never whacked someone in the face so hard before
Load More Replies...I needed a bed table while I was at uni with endometriosis and unable to get out of bed to study or work. Such things do have a non-lazy use for bedbound people.
I Am A Lazy Man
That isn't lazy as much as it is a lifehack to reduce empty air in the trash can.
This suggests that you replaced the toilet paper roll is when they were empty. Huge step forward in mankind.
I never thought of that. I used to have a pile of them in a box under the sink until I finally remembered to take them downstairs.
I can take your laziness and take it up a lazy - I do this to use as a dog toy
Swing String
No child I've ever known would go for that. They want you right there, watching them intently.
Not lazy enough. Teach her to swing herself, then tie the string to your hammock.
Nope. Dad is pulling at an angle, meaning she would go back at the opposite angle, rather than swinging forward and back
Load More Replies...That's the assh*le who thinks he's "babysitting" instead of parenting.
For the love of God. All you Karens and Chads whining about the dad sitting down, just chill out. I'm sure he spends plenty of real, quality time with his daughter. Every parent needs a break once in a while. And there is nothing wrong with having an occasional drink in front of your kid. NOT getting drunk. But an occasional beer? Sure. In fact, it can teach them that there's nothing taboo or bad about alcohol, in and of itself, and that it's okay to enjoy it responsibly, as long as one is of age. Dude is doing nothing wrong. Enjoying a sunny day outside with his daughter. Probably laughing right along with her. And I'm sure he didn't leave her in that swing too long. All y'all pearl-clutchers need to relax. Maybe find a nice hobby or something. Damn, man.
This Genius Watching Taken Using A Clear Plastic Bag To Hold His Phone On A Plane
Version 01, he will upgrade it for the next travel
Load More Replies...smart. i see a lot of ideas like this now and idk how i did not think of any.
I do that, when I want to read, while I'm relaxing on the bath, lol.
Lazy But Fashionable Girl
Yup, I'm guilty as charged! Effective shortcut if you are running late to go somewhere and want to have the exposed toes looking fab.
When I'm Too Lazy To Cook (Often) I Just Pile Things Into A Bowl Until Nothing Else Fits
These dinners I call picky dinners. Just pick things here and there and voila.
My 7yr old loves stuff like this, she's definitely a snacker rather than sit down to a meal type kid but she loves raw veg so I call that a win
Same yeah. Sometimes instead of making a sandwich i'll eat a slice or bread or two then some cheese or ham or whatever. Sandwich deconstructed
It's Been Like That For 5 Days, Laziness Level: College Student
I have a box still unopened from July. It's a sleeping bag and haven't needed to use it yet.
This seems normal to me. My daughter was away at college and asked for things for her room. We obliged. At the end of the year, we went up to move her home. She'd never opened most of them.
In His Defense, I Did Say To Put These In The Bathroom. There Is Nothing Like Having A Literal 2nd Grader Living In Your House
My kids do this every time. And I fall over them every time. Shouldn't have told them about my life insurance
Spotted In Target. Next Level Fashion
This I totally understand. Have you ever tried to dress a mannequin? Very difficult to undo the Arme and to get them back in. Especially if you are alone.
That's a non verbal but direct statement to his/her co-workers or management.
Good Enough
I hope the big takeaway is that this is an item no one actually needs to buy.
Lazy Walks With A Child
Doesn't look convenient either! Definitely needs more effort to do that than just walk
Load More Replies...Jimi Heselden, the British multi-millionaire who scooped up Segway in January, died after driving one of the company's two-wheeled scooters off a cliff and into a river. He was 62. Sep 27, 2010.
Laziness Level 62
Please correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't that be a fire hazard.
Those bulbs usually don't get very hot. Especially if it's in a place where its not switched on por long periods at a time. Although that still doesn't mean its the best idea ever.
Load More Replies...I Am Too Lazy To Take Down My Halloween Decorations, So I Improvised
A friend of mine has a family of skeletons all year around. He changes their clothes and places them differently depending on the season.
Laziness: The Mother Of Invention
Genius. I saw this picture before: they have to operate the switch regularly from the room below.
They control the swithc from the floor below that one
Load More Replies...Unless some local code mandates an electrician who would charge hundreds of dollars for what can be accomplished by string.
Load More Replies...My Dad Really Put In The Effort For This Gift Card
I'm dying to know what the son is getting for $100 bucks! Such a cliff hanger.
That's point. The dad is too lazy to think of anything. I'm sure it's just his birthday.
Load More Replies...Who cares....it's $100 so go spend it and keep your mouth shut already.
My Son Had A Class Assignment To Do One Of Those Recreations Of Pieces Of Art. My Son Is Lazy
good for him, and if the teacher complains, nope, apparently that was a "real" piece of art.
Remember how everyone flipped out when the artist walked up and ate it?
Load More Replies...My art class did a assignment on this originial assignment and it is now an inside joke. Now the teacher puts bananas all over the classroom.
