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Kids are very creative. And honest! That means when they get an interesting idea, chances are, they are going to tell their parents about it.

So it should be no surprise that X is full of posts where moms and dads have described their children's funny birthday party requests.

Whether it's huskies or Starbucks, some have also shared how they tried to make them a reality. Continue scrolling to check out the ones that we thought were the absolute best, and don't miss the chat we had with our parenting expert Vicki Broadbent — you'll find it in between the pictures.

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The Darkest Timeline
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is reasonable and they did a nice job on the cupcakes.

Beth Wheeler
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The floofy puppers are my favorite of all of these.

Muhammad Hassan
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids' birthday parties are like whirlwinds of chaos and joy, where cake becomes a weapon and balloons mysteriously vanish into thin air! Planning a three-year-old's bash? Brace yourself for giggles, tantrums, and endless energy as you dive into the world of magical themes and messy fun. From unicorn escapades to superhero showdowns, these parties are as wild and wonderful as the kids themselves! 🎈 #ThreeYearOldBirthdayThemes https://majorleaguemommy.com/birthday-themes-for-3-year-olds/

Muhammad Hassan
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids' birthday parties are like whirlwinds of chaos and joy, where cake becomes a weapon and balloons mysteriously vanish into thin air! Planning a three-year-old's bash? Brace yourself for giggles, tantrums, and endless energy as you dive into the world of magical themes and messy fun. From unicorn escapades to superhero showdowns, these parties are as wild and wonderful as the kids themselves! 🎈 #ThreeYearOldBirthdayThemes https://majorleaguemommy.com/birthday-themes-for-3-year-olds/

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    Kylie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. Of course you did.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Melt lime sherbet to where it's shape-able. Smoosh it into the sides of a large freezer-safe bowl, leaving the main bowl area open. Put the bowl into the freezer. Let vanilla or strawberry (without fruit) ice cream melt to where you can stir it. If it's vanilla, put several drops of red food coloring while you stir in (either flavor) a bag of chocolate chips. Once stirred, put the ice cream into the bowl with the lime sherbet. Do NOT stir. Just smooth the top and refreeze. Presto! You have watermelon!

    Terry Tobias
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so creative! I'd love to see the finished product! 🍉

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    Eric S.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him you wanted to make the party meta he'll be totes impressed

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once when I was working as a cashier in a supermarket a man came to pay, and a minute or so later he came back in mentioning that he had forgotten to get potatoes. He came back to the cash register and paid for his new basket full. I didn't have the heart to ask why he had not gotten any potatoes.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they say they wanted a watermelon? I think you did great

    Candid Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put packets of watermelon seeds in their goody bags so the kids can learn to grow their own.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be sure to play Herbie Hancock's "Watermelon Man" instead of "Happy Birthday".

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    Multi-award-winning TV director and broadcaster Vicki Broadbent, who is also the founder of the acclaimed family blog Honest Mum, believes that a good birthday party, first and foremost, requires love.

    "The people your child cares most about should ideally be present," she told Bored Panda.

    "Of course, delicious treats and a birthday cake (homemade is wonderful) with some thoughtful presents are usually the ingredients for a fun party and will meet most children's expectations. Kids just want to feel special and loved on their big day just like adults."

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you want to be when you grow up? A serial killer."

    ewa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she wants to become the police officer?my two boys want to become criminal investigators,I have no idea why d though

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    Eric S.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow who's your daughter Wednesday Addams?

    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect. From studying tv murder mysteries I've learnt that 68% of murder victims are discovered by dog walkers.

    General Anaesthesia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "I Am Not A Bot" challenge: Count the candles on the cake. I count twelve.

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    AnkleByter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I frequently take walks in the woods, I find it relaxes me. The fact that I may be dragging a body should be irrelevant.

    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And having these themes helps her find friends?

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some children play with their friends, and some children find their friends' bodies out in the woods.

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    bv7hearts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Gémeaux jumeaux Stop it with the puns. We've all sulfured enough. :P

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    Beth Wheeler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a STEM kid. My son joined the US First Robotics club in highschool. He is an engineer because of it and is the lead mentor for a home and private school team that started in 2010. His team has helped other teams, a couple of them are ALL GIRL teams. His team went to the world championship this weekend and made it to the semi finals.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when you look at the picture of an atom there is nearly nothing there.

