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Being a good parent is all about being flexible, adaptable, and rolling with whatever weirdness comes your way. Things rarely—if ever!—turn out the way you plan them. And raising your mischievous munchkins is no different.

Your little tykes might have a massive meltdown for a silly reason, but veteran parents know not to get flustered and instead embrace the comedy. Our team at Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest tweets (now called X’s) about the most ridiculous reasons that parents saw their kids throw temper tantrums over the years. Scroll down for some feel-good and relatable hilarity!

Bored Panda wanted to find out how to react to temper tantrums, so we reached out to popular writer Samantha Scroggin, the host of the witty 'Walking Outside in Slippers' parenting blog. Read on for the insights she shared with us, including why it's so important to really listen to why your kids are upset. "They might be irrational, but their feelings are real."

Samantha, the creator of the 'Walking Outside in Slippers' parenting blog told Bored Panda that she is all too familiar with temper tantrums.

"Not only from my kids, but I apparently threw some epic ones as a kid. I've definitely lost my temper along with my kids while dealing with their meltdowns. That does not work well," she opened up to us.

"I've found that if I can remain calm despite their emotional upheaval, and wait it out, that's the best approach. Maybe there are consequences, but it can be hard to get them to care about that in the heat of the moment," the parenting blogger shared.

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    "Just get them to a quiet place away from people if you can, and help them calm down. Then talk about what is making them so upset, and really listen. They might be irrational, but their feelings are real."

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    Blogger Samantha was kind enough to share a few pearls of wisdom to help out new parents who feel overwhelmed and stressed out by all the tantrums.

    "Parenthood is not easy, and it's probably not going to be like we expect! I would suggest carving out a bit of alone time if you can," she said.

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    10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mm, some mixed messages here. Better give the munchkin a shiny to distract them.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother came to the US from Norway. As a rule, when the US is out in the Olympics, we cheer for Norway. Me: Oooh! The Norwegians are in first! Go, Norwegians! My toddler: No! They are NOT your-weigians! They are MY-wegians! Mine! My-wegians! Toddler rules of possession are fierce, friends!

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 2yr granddaughter had a big episode last week because she wanted green ribbons. Went and got them herself - purple ribbons. We had to re-learn the colour spectrum for three days before she reverted to normal. Then we had a second meltdown when the new green went back to purple.

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    "The whining and crying comes with the territory, unless you are lucky enough to have a unicorn child."

    Having some healthy boundaries, according to the mom, is an essential part of parenting. "I try to set boundaries with my kids, that I need some alone time or I'm working on something," Samantha told Bored Panda.

    "They don't always respect those boundaries. My daughter is a stage 3 clinger! But fresh air works wonders for us all."

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My advice, get a box and see what happens. Time to quantum up folks. Buckle up butter cup. You're in for a bumpy ride.

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    Temper tantrums aren’t something 'awful' that should be avoided at all costs. They’re a very natural part of childhood. And crying itself is a completely normal part of being a human being. No matter how ‘perfectly’ you parent, at some point, you’ll have to deal with a major meltdown. And there isn’t always a clear-cut reason why they’re upset and why the tears start rolling!

    It’s important that you let your kids feel whatever they’re feeling, instead of instantly distracting them. Being in touch with your emotions is an essential part of being an emotionally intelligent adult later on.

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    Kids are slowly developing their self-regulation, emotional resilience, and reasoning skills, so you can’t expect them to behave like super polite and highly rational adults all the time. That’d be naive. We also shouldn’t forget about how many adults throw tantrums as well, even though they should know better!

    We all have our little breakdowns from time to time. There’s nothing embarrassing about it, even though we might feel uncomfortable later on remembering how we behaved. You cry. You feel what you feel. You move on.

    According to Dr. Ashanti Woods, a pediatrician working at Baltimore’s Mercy Medical Center, there are some common age-related reasons why your child might be crying. The expert explained to Healthline that toddlers between 1 and 3 years of age tend to cry because they’re tired, frustrated, embarrassed, or confused.

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    Meanwhile, preschoolers between 4 and 5 years old might cry when they get physically or emotionally hurt.

    Older kids, ages 5 and up, might start bawling because they get injured or lose something special. However, the specifics will always differ depending on the family in question, the particular circumstances, and the individual child. And just because we’re older doesn’t mean that ‘basic’ things like being tired don’t affect us. They’re often more important than we think.

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    Whatever the specific situation might be, parents ought to go through a quick mental checklist of the most likely explanations for why their munchkins are crying so hard that every passer-by is looking at them. First of all, consider that your kid might simply be hungry. (This applies to us adults, too! We can be pretty cranky when we’re famished.) Having a secret snack stash wherever you go is a must.

    Next, consider whether your child might be feeling pain or discomfort. Maybe they’re too hot or too cold or they’ve got a stomach ache or some other parts of their bodies hurt.

    Obviously, the older your kid, the more they’ll be able to vocalize how they feel (and what the possible reasons behind those feelings might be). But you should still be proactive and ask a few questions about what might be causing them discomfort.

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    In our experience, something that most often helps no matter how bad our mood is taking a nap. Sleep fixes a lot of things. And the world seems brighter after a quality snooze. If you notice that your child is extra cranky and unable to regulate their emotions anymore, they might need some rest. 

