The very best baristas know how to make their customers feel special. They go the extra mile, even when they don’t have to. They might genuinely inquire how you’re doing, say a kind word, take extra care when brewing your drink, or add a free treat alongside your cup of joe. Meanwhile, some coffee shop employees like to surprise folks with stellar latte art. However, things don’t always go according to plan..!
Our team here at Bored Panda, which runs almost exclusively on caffeine and bamboo, has curated a list of some of the finest latte art fails from around the globe. Some of these designs are so bad that they’re genuinely good. Others are works-in-progress that are full of soul. It’s a delicious serving of comedy, served alongside some unintentional masterpieces. Go on, take a coffee break, and scroll down for a good dose of humor and goofiness. You deserve it!
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I'm Reaching My 4th Month Working For A Licensed Store And I Still Don't Know How To Pour A Flat White. So I Tried Practicing When The Crowd Level Decreased A Little
I unintentionally made a masterpiece. I present to you a cat’s butt.
Latte Art Fail. This Is My Favorite One From The Past. When You Wanted To Draw A Boat, But You End Up With ET
Tried To Layer Two "Latte Hearts", But Got A Doggo Instead
Coffee, milk, frothers, espresso machines, thermometers, and pitchers aren’t the only useful ingredients and equipment needed to make good latte art. You also need plenty of patience, the courage to try, and a growth-oriented mindset.
Like celebrated American painter Bob Ross said, there are no mistakes; there are just happy accidents. We absolutely love this philosophy!
Can Hardly Tell Them Apart
Bad Swan, Good Nessie
When Twisted People Try To Do Latte Art
Embracing your mistakes and learning from them, instead of shying away, is a wonderful way to go through life. This way, you’re actively honing your skills. The alternatives would be either analysis paralysis (thanks, perfectionism) or being so upset after a couple of failures that you never want to try your hand at latte art ever again.
If wowing coffee shop customers is something you want to do, you have to be okay with making some errors along the way.
I Asked For A Cute Kitty With My Latte
The Time When My Husband Tried To Recreate Our Dog In A Cup Of Coffee
When You Want To Draw A Woman’s Face On Coffee And You Remember You Don’t Know How To Draw
You can’t really make latte art without first steaming your milk (or heating it up if you’re at home). Get it to around 65°C (149°F) and swirl it to create microfoam. Then, slowly but steadily pour the foamy milk onto the top of the coffee while turning your pitcher.
Adjust it as you pour to create the design you want. You can then use whatever tools you have at hand to refine the design—a toothpick or wooden stirrer both work fine.
Wet milk foam, which has less air in it, is great for two-dimensional latte art. Meanwhile, dry milk foam, which has more air in it and is thus denser and more stable, works better for three-dimensional designs.
First Time Trying A Swan. I Think I Nailed It
Not All Lattes Art Turn Out How We Hope
Failed The Latte Swan Art. I Accidentally Made It Into A Dog Wagging Its Tail Very Quickly
Coffee is a ubiquitous drink in many parts of the world. However, it’s easy to forget just how widespread the demand for it really is. Grown in over 70 tropical countries, coffee is the second most exported commodity in the world, after oil. But if you think that it’s mostly an American drink, you’re sorely mistaken.
My Latte "Art"
Still Learning Latte Art Technique. I Either Get My Milk Frothy Or Not Micro-Foamed Enough For Regular Pour Art. I Like To Name My Abominations
I Failed My Latte Art, And It Turned Out Looking Like An Embryo
The World Population Review points out that the United States merely stands in 25th place in the hierarchy of the biggest coffee-guzzlers on Earth. Your typical American drinks around 3 cups of coffee, on average. However, they’re outpaced by the Finnish who are known as the biggest lovers of the drink on the planet. They enjoy around 4 cups of coffee per day.
Right behind Finland, the biggest coffee enthusiasts are Norway, Denmark, the Netherlands, Sweden, Switzerland, Belgium, Luxembourg, and Canada.
Me As A Barista
Hey, at least we can see it's a cat! Celebrate that you're getting there.
My Attempt At Coffee "Art" Is This Stumpy 3-Legged Lab
I Tried To Make A Latte Cat
Bored Panda recently interviewed neuroscientist Nicole Avena, Ph.D., an expert in nutrition, diet, and addiction, about creating a healthy relationship with coffee. She explained to us that coffee can definitely be a part of a healthy diet if we consume it in moderate amounts.
Typically, you should not be consuming more than 400mg of caffeine, or 4 cups of coffee, each day.
Another Latte Art Fail, But Does Anyone Else See Harry Battling A Dementor?