    SobyKay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this wud be my dream offspring, to produce.a child as big a nerd as I am!

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy, just line up cupcakes in the proper shape and ice over em. Voila atom shaped cake.

    Eric S.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you made her a Carrie cake

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    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12 year old son nailed the cake decorating!

    Bexxxx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see two snakes in a jungle house, 10/10 if you ask me!

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    Thom Serveaux
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her cool older brother handmade a cake after listening to what she wanted. She is going to remember that cake forever.

    Lee Henderson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man with no kids here. What type of icing is that?

    Agamemnon O'Neill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not have to spend $1000 for kids to be happy. That's on YOU

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    According to Broadbent, kids' wants and needs are different. "Some children don't want parties, so discover what they'd like to do to mark the day," the author of Mumboss (UK) and The Working Mom (US and Canada) said.

    "My middle child shunned parties for years while they were young in favor of smaller family gatherings in restaurants, the cinema, a bowling trip, or even staying in a hotel for the weekend."

    The mom-of-three suggests simply asking your little one what they would like to do—if they're old enough, you can also provide feedback on their thoughts.

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    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like he's already one of us.

    Tee Rat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chosen one has arrived.

    Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are pretty good cake animals!

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like people but all I know likes animals, so I want such a cake for when I turn 71.

    Robert Trebor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the elephant edible? Asking for a pachyderm acquaintance.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the signs and stickers in the liquor stores here say to check for 2003 on the IDs now.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm planning on having an 80s themed party for my 50th next year 🎂👾🎹🎸

    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked how on the old "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" they did a recurring bit where they looked into "The Future -- All the way to the Year 2000!", and they kept on doing it until the show ended in 2009.

    Rachel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have coworkers who weren’t born in the 20th century. I feel ancient.

    Michael Fernandez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol by 2001 we’re going to be sending manned missions to Jupiter to investigate that weird monolith they found on the moon.

    Dan Flo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the cake could look like a monolith.

    Upthegunners_Arsenalfan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope no one dressed up as you know what ( hint they are twins)

    chickpea me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you're not... but getting there. ;)

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    Couragetcd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that this has been floating around the internet long enough that there is a good chance it will still be around when she is old enough to get embarrassed by it.

    James Doe
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would a 3 year old has seen lion king? Apart from behind way too much screen time it's also rated for 6-12 year Olds minimum in many countries. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0110357/parentalguide/certificates

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    Eric S.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just burn the cake. Mandatory party game is obviously "the floor is lava". Done and done.

    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget to chuck boulders at everyone’s heads

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    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everyone dies in a cataclysmic heat wave

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems awful young to be into that band but OK.

    Settled for Infamy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of these are obviously not the child's idea IMO

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bury all the kids waist deep in the sandpit and tell them they can't move for 2 hours cos they are stuck in lava?....I LIKE IT

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you close your eyes....Hear me out: Pink Floyd music, lava cake, spaghetti and meatball, cast-making crafts,

    Suby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Specify. Pompeii before the volcanic eruption, during, or after? There is enough archeological info to do a really cool "before" party. (Toga!)

    shankShaw deReemer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some teacher inspired the kid with information about Pompeii. How awesome!

    Rahul Pawa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they made a volcano cake!

    Goat express
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The song or the...volcanic disaster that caused a town's extinction?

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    There are many reasons why birthday parties are so special to kids. For example, in a wonderful book by Vivian Gussen Paley, where a group of children are discussing the aging process, one boy, Frederick, tells Ms. Paley, "My mother doesn't have no more birthdays." Ms. Paley asks, "Do you mean she doesn't have a birthday party?" "No," Frederick replies, "She really doesn't have a birthday. How I know is no one comes to her birthday and also she doesn't make the cake."

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    According to Jacqueline Woolley, Ph.D., who is a professor of psychology and director of the Children's Research Lab at the University of Texas at Austin, what this conversation hints at is the intriguing possibility that young children might believe that birthday parties actually cause them to get older.