What Pure Laziness Looks Like
The Epitome Of Laziness
I have been teaching little kids too long. My first thought was "Sweet! That's enough for at least two craft classes."
Lazy Girlfriend Is Lazy
I Play A Game With My Boyfriend's Kid's Where We Hide The Cartman In Random Places Around The House. I Can't Tell If This Is Lazy Or Brilliant Of The 8-Year-Old
Either The Most Imaginative Or Lazy Name For A Business Of All Time
Coming soon: The Verb Leisure Centre, a Person's Place to Do Things
This Was Left At One Of My Tables Today, I Appreciated The Laziness
My Razor Broke About 5 Days Ago. Still Too Lazy To Go Get A New One
I did something like this when I accidentally bought and opened the wrong razor.
Get Paid For Painting And Not Moving Plants
In Tutanhkamens tomb, there is a blank space on a wall, where someome painted around a box, so this goes back a long way.
Load More Replies...Roommate's Too Lazy To Wrap Gifts. Kroger Bags And Bow
As the wise Garrett McNeill once said: if I go through the trouble of getting you a gift that should be gift enough without me having to wrap it :D
LOL i dod this with my parents every year we see who can make the worst wrapped gift
Again, the main takeaway here is that no one needs to buy wrapping paper.
My Lazy Mailman, Everyone
Visions of the mailman leaning out of the window, flinging the mail on the porch, then driving away basking in the glow of a job well done
My mailman leaves my packages at the office so he does not have to get out of his truck and go up my steep stairs to my front door....
Got Rid Of Our Boxy Booth Table, Bench, & Coat Rack To Make Room For New Stuff, Trapped Our Little Vacuum Robot In The Area So We Didn't Have To Do The Work Of Sweeping It
Probably would have taken just as long to set that all up, than it would to actually do a quick vacuum.
I May Have Crossed The Line Between Lifehack And Lazy
Laziness Has No Boundaries
Where exactly did the girl get photoshopped from exactly??
Load More Replies...When I was stationed in Japan the guy who delivered newspapers had his dog pulling him on a bike.
I tried to get our dog to pull my daughter on her scooter once. Fine until the dog sees something and shoots off suddenly and daughter is let on her butt and her scooter is rattling off down the road after the dog.
Load More Replies...When You Don't Want To Wash Dishes
An Epic Display Of Laziness
Laziness Level: Dad
The People Who Renovated My Apartment Were So Lazy That They Painted Straight Over A Penny On The Molding
Pure Genius
Methinks the packet is not intended to return to the cupboard 😉 yum
I Am Using A Bun To Rest My Wrist On Because I Am Too Lazy To Buy A Better Mouse Pad
I Really Need To Start Reading My Emails
Tge delete function on my accoubt doesn't work very well, so I rarely use it
YES. This is like a game for me. I am trying to see how many unread emails I can get. I am at 52.
This Is How My Dad Waters The Lawn. Smart Or Lazy?
Tried Out This Cool Idea - Washed The Potatoes In The Dishwasher
Is there such a thing? I mean they grow in the soil.
Load More Replies...cooking with your dishwasher is actually a thing - search for "dishwasher salmon"
Load More Replies...Dishwashers are wasteful enough without finding more things for them to wash.
They use less water than handwashing, according to my utility company.
Load More Replies...I'm Never Washing My Hair Again
These products actually lead to hair loss as they clog and basically poison hair follicles over time. So then you get to be lazy and bald.
How Lazy We've Become
In Germany colored eggs indicate that these are cooked eggs. You´ll get those the whole year.
Totally normal in Germany. Not just for Easter, but all year round. Colored eggs are already boiled, so that's just super handy :)
i always buy the pre cooked eggs it saves alot of gas and time
Dude I'm Too Lazy To Carry It Up
If you can get a chain behind that pipe, surely you can get the cable behind it? Not sure what purpose this serves.
Yeah, I wonder the same. Maybe the chains make noise on the pipes so they can hear it if something is actively taking it?
Load More Replies...Bolt cutters will get through that lock. I learned that and now have a D-lock. Invest in one if you don't yet have one. They are unbreakable without power tools.
It's not even worth stealing. I have a bike like that I go to the local shops on, Raleigh Lizard 1988 mtb, paid £15 for it. The lock I use is worth more!
Load More Replies...Jack O' Lazy
I'm wishing....I'm wishing for the one I love....to find me....to find me.......someday
If You Are Lazy Like Me Turn Your Toaster Sideways And Now U Have A Pizza Warmer
Just Following Instructions
Why Bother? It'll Need Replacing In A Few Days Anyway
My cousin installed a toilet paper shelf ! No more changing the roll, no under over fight, just unadulterated wiping
Load More Replies...Why does it have to lie on the floor? Just looking at this makes me want to nope out. Happy germ party...
My father does similar to this all the time. He leave a few pieces on the roll, leaves the roll in the holder and starts a new roll putting it on top of the old roll and NEVER touches the old roll again. I swear if I didn't change it over for him I'd wind up with half used rolls of toilet paper all over his bathroom. I hate this!!