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son who was 4 at the time had a fit because I wouldn't let him eat an entire stick of butter.

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    Something else to consider is how your child spends their time. If they’re constantly glued to screens—phones, tablets, the computer, the TV—then you’ve got a problem. They’re probably extremely overstimulated. Your role as a parent is to step in and draw some healthy boundaries when it comes to tech use. Cartoons, video games, and music are all awesome. But too much of a good thing is going to have adverse effects. 

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    Broadly speaking, children under the age of 2 should not be sitting in front of screens at all. However, the American Academy of Pediatrics notes that exceptions can be made for video chatting with relatives.

    Any media that toddlers consume ought to be supervised by adults. Meanwhile, kids between the ages of 2 and 5 should only consume up to an hour of screen time per day. This should also be supervised.

    When your kids are between 5 and 8 years old and no longer preschoolers, some experts suggest that the parents or guardians determine how much or little screen time they get. There is no clearly set recommendation because the circumstances will differ from family to family. So a one-size-fits-all approach simply won’t work. What’s vital is that parents talk to their kids about the healthy use of technology as they grow older. There’s a whole world to explore, fun skills to develop, and people to meet outside of screens.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't result in a tantrum but still funny. I like to drink V8. 3-year-old grandson points at the small can in the refrigerator and says to my wife "Want papa drink." She tells him he won't like it but he insists on trying it. Spits it out. 5-year-old sister wants to try it. She also spits it out. They both should have listened to grandma.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many children has this guy and why are they so annoying all the time?

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    Which of these temper tantrum tweets (or, well, X’s now…) cracked you up the most, dear Pandas? What’s the strangest reason for a meltdown you’ve seen or heard about? How do you personally deal when faced with a massive tantrum? Be sure to share your thoughts with all the other readers in the comments!

    For some more bizarre but funny tantrum stories, consider looking through Bored Panda’s earlier lists.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest used to always ask me to do a million things at the same time so I finally told him "I'm not an octopus. I don't have eight arms." To which he replied, "Yes you do. You have eight arms!" Then cried about it for 5 minutes. 😂

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta have the whole crew together at all times. Mine currently has 4 crew members...

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I mistakenly took 3yr old with us on 5yr olds first kindergarten day. Everything was cool until we got 20 feet away from the building and she realized she was not staying. EPIC meltdown, wife trying to stuff her in the car, she's hanging onto the rain gutter, resisting, local cop drives by(small town thank God), he hits the brakes, wife holds the screaming ,thrashing, 3 year old out and asks if he wanted her. Apparently not... he sped off.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until the mid teens. All hormones, no brains, the entire world is wrong, and it's your fault. To make matters worst, the little beast asked my brothers what I was like at that age, and they told him.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this, I can understand. I mean if the empty gogurt wrapper is his best friend, then what kind of parent are you to make him throw it away?

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For about a week, my youngest would cry at least once a day that snacks would not fall from the ceiling on demand.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good afternoon! Mine threw her favorite stuffed animal because she couldn't go ride in daddy's truck. She cannot find said stuffed animal, so we're having a meltdown with added panic attack...

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our kids dentist had screens on the ceiling above the chairs, playing constant cartoons. I asked him why he's never won a Nobel Peace prize.

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    Zoey Rayne
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with sensory issues, I have to ask, was your toddler trying to snuggle under your arms while you were wearing a sleeveless shirt? Because stubble always feels worse than longer hair or no hair. If not, I agree, your daughter was being ridiculous.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a nanny, and the three year old I was looking after wanted me to read her unicorn book for the umpteenth time; I said I would right after a bathroom break. As soon as I did, she started crying and sticking her little fingers under the door, and then slide the book into the bathroom. Two minutes is a very long time when you are three.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend in NJ (when I lived there) who was Mother to a girl under ten. Daughter would suddenly start screaming in a Store that she was being kidnapped and she doesn't know the lady! That phase went on for a while.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my children were little, I had to drive out of my way to drive over an open grating bridge so that the troll that lived under the bridge could growl at them.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I have had this happen. The one moment she stuck it on her play oven and it fell down, I knew the sky was about to fall quicker than that sticker...

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, TO BE FAIR, those kinda worlds are very difficult to make. You put one wrong feather on a Shaae and they’re suddenly unproportional! BAH.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That comment was funny, I am always looking for the glasses which are on my head :)

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You too?? We have a Keurig pod holder, she stacked the pods in it for us. We cheated the system...

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are teenagers now, but one of the biggest toddler melt-downs we had was over orange Smarties. He loved orange Smarties, they were the best flavour in the tube, so he emptied out all the Smarties and ate all the orange ones, and then had a tantrum because there were no orange ones left to eat. It was his 3rd birthday not long after, so I bought loads of Smarties and created a tube with nothing but orange ones in, just for him. He had a meltdown because there were no other colours to choose from. But he didn't want the other colours put back in the tube because then it wouldn't be a special orange tube. They're miniature illogical aliens really.

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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just let her🤷‍♀️ It's not that big of a deal. She can just run the remote along the dogs body like a brush.

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