See? Everyone lends a hand! It's down right neighborly! They might even have a warm place for you to sleep tonight.

Freeze, hands up!

Lol! Some criminals are morons...

From here on out, I'm using Criminal as a verb.

Dang it Carl

This couldn't be more accurate. I'm from Iowa. We get snow every year. But for a lot of people it seems like a new experience every time.

preach

Doritos... maybe... but definitely not cheetos

Maybe they did it to throw you off the scent? They will quietly leave in a week or two when people are less likely to suspect their new found wealth. Look for the guy that starts buying artisanal donuts instead of from their usual lower priced bakery. They won't be able to resist the lure of sweet glazed temptation....

Waaahaaahahahaha!

Well, I already spend most of my time (if not at school) in my house already soooo..

LMAO #helpushelpyou 🤣

i won't criminal

clever

Are they sharing a seat? Haha guess they need more funding

Are these the same officers who shared a chair?

I like to watch shows on netflix about criminaling...

Ah yes, the glorious war of insult between Police and Fire. We have both in the family, parties are interesting.

That’s more than 13 donuts, guys!!!!

Never heard "suburbitank" before!

I used to warn my kids that "If you make me get out of my bath to come & deal with your nonsense, I will do it wet & naked & I will not be paying for your therapy!"

Criminals aren't generally known for their intelligence.

He will always get his man, because they won’t see him coming!

I'd never imagine seeing myself reading a poilce's poem from twitter

Not if you have a heater and a blanket! MUHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD!