30 Moms And Dads On Twitter Share Amusing Moments When Their Toddlers Used Curse Words

So, these posts are about swearing, yet BP sees the need to censor every swear word.....come on....we're adults!

Grand daughter is gonna be road raging 20 years from now

https://youtu.be/JLLFeZGeXbA

Grrr grockles

I would not have had that level of self control. You seemingly have the next Samuel L Jackson as your child

It’s taking all of me not to burst out laughing. I’m supposedly doing homework right now..

OH MY GOD.*wheezes*

Oh, that is fantastic🤣. Hopefully he didn't learn it from the television show, Dexter.

Channeling James Doakes

Sounds like they both got up too early.

Well, she ain't wrong though..

I am quite sure my kids learned all their swearwords from my mother.

Sounds like a great reason for you both to nap

My kids use to call curse words "mom's driving words."

Cut me 'off', otherwise it's really creepy

Your child is a child of culture!

My 18 month old daughter when I braked suddenly, "F*cking *sshole" in that tiny little girl voice. My sister & I couldn't look at each other the rest of the way home.

That’s how I feel when strangers talk to me at the store.

Toddler grandson, putting books away that keep falling off shelf “for f***s sakes books!”

Standard for ASDA I feel ;)

Kiddo is my spirit kiddo now

Now hat's funny

Her future path was laid out.

This reads like OP is just gushing about their child.

Ah, families! In their car, my SIL said to my brother 'Sometimes, I could kill your mother' with 3yo Jessica in the back. The following day, out for a 'family' walk, Jessica pipes up 'Granny, Mummy wants to kill you'. Cue group freeze. Then it was on...my mother and SIL did not like each other (loooong story, as they usually are) and my mother was a drama queen... So it was (pointing with trembling finger) 'THAT WOMAN wants me dead...' etc etc. Ah, memories...

My friend's kid said that in baby talk and MIL said "That's right, I'm big!"

Well, you're off the f*****g Christmas card list

Gotta hate that... kids repeating such truths!

I'd have died laughing, then. I'd have been fücking ragingly laughing, to be precise.

Not sure if it was an accidental typo, but "occifer" is exactly how my kids pronounced "officer" around that age

Did you have to do a breathalyzer test too for saying occifer?

I'm sure the officer was like "happens all the time"

"More like squashing them, sweetie."

And the docter just answered "Yes, i'm examining them."? Nothing wrong with him wanting to know this and an excellent moment to teach him the words you prefer.

Why yes, little man, but don't tell daddy! LOL

ROTFLMAO

But tits are not a curse word! This is such a wrong way to teach the kids about sexuality. When you are saying to them that tits, butt, penis or vagina are curse words, you are basically telling them that there is something shameful and wrong about those places. Same goes with poop or pee. You always ask them do they have to go pee, and when you are potty training them you make such a big deal of the first poop etc. But then when they turn 3 or 4 or so it's suddenly a curse word and you shall not discuss it outside the bathroom. No wonder that our kids are so confused these days.

He was helping you out! LOL

Aww that’s kinda cute