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a 2-yr-old processing Mrs Doubtfire that well?

    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. A 2 year old kid has sat through an entire movie? 2. She understood it enough to want her party that way? 3. She could tell you her wish clear enough to get it? 4. She's had one birthday, does she even understand what that is?

    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure they meant it literally. The parent probably means "they want a petting zoo and lots of music and chaos"

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    Verena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this is daddy's shortened summary of his daughter's wishes

    Meowmeow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That party looked like a good time!

    Captain Kyra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It did, but now as a mom I understand Sally Fields reaction better.

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    Cat Dragon
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS WHERE i HEARD THE PHRASE DOUBTFIRE

    Sara Wilson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because THAT'S what a 2 yo would ask for. Or is that not the thread?

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    "Disembodied voice"
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queen, the band, sounds like a fun theme

    Arnold Larkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p, now I can imagine the Queen in the band, Queen

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys actually let your kids pick themes and seriously follow through whatever they wanna have? I let my kid wish for a cake flavour. It's gonna be an oversized playdate with sweets anyway.

    Louise Clarke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are chocolate cake recipes that include mayonnaise

    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought about that too! And then went to Pear Salad, chicken salad, tuna salad, pimento cheese dip. Everyone gets to fill and draw a face on devilled eggs. And of course, guess the mayo brand tasting contest! Decorate with jars of mayo and each kid takes ajar home when they leave as a party favor.

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    Traveling Lady Railfan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What random themes. I love it. You can Google"desserts made with mayonnaise" , have you ever tried mayonnaise as a dipping sauce for french fries? Instead of ketchup? I had a dill infused mayonnaise in the Netherlands at McDonald's 30 years ago that blew my mind (although I've always loved mayonnaise on french fries). Use 💩 But make them white instead of brown as decorations... You probably don't need the extra time and effort to be thrown at you when you've got kids but I love a challenge like this. Wish I was your friend and neighbor and helping you out with this party! I know this was posted in January of 2023 but I hope it was a fantastic party for you all!!

    Suby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They use both mayo and ketchup for dipping fries in Germany.

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    Never Snarky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serve them peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches. They really are good. I grew up on them.

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah... make a traditional Danish layered cake. But instead of whipped cream on the top you just have mayonnaise instead. Will it taste awful? Yes. Will it make kid re-think her strategy? Hopefully. Will it be fun and weird? Ooooh yeah!

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White colored everything, Patrick asking everyone if mayo is an instrument.... Ice cream toppings squeezed out of (empty and clean) mayo bottles.

    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you could tell kids "no" every now and then.

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fog / Smog - 4 yr olds won't know the difference! 😜

    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I suggest a game of "chase the pickpocket"? I recently had to do it at Euston Station after someone got my phone

    Lou Cam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to serve a cheeky Nando's for the food.

    Suby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a great party. You could make a double-decker bus out of cardboard, punch holes for the windows, and have everyone look out of them for the picture.

    Goat express
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds amazing...a birthday tea with scones

    The Dusty Rhino
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only problem with that is Big Ben is a bell. Not a clock.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serve English cooking at the party. Your nephew can make new friends.

    Sheba's Mum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be clear, Big Ben is the bell inside the Queen Elizabeth Tower ( formerly known as St Stephen's tower)

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    The little ones can become really emotional about these special occasions. "Have you ever tried to propose to your young child that perhaps you could skip the party this year?" Woolley asks. "Or perhaps you have been unable to hold the party because you were on vacation or had another important family event at that time. If so, you have experienced your child's distress."

    "If you thought about it, you may have assumed that he or she was most distressed for fear of not receiving presents, or not eating cake, or not seeing friends. What I will suggest instead is that a more basic fear may underlie this reaction — a fear that if the party is not held, the child might not age!"

    The team at Woolley's lab at the University of Texas told kids three stories about children who were each 2 years old and who were about to celebrate their third birthday. One child had a party on his birthday. Another child, due to various circumstances, did not have a party. The third child, due to various other circumstances, had two parties. The children were asked to indicate how old each child would be.

