My son when he was about the same age, called his shorts "short sleeve pants" and pants were "long sleeved pants".

Sounds like you do this quite often then. Not judging, we all speed but I know when I had my Niece or Nephew in my car I drove the speed limit or even slower.

She is not wrong...

I've heard of Spoonerisms, but what would this be when the switch is within the word itself?

What does she call pants? Lol

Reminds me of my daughter's complaint about violet hued bird droppings on the car parked under a fruiting mulberry tree. She called it "purple bood pirp." So now and forever all bird poop is called bood pirp.

I'd love to chomp chomp some chocolate chip cookies. Anybody with me?

"sorry I'm late, I got stuck in (a?) parked car party"

Every small child I know says that and I think the rest of us should embrace it, too.

That's what I used to tell my kids about the local coal plant.

Death garden sounds better than grave yard.

Used to make croco-mole?

my niece used to say cockporn instead of popcorn :D

How old is the kid, 13?

-_-

Unhip, man. That croc cat is harshing my mellow, dig?

I'm going with him being 1,000% Genius, pure Genius

I recall that old commercial: Chickens don't have nuggets.

Whyever it is, it's lovely.

He's not far off. In dutch it's bek.

It's all cute until he tries to shmear it.

My adult children call our printer Rosemary's Baby. It goes off any time it wants, and yes the Wifi is secured.

Fat pickles.

Bek-tiks in my family. We have bektiks thanks to my older brother.

Good name for a dog.

Sky booms and sparkles according my niece. We watched sky booms and sparkles on the fourth of July.

side note: we use anti-fungal cream at the cat shelter - on us and the cats. I once yelled at a lady who put down her cat because he had ringworm, I told her "I fully expect to see your husband's name in the obits should he ever develop athletes foot, same thing you stupid woman".

What the hell are "macaroni penguins"??