Brought Own Chair So Didn’t Have To Stand And Push
This may be an inclusive playground for children of most abilities. He knew he could be there a very long time.
Or he could be physically challenged, and wouldn't be able to stand for a long time.
Load More Replies...How Lazy Can People Be
this is not nice/safe for the people driving behind you. And illigal
My Shower Keeps Turning On By Itself. This Is My Solution
Too Lazy To Clean The Dishes
That cupcake holder has already been manufactured and was already purchased by OP. It was going to end up in the trash regardless of whether they're using it for a milk container or using it to hold a cupcake. So let's just acknowledge that we all know what's good and bad for the planet and just enjoy the display of laziness?
Load More Replies...Lazy Or Efficient
Was Lazy And Didn't Want To Get Up To Turn Off My Xbox. Awesome, But I Still Had To Get Up
People Call Me Lazy, I Call It Smart
A Vending Machine Was Removed At Work, Exposing A Lazy Paint Job
To be fair they might have simply not been able to reach all the way behind the vending machine
Revealing professional painter's tricks means instant death....or didn't you know this?
I'm ashamed to admit that I did this TWICE in my current house - that's two hasty paint jobs to do when I move
Smart
A timer isn't going to show you what the garlic bread looks like...all it's going to do is make a noise to make you walk to the oven too look inside and decide "eh let's give it 5 more minutes".
Load More Replies...Is it just me, or is the garlic bread sitting straight on the wire rack?
And this is why we now have ovens with Wifi who actually gives you a notice when stuff is done.
These Fortune Writers Are Getting Pretty Lazy These Days
Next Level Laziness
dude stop. just stop. no need to body shame others to vent your own insecurities.
Load More Replies...Laziness At An All Time High
next thing you know they're going to start weighting "you're alive" in them as well
According To His Explanation, He Was Too Lazy To Open The Bottle Normal Way
How? Seriously? Does she keep a drill with her everywhere? (PS. I totally get it. I've "burned" the heck out of my hand trying to open these!)
Load More Replies...Carve A Pumpkin? Too Much Hassle
I approve. We eat pumpkins here so seeing them wasted in vast numbers like that for halloween is super upsetting
Provided you don't put anything toxic or unnatural on your pumpkins, they are often food for wild animals and then they rot and return to the ground. Something isn't wasted just because humans aren't eating it.
Load More Replies...Is It Really Smart Holding Your Tablet While Watching Something?
He's to young for problems like this... He won't even notice. I on the other hand just got a neckache by looking at it
Load More Replies...Just Bought A New Chair. It Is Very Comfortable
Laziness At Its Best
Too Lazy To Go Outside To Grill
Some People Are Really Lazy
This Original Shirt Plate Makes Eating As Easy As Lying Down
Covid wasn't dangerous enough, let's make it more exciting by adding a choking hazard
Load More Replies...With The Lovely Weather, It's A Fantastic Day For Walking The Dog
Illegal here - it is considered animal abuse (yes, no matter how slowly you drive).
It's In
Ever Been So Lazy That Instead Of Going Inside Your Job To Get A Fork You Just Break A Hanger You Had In The Backseat And Use It To Eat Lunch In Your Vehicle?
I have a little box of plastic cocktail forks in my glove compartment, for just such an occasion.
my dad will cut a thin piece of wood from his construction site if he forgets a fork
My 11-Year-Old Sister Put A Plastic Ziplock Bag Over Bowl So She Doesn’t Have To Clean It
I Thought I Was The Most Lazy In The Family
this thing of wasting a whole shelf in a fridge for eggs fascinates me, they come already in packaging unless you go to a hippie farmer stall or something, so just leave them as is, as shown.
It's actually a bad storage place for eggs. Gets too warm from opening the fridge, causes them to spoil faster.
Load More Replies...Eggs shouldn't be stored in the fridge. I know, in the US that's a thing and once they are cooled already you shouldn't keep them at room temperature. But eggs don't belong in the fridge
You might already know this, but the reason we in the US put our eggs in the fridge is because they wash the protective cuticle off when cleaning the eggs. Yes, I know it is stupid.
Load More Replies...My Collection Of Water Bottles
is that lazy or is it reluctant to throw out bottles? I also do this but have a bottle in each room ... reluctant to create more plastic damage, so i top them up
in my country you can return bottles back to the store and get money for them so no plastic waste
Load More Replies...Too Lazy To Peel Off The Sticker
C’mon, it’s not that hard! This is taking laziness to a whole new level.
Apparently Tipping The Cup Backward Was Too Hard
Some of these just seem like they took the harder option and it would've been quicker and easier to just do it. Some are dangerous or just messy but there are a few gems
If some people put as much effort into work as they put into avoiding it, they'd be millionaires.
Some of these just seem like they took the harder option and it would've been quicker and easier to just do it. Some are dangerous or just messy but there are a few gems
If some people put as much effort into work as they put into avoiding it, they'd be millionaires.