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    Louise Clarke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 arooo, Werewolves of London 🎶

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's the adults that make it complicated. Werewolf? Halloween supply website. 😉

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big-kid has talked about for over 6months that she want a zombie-themed birthday next time. I am not sure exactly how it's gonna work. The birthday is in the middle of Summer. May have to rely on webshops that sell Halloween-stuff all year. Lol

    Lee Henderson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She keeps Moët & Chandon in her pretty cabinet...."

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your kid just wants to stay up late for his birthday.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do a wherewolf party instead. Have a scavenger hunt looking for all the wolf things that you have hidden ahead of time.

    Cat Dragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a werewolf birthday party.

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    Arnold Larkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a kid and I can confirm this. We say the wildest s**t ever

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is an English themed party? And dressed as birds, the rock band or as some sort of sports team?

    Suby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a tea party. And the eagles will come in like in Lord of the Rings and carry everyone off. Even though I like your idea of the rock band better. Crash the party with good music.

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    chickpea me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad she didn't ask for Japanese. Dad's friends would have to wear kimonos.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm becoming more and more concerned about what the kids are watching on TV

    SobyKay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You named your daughter 8?!?!

    Jillio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just picturingsome dudes all suited up in there Eagles football uni's...then I realized that was of course not really the Eagles they meant and I'm embarrassed for my 46 y/o self....

    Jillio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now even more embarrassed that I didn't take 5 seconds to proofread my comment and fix my grammatical errors...

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    HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, she's not going to remember it and it'll be hilarious to break these photos out as a teenager...

    justanotherweirdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be perfect for blackmailing her kid in the future 🤣

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    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a cake decorator we would get all kinds of requests. I've worked at corporate bakeries and a small, independently owned shop. When I first started working at Sam's Club in 1997 we were allowed a lot of freedom, as long as it didn't break corporate policy, basically anything considered offensive was a no go. I've dealt with Bridezillas and a whole range of weird working at both types of bakeries. The craziest request was when I worked at the small bakery. A woman, the bride, came in to buy a cake for her bachelorette party. She wanted a realistic cake of her future husband's penis as the cake for her party. The craziest part is she brought a picture of his erect penis...For us to use as reference. That is one of the few times the owners turned down a cake order, it broke one of the few rules that they had for their business. It's also one of the only times I have ever seen them embarrassed and I REALLY wished that unsee juice was a real thing.

    Eric S.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the inclusivity effort

    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the days. Boob really was the one most important thing for like 2 years

    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much work for someone who doesn't even understand what's happening...oh wait, it's not about the kid but about the parent...

    Emie N.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well no kidding. The first few parties are always about the parent. Might as well have some fun with it.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom made cakes for people, mostly female ones. As it was the '70's, she always put an icing bikini on them.

    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parenting with humour. You're doing it right.

    Brenda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blackmail pictures! Even better than bathtub pics!

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    "Our results revealed that a significant number of children between the ages of 3 and 5 believed that the birthday party itself actually causes aging!" the psychologist said.

    Many children said that the child who didn’t have a party would remain 3, and many responded that the child who had two parties would actually become 5 years old.

    "Children, like adults, are driven to seek explanations for personal, meaningful events. To children, the annual experience of the seemingly sudden change from one age to another is of great significance. Yet there is no obvious physical cause, as there is with other sorts of changes. Thus, children may grab onto the event that regularly co-occurs with this age change – the party – and assign it a causal role," Woolley explained.

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    angelaturgeon Report

    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney...

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these toddlers are pretty specific! I think mine was much more generalized - like trucks or Paw Patrol.

    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have done a dentist office

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    SummersideVicar Report

    Ken Beattie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you name your kid Sauron.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle gave me the trilogy for Christmas when I was twelve. I was thrilled to death, until the Black Riders started chasing down the hobbits in the Shire. I couldn't see them getting safely to Bree, much less Rivendell. I couldn't read the books for several more years. The parts where Sam and Frodo are traveling alone (and with Gollum) are still hard for me to read. They're also really hard to watch. I love the story, but it's just too dark for me.

