40 Times Toddlers Didn’t Know The Word For Something But Came Up With Their Own Hilarious Name For It
InterviewAll those in favor of renaming ‘cough drops’ to ‘medicine beans’ and ‘knives’ to ‘kitchen swords,’ raise your hands and say, ‘Aye!’ Some of the biggest advantages of being a kid include unlimited naptime, having little to no responsibilities, and being able to speak your mind. For example, when you don’t know a word, you simply unleash your imagination and work around it in the most creative way possible.
Kristen Mulrooney is an editor at the humor publication The Belladonna, and one of the most interesting humorists and parents you can follow on Twitter. Her anecdotes about her life as a mom-of-three are hilarious and relatable. Recently, she went viral after sharing how her 3-year-old daughter called cough drops ‘medicine beans,’ and inspired other parents to share their own stories about the creative workarounds their kids had for some words. Scroll down for their awesome tweets, and get ready to have a good giggle. Oh, and don’t forget to upvote your fave stories.
Bored Panda reached out to Kristen with a few questions about her post, how to help kids remain creative and confident as they start school, and what advice she'd give new parents if they're feeling overwhelmed by everything. Read on for the full interview!
This isn’t the first time that Bored Panda has featured writer and satirist Kristen’s fun and witty Twitter threads. You’ll find our previous article about the Mystery of the Missing Apple Cores right over here.
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Bored Panda was incredibly curious to learn what went through Kristen's head when she first heard the term 'medicine beans.'
"I loved how confident my daughter was when she said it, and rightfully so because I knew exactly what she was talking about," Kristen, who runs the humor publication The Belladonna, shared with us.
"She's the youngest of my three children and I've spent the last five years watching these three little people acquiring language. It's so fascinating to see how they sort it all out and develop workarounds to manage the gaps in their communication."
Omg! As a non religious person, that made me laugh out loud. Very observant and just adorable!
Meanwhile, one thing that we've noticed is that it's quite difficult to stay as courageous and creative as when we were kids. There seem to be so many things to worry about when you're a teenager or a grownup! We were curious about Kristen's approach when it comes to helping kids stay creative and confident, as they start attending school.
"I'm a former teacher and I've surprised myself a little bit with my outlook on school as a parent—I'm finding I'm less concerned with good grades and more focused on my kids finding something that inspires them," she told Bored Panda.
"My oldest is seven years old, which still seems so young, but it's the same age I was when I knew I wanted to be a writer. I try to take his interests seriously because they might be a huge part of the adult he grows into." That's the type of optimism and encouragement that we love to hear about. Have a think back to when you were around that age, dear Pandas. What did you want to do back then? (And, perhaps slightly less importantly, do you think it's too late for yours truly to become an intergalactic astronaut?)
Those who are in favor of rename it to kitchen sword, please raise your hand ✋
"here I was riding a horse, with a lion and a tiger on my heels!" "What did you do!?" "Hung on for dear life until the merry go round stopped!"
Finally, we were interested in Kristen's advice for new parents who might be struggling with everything and might think they have no clue what they're doing. Feeling overwhelmed, however, is something that most parents face.
"I hope all new parents understand that the rest of us are overwhelmed, struggling, and clueless too. The hardest thing for me was feeling like there was something wrong with me because everyone else seemed like they had it together. I write about parenthood because when I was a new parent, it helped me so much to understand that it isn't easy for anyone. And it becomes a lot easier when you give yourself a break," Kristen explained to us.
Writer Kristen’s thread was a wild success. At the time of writing, her post had gotten over 1.6 million views and more than 48.4k likes on the social media platform. But the numbers, though they’re very impressive, are just the icing (aka ‘Christmas glue’) on the cake.
The real victory was getting all of the other parents to open up about their own lives and share stories about their family life. The words and phrases that these parents’ kids use to describe the things that they have no clue what they’re called are beyond hilarious.
We fully support the idea that there should be a petition to allow for a bit of flexibility in how we speak. For example, we’d love to talk about ‘nexterday’ instead of ‘tomorrow.’ Why call someone ‘bald’ when you can go for the charmingly elegant ‘spoon-headed’? And who needs a knife and fork at the dinner table when you can ask for a fork and a ‘kitchen sword’?
These are all brilliant names for things, and we wish that this sort of verbal playfulness would be a tad more widespread at schools, universities, and workplaces around the world. This is the kind of out-of-the-box thinking that inspires people to start writing and creating. And we need more of it in real life.
The last time that Bored Panda reached out to Kristen, we had a chat about writing high-quality, humorous content on Twitter and how parents can get their children to eat something new.
"I'm an editor for humor publication The Belladonna and I always tell our writers that the secret to quality humor is being super specific and super universal at the same time," she explained to us that writing in a relatable way is what’s important.
"I think that's especially true for tweets. If you can paint the funny scene, that's great, but it really takes off when people can relate to it and have their own funny scene they're eager to share, too,” Kristen shared some great advice for anyone who hopes to stand out on Twitter with their comedic posts.
Somewhat related, when my friend’s daughter was around 3 she asked her why she didn’t have a front tail like Daddy.
