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110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day

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Laffy Taffies — the squares of pure delight, little pieces of artificially-flavored heaven, relentless teeth ruiners since the ‘70s. No other candy makes you say ‘Oh, you!’ upon unwrapping it and gazing at its stretchy, rainbow-colored composure.

And if the taffy itself isn’t as amusing to you as just described, then the silly Laffy Taffy jokes on their wrappers will delight the heck out of you. So, if you do not wish to damage your pearly whites but do love yourself a corny joke or two, we’ve gathered the best Laffy Taffy jokes for your consideration.

So, without stretching the taffy here until it breaks, let’s just go straight to the funny Laffy Taffy jokes, puns, and wordplays. These jokes for kids are just as charming as the candy itself, but some are still more favored — just like their flavors — compared to the other adorable jokes.

So, it is you, dear reader, that shall decide which of these Laffy Taffy jokes and answers will climb on top of Mount Olympus by giving them your vote. Lastly, do not forget to share this Laffy Taffy jokes list with your friends, the neighborhood kids, and Aunt Mary from Fries, Virginia. And now, prepare for a good laff!

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#1

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day How do you turn soup into gold?

Add 24 carrots.

22points

J Rob 2 years ago

Delicious.

1point

#2

What happened after David had his ID stolen?

We had to call him Dav.

17points

Subrata Pradhan 2 years ago

Cute !!!

0points

#3

What building has the most stories?

The library.

17points

How Many Laffy Taffy Jokes Are There?

Did you know Laffy Taffies have been around since the ’70s? These chewy, colorful taffy bars are inspired by the famous Roald Dahl character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Each piece of taffy is usually individually wrapped and often includes a joke or a pun on the wrapper. These jokes are called the Laffy Taffy jokes and have become a fun and iconic part of the candy.

Over the years, Laffy Taffy has published more than a million jokes for kids. They print the jokes on the wrappers of their taffy candies, with a credit to the creator. While we don’t have an exact number of these jokes, we do have some of the best ones here:

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

#4

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have good soles.

15points

#5

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?

Use the forks, Luke.

14points

bilkwal n 2 years ago

Forks the use, luke

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#6

What did the digital clock say to its mom?

Look mom, no hands.

14points

What Does Laffy Taffy Feel & Taste Like?

Laffy Taffy is a type of chewy candy that’s known for its stretchy and soft texture. When you touch or handle Laffy Taffy, it feels smooth and pliable, somewhat similar to soft, elastic putty. It's easy to mold and stretch, which is why it’s often described as “taffy” and is a popular choice for candy lovers who enjoy a chewy and sweet.

Laffy Taffy comes in lots of fruity flavors, including cherry, strawberry, and grape. However, when it comes to taste, it’s banana-flavor is the clear winner among taffy lovers. It has a silky texture, with a distinctive sweetness and a long-lasting flavor. Many consumers agree that no one quite makes a banana taffy that is as recognizable as the banana-flavored Laffy Taffy.

#7

When does it rain money?

When there is a change in the weather.

13points

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#8

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

12points

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#9

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

12points

Who Writes Laffy Taffy Jokes?

You know what the best part about these funny Laffy Taffy jokes is? No, not their inherent silliness, but rather the fact that since the beginning, these jokes have been written and sent in by children! Yep, it isn’t some bespectacled white-collared gent that comes up with these cute jokes, but rather the youngsters themselves have the chance to make everybody laugh.

For decades, Laffy Taffy has printed jokes submitted by candy lovers. However, in 2020, the brand launched the “Your Jokes, Our (W)rapper” contest, inviting submissions from the general public. A total of 101 fans had their jokes printed on the candy wrappers.

How to Submit Laffy Taffy Jokes?

Anyone can submit jokes to the candy maker as long as they are succinct and funny. You can visit their website to submit your entries.

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#10

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day Why did the student eat his homework?

The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

12points

#11

How do you cut the ocean in half?

With a sea saw!

12points

#12

What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Root beer.

12points

#13

When do you stop at green and go at red?

When you’re eating a watermelon!

11points

#14

What did zero say to 8?

Nice belt.

11points

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#15

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge?

Very cool music!

11points

Why are Laffy Taffy Jokes So Bad?

Laffy Taffy jokes are famous for being overly simple and use puns, wordplay, and silly humor. They are intentionally designed to be light-hearted and easy to understand for kids, which can make them seem corny, especially for adults. They may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but hey, you gotta admit that these are some high quali-tea puns! So enjoy the innocent humor that brings a smile to a lot of faces, especially children. It's all good pun!

#16

What did the skunk say when the wind changed?

It’s all coming back to me now.

11points

#17

What did the pancake say to the baseball player?

Batter up!

11points

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#18

What is the best way to raise a child?

In an elevator.

11points

#19

What did one eye say to the other?

Between us, something smells.

10points

#20

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day Why don’t birds follow directions?

They like to wing it.

10points

#21

Can February march?

No, but April May.

10points

#22

What bow cannot be tied?

A rainbow.

10points

#23

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream shop?

He wanted to get the scoop.

10points

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#24

Why did the farmer bury all his money?

To make his soil rich.

10points

#25

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day What did the music teacher say when her students asked if they sing their favorite song?

"Of chorus".

10points

#26

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

10points

#27

What’s a parasite?