    Chrissie Anit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you let a 6-year-old watch the LotR movies?!?!?!

    Mavis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid must be a very advanced reader. Or else its mum or dad who are the real LOTR fans.

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    missmorenab Report

    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... I was ok with the pacifiers... until I, I scrolled down further...

    Eric S.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter in shock says "i meant BARBIES" and starts crying uncontrollably trying to unsee this horror scene

    Never Snarky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderful sense of humor, mom and dad.

    Goat express
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just confirmed that is Ben McKenzie (of the OC and Southland) with his wife!

    The Darkest Timeline
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    Do people realize they can say, “no” to suggestions and requests made by children? It’s a terrible idea to give kids (toddlers in particular) open-ended choices. Give them two options you are okay with to choose between, end of discussion.

    BWC
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proud parent of children who no longer talk to them.

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    Also, children don't always like other people's suggestions. A recent survey of 2,000 parents with kids ages 3–12 discovered 73% say their youngsters are not so easy to impress.

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    According to parents, kids expect their favorite foods (67%) and clowns or costumed characters (56%) for their birthday party, more so than inflatable playsets (44%) or laser tag (43%).

    As for party themes, 81% of parents receive a specific request from their kids, with unicorns (46%) rising to the top, and video game-themed (41%) birthdays among kids' popular picks.

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    tumtonks Report

    PeepPeep the duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the weirdest one on the list 😂

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It won't tax your imagination that much. (Was he born on April 15th?)

    Candid Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His birthday cake can be a giant calculator and the napkins can have receipts printed on them.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You pay $50 and all you get is that you can't get the free stuff you're entitled to? (I saw low-income people unable to claim hundreds of millions of dollars they were entitled to because H&R Block doesn't lift a finger to help people get the credits and exemptions they should get, and the IRS has to presume that for some reason they're not enttled to them because a tax preparer signed their form. Also, H&R Block lobbies like Hell to oppose tax simplification.)

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    PetrickSara Report

    "Disembodied voice"
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear sounds of bottles flipping and I'm already irritated

    Suby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could turn it into a STEM theme. There are tons of science experiments you could do with bottles. Tornado bottles, rubber band motor, etc.

    Arnold Larkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of confetti, throw down plastic drink bottles

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm imagining one of those trick liquid pouring cakes, so a water bottle, 'suspended' above the cake by icing/candy that looks like water but has a skewer through the middle to hold it up.

    Stephanie Barr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Search "BTS bottle flip" on youtube then ask if that's what they mean.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang empty bottles in a garland, bottle flipping party games! 😄

    The Darkest Timeline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy: drop all the kids off at the park where they can bottle-flip until they tire of it. Then they come back to the house for cake then go home, the end.

    Mam cymraeg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's easy just loads of empty bottles - hang as decorations - bottle bunting tie to helium balloons Loads of bottles for flipping Bottle cake

    Conducted by OnePoll on behalf of Kinder Joy for the launch of their new birthday eggs, the survey also uncovered that the right guest list (58%), activities (58%) and treats (58%) are among parents’ absolute must-haves to make their kids’ birthday a success. Other essentials include goodie bags or party favors (49%).

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    At least the little ones know what they want. Working with an already established theme (albeit a funny one) sounds easier than coming up with something from scratch.

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    rorschach-penguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ninth birthday was cake themed. We ate cake.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope people aren't still calling you a little tramp.

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    TheSassyBirdie Report

    GrowingThruConcrete
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids are naturally content with what they have... we teach them otherwise

    Kris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. He’s in the stick age. Where sticks are awesome and must be colected. And also on the cake..

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    rbflibrarian Report

    Eric S.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so you were the people who visited that store that's always empty at the mall

    tuzdayschild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean that store where you never have to wait for service? Sounds awful.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wanted a Microsoft theme party you should have charged the guests on entry and regularly remove their food and only return it once they have stumped up more cash

    Parmeisan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice touch on the square plates.

    Wes Ouzts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the Blue Scree of De@th?

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    kindminds_ Report

    Never Snarky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. What am I missing?

