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Parents Share Their 3-Year-Old Daughter’s Quotes To Make The World Smile
It’s true, “Kids Say The Darndest Things”, but Ms. Greta takes the trophy for her honest and unexpected pint-sized perspective.
“Is that boy on the radio singing a love song? He’s being a little too loud.” – Greta
4-year-old Greta may be the funniest toddler you’ve never seen on the Ellen show (well … yet). Her parents used an app to capture her everyday wit and wisdom, but she’s not the only child with some brilliant sayings – check out this list of hilariously honest notes from kids!
More info: littlehoots.com
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ShroomsGarden 9 years ago
I love the one about dreams! And I agree with her about the elf on the shelf... they are creepy D=
perfekschon 9 years ago
They are ! They look like pervy little red things spying on you ! As creepy as the American Girl dolls. Eww.
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NancyFallman 9 years ago
She is my granddaughter so of course I think she is so smart and funny!
TinadeRonde 9 years ago
Wow, this girl is so smart and hilarious! Normally, I don't really like children, but this one is awesome!
AnnaSalerno 9 years ago
Priceless and sooooo adorable like Greta is. Thank you for sharing these.
ScottThurmond 9 years ago
I Love This Little Girl/was a children's photographer for 17 yrs/They say the darnest things/They are honest and genuine/Why do we grow up..
AmritHotta 9 years ago
Loved the one about tummy. She is brilliant if that one's not made up!!
JodiOrlandoCarpenter 9 years ago
Cute. I normally share what I call Bowie's Bathroom Adventures. Stuff my son says while going potty. I should make little memes for that!
AndersMagrioteli 9 years ago
It's awesome! My daughter, now 20, was an expert of this. Keep it up Greta!
RebeccaGedda 9 years ago
Just laughed until tears. Good stuff. Makes me wish I'd written down more of my kids' similar exclamations. ;-)
54c1b1131e5c9 9 years ago
cuteness all around!!!!!! *goes out spreading cuteness through showing people this*
sctntxtn13 9 years ago
These moments make children worthwhile. :) I miss my siblings being that age
Jhon Messy 7 years ago
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ReneeBinder 9 years ago
Some of them are ok but nothing that smart. Typical Americans getting excited over not much.
ShroomsGarden 9 years ago
I love the one about dreams! And I agree with her about the elf on the shelf... they are creepy D=
perfekschon 9 years ago
They are ! They look like pervy little red things spying on you ! As creepy as the American Girl dolls. Eww.
Load More Replies... NancyFallman 9 years ago
She is my granddaughter so of course I think she is so smart and funny!
TinadeRonde 9 years ago
Wow, this girl is so smart and hilarious! Normally, I don't really like children, but this one is awesome!
AnnaSalerno 9 years ago
Priceless and sooooo adorable like Greta is. Thank you for sharing these.
ScottThurmond 9 years ago
I Love This Little Girl/was a children's photographer for 17 yrs/They say the darnest things/They are honest and genuine/Why do we grow up..
AmritHotta 9 years ago
Loved the one about tummy. She is brilliant if that one's not made up!!
JodiOrlandoCarpenter 9 years ago
Cute. I normally share what I call Bowie's Bathroom Adventures. Stuff my son says while going potty. I should make little memes for that!
AndersMagrioteli 9 years ago
It's awesome! My daughter, now 20, was an expert of this. Keep it up Greta!
RebeccaGedda 9 years ago
Just laughed until tears. Good stuff. Makes me wish I'd written down more of my kids' similar exclamations. ;-)
54c1b1131e5c9 9 years ago
cuteness all around!!!!!! *goes out spreading cuteness through showing people this*
sctntxtn13 9 years ago
These moments make children worthwhile. :) I miss my siblings being that age
Jhon Messy 7 years ago
Peoples search short love quotes on daily bases for their loved ones. Many peoples want short quotes for WhatsApp status. Get the best famous short quotes statuses from here. We have inspiring friendship quotes for your friends. Don’t be go anywhere come on our website and watch our massive collections of Hilarious Short Quotes, Short Meaningful Quotes, life quotes.Keep visiting again and again for best short quotes. http://www.allbestmessages.co/quotes/Short-Quotes.php
ReneeBinder 9 years ago
Some of them are ok but nothing that smart. Typical Americans getting excited over not much.
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