A place you go in Paris.

10points

#28

What is always behind the time?

The back of the clock.

10points

#29

Why does Where’s Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn’t want to be spotted.

9points

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#30

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toed.

9points

#31

How do you organize a space party?

Planet.

9points

#32

When can peanuts laugh?

When you crack them up!

9points

#33

Why do winners always win?

It beats me.

9points

#34

How does a cyclist train for a race?

He recycles.

9points

#35

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of it's bark!

9points

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#36

What has no legs but can do a split?

A banana.

9points

#37

How did dinosaurs decorate their bedrooms?

With rep-tiles!

9points

#38

Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Never mind, it’s too dirty.

9points

#39

What’s black, white, green and bumpy?

A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

9points

#40

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day How do you mend a broken jack o’ lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

8points

#41

What button can’t unbutton?

Your belly button.

8points

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#42

How do you communicate with a fish?

You drop it a line.

8points

#43

What is a good spot for a taste bud?

I forgot… it is on the tip of my tongue.

8points

#44

Why don’t lobsters share?

Because they are shellfish.

8points

#45

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day What are sailors’ favorite fruits?

Navel oranges.

8points

#46

What do you call a fancy sea creature?

So-fish-ticated.

8points

#47

What do frogs order at a restaurant?

French flies.

8points

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#48

What type of store do apes own?

Monkey business.

8points

#49

What did one campfire say to the other?

Let’s go out one of these days!

8points

#50

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is good in their field.

8points

#51

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me!

8points

#52

Why couldn't the shoes go out and play?

They were all tied up.

8points

#53

What did one campfire say to the other?

Let's go out one of these days!

8points

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#54

What do you call a lease of false teeth?

A dental rental.

8points

#55

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day Where should you go if your dog is missing?

The lost and hound.

8points

#56

What did the policeman say to his tummy?

I got you under a vest!

8points

#57

What room can no one enter?

A mushroom.

8points

#58

Why did the orange lose the race?

It ran out of juice.

8points

#59

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Their ahhhh-shoes.

8points

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#60

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day What did the fork say to the spoon?

Who’s that sharp guy next to you?

8points

#61

What event do spiders love to attend?

Webbings.

8points

#62

What game does the sky love to play?

Twister.

8points

#63

What does a car run on?

Wheels.

8points

#64

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents!

8points

#65

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day What’s the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

8points

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#66

What did the house wear to the party?

Address.

7points

#67

What do you call the King’s rabbit?

The hare to the throne.

7points

#68

Why do fish always sing off-key?

Because you can’t tuna fish.

7points

#69

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

7points

#70

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day Why is a pancake like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast.

7points

#71

How do you get an alien baby to sleep?

You rocket.

7points

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#72

What did the gangster say to Julius Caesar?

You’re my Romeboy.

7points

#73

What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate?

The no bell prize.

7points

#74

What did the cheerleaders say to the ghost?

Show your spirit!

7points

#75

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day What foods are good for young people?

The pro-teens!

7points

#76

Why do phones ring?

Because they can't talk!

7points

#77

What is the raddest aircraft?

The hella-copter.

7points

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#78

What is the biggest room in the world?

Room for improvement.

7points

#79

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

His mother was in a jam!

7points

#80

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

7points

#81

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

6points

#82

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher.

6points

#83

What did the horse say when he fell down?

Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

6points

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#84

What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb.

6points

#85

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen?

They might peel.

6points

#86

Why was the broom late?

It over swept.

6points

#87

Why do marsupials make such good tea?

It’s koala tea.

6points

#88

How does a tree go home when it is ready?

It leaves.

6points

#89

What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear.

6points

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#90

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

6points

#91

Why don’t trees use the train?

They can never decide on a root.

6points

#92

Why should you never use a dull pencil?

It’s pointless.

6points

#93

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

6points

#94

What kind of chain is edible?

A food chain.

6points

#95

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day What kind of bean can’t grow?

A jellybean.

6points

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#96

Where does a penguin keep his money?

In a snowbank.

6points

#97

How do billboards talk?

Sign language!

6points

#98

What do you call a car that never stops?

Cargo!

6points

#99

What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes?

A gram cracker.

6points

#100

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip hop.

6points

#101

What is thin, white, and scary?

Homework.

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#102

What did the hurricane say to the island?

I've got my eye on you!

6points

#103

How do bulls write?

With a bullpen.

6points

#104

Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter?

So they don't freeze their buns!

6points

#105

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day What falls down but never gets hurt?

Snow!

6points

#106

What did one shoe say to the other?

Don’t stick your tongue out at me!

6points

#107

Do you know what’s really odd?

Numbers not divisible by 2.

6points

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#108

What is ten and ten?

Numbers.

6points

#109

Why didn’t the leopard go on vacation?

He couldn’t find the right spot.

6points

#110

110 Laffy Taffy Jokes To Sweeten Your Day Why did the cookie to the hospital?

He was feeling crummy.

6points

Damanjeet Sethi

Damanjeet is passionate about cycling and fascinated by sci-fi movies. When not writing, you can find her conducting silly science experiments with her 5-year-old.

Damanjeet is passionate about cycling and fascinated by sci-fi movies. When not writing, you can find her conducting silly science experiments with her 5-year-old.

Saimonas Lukošius

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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