    Natasha Arruda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of picking a single theme for the birthday, like JUST lava or JUST Encanto the Disney movie, the kid couldn't decide so it's now a lava themed Encanto birthday.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, you gotta pick between this or the Pompei party mentioned earlier.

    meow point1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was our wedding day We were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the sky Lava pours in, and it's fiery as sin! You're telling this story or am I?

    Amalie Jaye
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s meant to be from a Disney film, Encanto where they all sing “ we don’t talk about Bruno” and the mashup is they added lava instead of Bruno

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    Vicki Broadbent of Honest Mum thinks children should have a say in their birthday theme, provided there is going to be one.

    However, since the budget is often also a point of consideration, she suggests the family calmly discuss what is possible, making a party plan and brainstorming what might work for the get-together.

    "I like to offer a few choices with my kids, including some options in a smaller group too," she explained. "Compromise might be required on both parts, so for example paying for entertainment might mean fewer numbers. We like to make a list of close friends as inviting the whole class isn't always possible and not everyone gets on! You want an easy-going and fun day!"

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    Kevo_Bevo Report

    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set up an oval track with rope in the backyard and have them run around in circles.

    Agfox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd almost consider paying to see people running around in circles on an oval track ;-)

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    tuzdayschild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got it from school friends. AKA, the source of all evil.

    Suby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great theme. I'm coming!

    Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the kids age, he could have heard it at school or daycare?

    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he just picked up some words and "cars" somewhere and now you are making it a whole thing

    Candid Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great theme- so many fun things you can do. Decorate his chair like the winner's circle with black and white checkered flags.

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    Andee_Stewart Report

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that means it was auwful. If it was THE s**t, that means it rocked.

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    Sweet Fanny Adams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Jordyn (Jordan) has a sibling, Rihvagh (River)

    Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've noticed when someone names their daughter Jordan, it's become common to spell it Jordyn, to try and make it more feminine. It also helps to differentiate between the typical spelling that is usually used for boys. The suggestion of some horribly spelled name for a sibling that may or may not exist, is a little exaggerated, IMHO. The way the name is spelt, it just swapped out 1 letter, not really a Tradjedeigh. Lol

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    Pharmdca Report

    Arnold Larkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like my Lootie-Smooth-Pickled-Rat-Natrual-Flavoured coffe please

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, we only have barbecued rat flavour.

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you burn the cake and charge everyone $7 for a drink?

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small? Fancier than any party I had in my entire life. But I did grow up in the 80's - we just brought sleeping bags and the parents rented the most inappropriate horror movie possible. :)

    Queeqec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commercials working like the company wants them too. Very strange for me.

    Lo Kindred
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Granda Mocha Latte Crappy Panties for me please (thank you to my dear husband for that one)

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    eamonhamilton Report

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason Mario and Luigi popped into my head for that theme lol

    Natasha Arruda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 Look up the music video "Hey Mario" by Patent Pending. Not the lyrics one but the real people one.

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    nobody lol
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    and small d***s yes?

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    ElitatheLibra Report

    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure I blame it on astrology (we Geminis are sceptics anyway) but I always gave my son a "decide by now" date or I would get his last minute birthday ideas and wishes until the evening before the event.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Taurean, I'm inclined to say it's a load of bull ..

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    quentariel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make it as an unicorn in the Minecraft. Although cubistic unicorn might be quite a challenge to make.

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Gemini, so if you marry us you will get multiple spouses in one, at least that's what my ex-BIL used to say. We still don't know which wife dumped and divorced his sorry a*s, but the rest of the family is eternally grateful to her. 😁😂

    Cat Dragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gemini are the twins right? Heard that somewhere but forgot

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    Chickens are fluffy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandable, I'm a Libra myself, when we're older we get better at deciding stuff. Just give us three weeks to do so

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    HeatherLovelyy Report

    Ken Beattie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Destiny the concept, or Destiny the computer game? If it's the latter it shouldn't be too hard.

    Louise Clarke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that make them a Destiny's child?

    Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Mom was saying No, No, No, No, No, when it's really Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea?

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    Couragetcd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see crystal balls and tarot cards in their future ...

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask what they think their destiny will be and go with that 👍