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Unless you’re a linguist (or any other incarnation of a language expert), learning a language will likely be just a skill to get by in life.
Now, if you do focus on the journey and not the destination, however, you will learn just how fun it is to learn a language. Especially if you’re somewhere between the ages of 2 and 6 when you learn complex words and mispronounce them with equal yet entertaining complexity.
And then your parents laugh about it with the rest of the world because social media requires a sacrifice.
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BrownTabby 11 months ago
As a former food service worker, that would have made my entire month.
One of the superpowers that humans have is to soak in knowledge and information in the early stages of life. Language is one of the major things that we acquire as kids and continue to refine as we grow older. This happens automatically and requires no formal teaching. As long as they are surrounded by language, it will come to them eventually.
It is important to note that surrounded by language means interaction. Parents and other people (not just adults, but kids too) do still have to interact with the kid in order for them to pick up the language and to be able to use it for communication. In fact, it’s just as easy for them to acquire multiple languages this way, as long as it’s done in the early stages in life for maximum effect.
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Janissary35680 11 months ago
A friend's 5 yo daughter burst into the house from the backyard announcing she'd found a "bird leaf". It was a seagull feather.
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BrownTabby 11 months ago (edited)
TBT when I flew Qantas to Japan and found that their OFFICIAL pronunciation in Japanese - as in, the one they use on all their Japanese documentation and in their Japanese inflight announcements - sounds like “cünt åss”. They are Australian, I guess.
And as is with every journey, learning a language comes gradually. Kids will start off from babbling and move on to monosyllabic and polysyllabic words, then will venture into building simple two-word sentences, then add words to build longer sentences ad infinitum.
In the same manner, they will also experiment with and practice languages, leading them to make mistakes in all facets of language use, including mispronunciation.
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glowworm2 11 months ago (edited)
There is this hilarious video where a little girl is eating puto, which is a Filipino rice cake as her mom is Filipino, but her dad who is Colombian is not comfortable hearing her happily declare “It’s puto!”This gets even funnier when she says it around her grandma. “It’s big puto!”🤣
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Midnight (she/her) 11 months ago
My younger sister, who is a total dinosaur geek, corrects me and my family on dinosaur facts all the time (and is usually right) yet still manages to mispronounce this one.
To paint a picture of both making mistakes and the gradual learning of a language, consider this: a kid first learns by mimicking the language. So, if they learn the word feet, they will for a time say it perfectly. But then, they might revert to foots.
Now, saying revert is not really accurate—they have actually moved forward, just that they started applying grammatical conventions instead of just mimicking.
At this point, the kid understood what the singular form of feet was, and they understood that plural words take an s at the end. Hence feets. But it was wrong because English is a hot mess of a language that follows rule sets from ten if not more languages, and folks who learn it as a foreign language have to deal with the constant facepalming when they realize that buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo is a grammatically correct sentence.
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BrownTabby 11 months ago
There are multiple people in my life who repeated even ruder expressions that they learned from their respective parents in the car. 🤣
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Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her) 11 months ago
My mom says that's how I used to pronounce it too! I gotta show her this one lol
And so, learning a language happens pretty much in the same gradual way, no matter if it’s language production or reception. And this is where mishearing and mispronunciation come into play.
When children learn languages, they will sometimes learn to pronounce them just like they would other words they already know. Hence, cheese crisis and whack-a-mole like guacamole.
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It’s this similarity that empowers kids to learn further, applying the rules and paradigms they know to words that the English language ends up ruining for them.
So, yes, it’s quite logical to pronounce fettuccine as if it rhymed with medicine, mishear French hens as henchmens and, instead of saying heebie jeebies, you say Hebrew Bee Gees.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is fun in more ways than one. Not only are these tiny linguistic mishaps cute and adorable, it also shows the beauty of watching kids grow up and grasp concepts that are mundane to us. Yet, how they experience it might just defamiliarize us, broadening our own perspectives, thus continuing the cycle of learning and better understanding the world.