Coffee Portrait, But A Bad One
A Barista Tried To Do The Lord Of The Rings Art On A Caramel Latte
"A standard cup of coffee contains roughly 95mg of caffeine; however, this can vary depending on the type of coffee being consumed. Coffee can be great because it can help boost your energy levels and give you just what you need to power through a busy day at work. But as with anything, too much of a good thing can be detrimental," the author of ‘Sugarless: A 7-Step Plan to Uncover Hidden Sugars, Curb Your Cravings, and Conquer Your Addiction' told us during an earlier interview.
Don't Mean To Brag, But, I Think I Nailed The Whole Latte Art Thing
Dog Latte Attempt. Not A Very Good One
I Tried... My First Attempt Was Delicious, Had To Drink Some Before A Picture
"In general, healthy adults should limit caffeine intake to less than 400mg of caffeine each day. When exceeding this amount, undesirable side effects such as insomnia, anxiety, dehydration, elevated blood pressure, and increased heart rate can occur," she warned Bored Panda about the negative aspects of enjoying too much caffeine during the day.
Another—sneakier—issue lies in what we like to add to our coffee. "For example, if we get our coffee from Starbucks and add 10 pumps of sweetener, vanilla sweet cream cold foam, and sprinkles to our coffee, it isn’t going to be the best addition to a healthy diet,” Dr. Avena pointed out to us.
My Attempted Swan Turned Into The Sorting Hat From Harry Potter
I Asked My Barista To Give Me The Mona Lisa On My Latte
That was before makeup and hair styling while practicing the 'smile'.
A Failed Heart Turned Into A Fish
Just don't tell anyone it was ever intended to be a heart. Great fish!
“Instead, flavoring your coffee with spices, such as cinnamon, nutmeg, or ginger, and adding a splash of skim, 1% milk, or unsweetened non-dairy milk, can be a great way to add flavor without all the added sugar," she suggested. On top of that, it’s best not to consume any caffeine after 2 pm so that your sleep isn’t negatively affected.
If you want to reduce your caffeine consumption without fully giving up coffee, consider swapping out one of your cups of joe for a mug of green tea. It contains two to three times less caffeine than coffee and has a host of other benefits.
“Research on the health impacts of green tea has shown that green tea consumption can assist in cancer prevention, lowered blood pressure, lower rates of heart disease, and lower cholesterol levels. If you drink large amounts of coffee in the day, swapping out one of your cups of coffee for a hot green tea is a great way to still get some caffeine in, without going overboard! There are also hot tea options that contain little to no caffeine like chamomile tea!" Dr. Avena said.
This Is Why I Can’t Be A Barista
When You Ask For A Caramel Latte On Almond Milk And End Up With What Can Only Be Described As A Cross Between An Old Man With A Goatee And A Chicken
I Know This Latte Isn’t Beautiful But It Makes Me Happy. It’s My First Attempt At Doing Any Kind Of Art Thing
Which of these latte art fails made you giggle and smile the most, dear Pandas? Were there any designs that you thought were genuinely good despite the artists having made some mistakes? Have you ever tried making latte art yourselves? Tell us what you think in the comment section! And… we hope you enjoy your coffee break, whenever that happens.
When Even Your Coffee Is Surprised By How Ugly Your Latte Art Is. But It's Delicious. I Swear
An Onion Maybe?
Let's Call It A Swan?
First Attempts At Latte Art, Last Picture Is What I Was Trying To Make
The Sad Face Even Has A Comb-Over. Good Luck On Today
I Didn't Think I Could Make A Worse Attempt Than My Last One
Such A Beautiful Art
Is This The Sun?
This Is How My Latte Art Is Going
Here Is My Attempt At A Snail Which Dissolved Into A Blob. And Also, This Coffee Was Cold
Mondays. Hope You All Had A Better Start Into The New Week
At Least They Tried
Accidentally Failed At Making Hearts On My Latte And Ended Up With A Man With A Mustache Instead
I Was Trying To Make A Baby Yoda Latte Art
Depressed Bunny
Cheer up, little bunny. Someday you'll have a body to go with those four long legs.
A Local Place Is Advertising This Beetroot Latte Monstrosity
someone didn't know what to do with all the beetroot in their minecraft world.
My Attempt At 3D Latte Foam Art. I Don't Think I Should've Used Chocolate Sauce
A Failed Feather? A Dinosaur With A Bubble For An Eye?
I'm Learning Latte Art. I'm Not Good
My Latte Art Is Improving
I could never do anything like this, so I'm impressed even if the heart became a fish or whatever.
Just don't let anybody know what you intended to draw. Each customer can look at whatever image appears in the cup as if it were a Rorschach test.
I could never do anything like this, so I'm impressed even if the heart became a fish or whatever.
Just don't let anybody know what you intended to draw. Each customer can look at whatever image appears in the cup as if it were a Rorschach test.