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MontanaMariner 11 months ago
At around 2 years old, I screamed "BUNNY MILK!" for a few days until my parents figured out it was Nestlé Strawberry Milk powder I was after. Their mascot is a rabbit.
In fact, kids are an amazing source of understanding the world. Because of their unrestricted way of thinking outside the box, they often find very smart, and sometimes funny ways of expressing their problem solving skills. And that’s just what we see on the surface—inside their heads, tons upon tons of processes are going on, and creativity is just one of many results that follow.
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BrownTabby 11 months ago (edited)
The Japanese word for “cook” (as in a person who cooks professionally, not the act of cooking) sounds like “cøck” too.
So, with all that said, have you ever heard kids mispronounce the heck out of something to a degree that made you crack up? Why not share those instances in the comment section below!
Be sure to upvote the listicle, and if you want more, then check out another of our listicles about the times kids delivered stories in their own words that could only ever result in awkward and hilarious misunderstandings.
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Laura Gillette 11 months ago
I thought bubble juice was the stuff in the bottles that come with bubble wands, for blowing bubbles... It's like juuuuust barely soapy water.
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Stephanie Did It 11 months ago
I still call it a merote, and eat "melly melon" because that's what my 46 yr old daughter called it when she was three. And because she now owns and directs a daycare, we still go potty and frequently point upwards, exclaiming "Airplane!"
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Silre (she/her) 11 months ago
I had a child at the preschool where I worked say yehyo instead of yellow and it was the most adorable thing I've ever experienced.
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rmandevi831 11 months ago
Swing and a miss for the auto-censor. From now on, I declare that the F-bomb can now be spelled "KFC" on this forum. What the KFC is going on here?
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Bob Brooce 11 months ago
If he pronounces "cat" as "tat" maybe a lot of people are curious about mom's artwork.
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just a lil zucchini potato 11 months ago
use the horse! erect a horse field! Luke, I am your siiiirree
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Stephanie Did It 11 months ago
These make a lot of sense and it's easy to understand how new dialects spring up in different communities!
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11 months ago
Maybe your toddler helped to program the "speech to text" function on my band friend's phone, because he's always talking about the sex parts.
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tuzdayschild 11 months ago
My nephew use call skunks "stunks". I always thought he was on to something.
BarkingSpider 11 months ago
That's what my little sisters called them and I still do too.
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DB 11 months ago
My son was good for mispronouncing or redefining words. Chameleons had "cameraflage" (meaning you couldn't take pictures of them, I guess). A cookout was a "steakout" because you cooked steaks on the grill. His uncle, who he disliked he said had OCAD which he explained was Obsessive, compulsive a*****e disorder. My niece used to call omelettes "omelopes" and macaroni "mickeyronis". My grandson pointed to a church and told his mother that "cheezitz" lived there. But the top prize belongs to his mother, my stepdaughter, who called getting a splinter under her skin as "having a "woody".
11 months ago
My son came home from playing with the little girls next door and announced, "I know what a BAGINA is."
tuzdayschild 11 months ago
My nephew use call skunks "stunks". I always thought he was on to something.
BarkingSpider 11 months ago
That's what my little sisters called them and I still do too.
Load More Replies... DB 11 months ago
My son was good for mispronouncing or redefining words. Chameleons had "cameraflage" (meaning you couldn't take pictures of them, I guess). A cookout was a "steakout" because you cooked steaks on the grill. His uncle, who he disliked he said had OCAD which he explained was Obsessive, compulsive a*****e disorder. My niece used to call omelettes "omelopes" and macaroni "mickeyronis". My grandson pointed to a church and told his mother that "cheezitz" lived there. But the top prize belongs to his mother, my stepdaughter, who called getting a splinter under her skin as "having a "woody".
11 months ago
My son came home from playing with the little girls next door and announced, "I know what a BAGINA is."
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