Daughter and I were fixin' to leave the house. I walked out of my room just wearing pants and a bra and said, "I'm ready to go!" She burst into giggles and said, "You can't leave the house in your nipple covers!"
my little cousin calls his step moms bras "boob patches"
I had a very similar conversation once. Friend's 3 year-old looking for My Little Pony episodes on YouTube: I want the boo boo bed! My friend: What? Me: She wants the one where Rainbow Dash breaks her wing and goes to the hospital. *clicks episode* 3 year-old: Yay! Friend: I never would have figured that out.
The mom told Bored Panda that two ways that parents can get their kids to try out new foods are ‘bribing’ them and making things as playful as possible.
"My three kids take some convincing with vegetables, but they'll fall for the 'you're a dinosaur and this broccoli is a tree' bit every time," she shared with us during an earlier interview (and we hope all of you Panda Parents are taking notes—the broccoli/tree tactic really works).
"Asparagus is an easy one because I can turn it into a science experiment. They'll shovel asparagus into their mouths after I tell them it makes your pee smell funny,” the mom joked.
My niece does this too! "Yesterday, when i was a baby..." and then she tells the wildest stories you've ever heard.
Kristen is based in a small town near Boston. She is the winner of the 2022 Erma Bombeck Humorist-in-Residence program, and her writing has been featured in a wide range of publications, including The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, House Beautiful, The Weekly Humorist, Popular Science, and elsewhere.
She has also co-written Gilmore Girls: The Official Cookbook, and her writing has appeared in the anthology Embrace the Merciless Joy: The McSweeney’s Internet Tendency Guide to Rearing Small, Medium, and Large Children.
And then, knowing small children, threw a fit when you didn't understand.
Looking at the music menu via monocle: I say, the Bach Special looks especially scrumptious but I'm really in the mood for the Beethoven Combo. Bloody decisions...! XP
One of the best things about parenting tweets is that they show the wide range of ups and downs of family life: there are numerous challenges when raising a child, but all of the funny and wholesome moments more than make up for it.
However, some parents fall into the trap of thinking that they need to be ‘perfect.’ Already exhausted from ‘regular’ parenting, they overwhelm themselves further by putting a lot of additional stress on their shoulders, worried that their children might be ‘lagging behind’ everyone else’s. Whether that’s in terms of education or skills.
As we’ve covered on Bored Panda some time ago, this desire for ‘perfection’ and total control can backfire quite a bit. Not just for the parents, but for their kids, too.
A childhood independence expert explained to us a while back that it’s a mistake for parents to try to protect their munchkins from ever feeling uncomfortable, frustrated, lonely, or scared. If they do this, their toddlers may grow up to be completely unprepared to deal with the challenges that real life throws at them. They might not be able to handle the unpleasant surprises they’ll have to deal with at school, work, and in other parts of their lives.
I mean it's not as bad as little me calling an octopus' tentacles testic... you know what you get the gyst
Oh my god, when I was younger I was told that the word for people who couldn’t speak was “dumb”. I was reading Harry Potter at the time and came across the word “dumbstruck” so it made sense. But I was quickly corrected that it was actually mute when I was watching tv with my cousins and someone was speaking sign language, so I pointed at them and loudly proclaimed, “Hey, that person is dumb!” 😳😳. It’s a funny family memory now but at the time my parents were mortified!!
As such, one of the best things that families can do is to encourage kids to be independent, confident, and resilient. You still love them and give them all the support that they need. However, you don’t rush to their aid the moment things get just a tiny bit tough for them.
Which of these word workarounds made you laugh the most, Pandas? Were there any phrases that you'd prefer to use instead of the real names that people call things? What alternative names have your own children come up with for various things? We'd love to hear from you, so share your thoughts in the comments!
a genius, the technical term is "by word of mouth" so found out by ear is close
When I was about 3, I asked my dad what a boy cheese sandwich tasted like because all I'd eaten were girl cheese sandwiches. My dad actually did a spit take with his beer!
Reminds me of when I used to like the imagine dragons song Radioactive but I would say "Videowacktoo!" Im not making that up
My then 2-year old daughter used to call the tattoo of a plumeria on my hip “Mama’s potty flower,” because she only saw it when I used the toilet (privacy is a thing of the past when you have young children!).
I'm not even a parent and I can relate. I have 52 little cousins. I'm not making that up.
Load More Replies...I wonder how much language development has been kids making up or mispronouncing words for things and adults deciding those were better.
"Not enough!" Seems like a valid answer after reading these
Load More Replies...Throwback to last week when I called the gas light the "get gas logo". I'm 16. 🤦🏻♀️
I was asked today by my 3.y.o for the lady lion song. its not the lion king songs "i cant wait to be king" or "feel the love tonight" and i got in so much trouble for not knowing what she asked for... im really hoping to figure it out before i see her tonight.
My toddler says "I'm apologies" when he's sorry for something and it kills me every time.
my brother used to call vitamins "spidermans" and lines "lions" and my sister used to call blueberries "blubbies"
My sister and I used to say my grandmother was sixty-teen years old. Years later, I learned that the French words for numbers 70-79 were the "sixty-teens"
When my little cousin was a kid, she called high heels "dockadas" because they make a "dock, dock" sound when someone walks in them on hard ground.
This one makes a lot less sense but it’s a lovely memory in my family. My little brother had somehow confused apricots and leprechauns, don’t ask how. He came up to my dad and said, “ don’t you like leprechauns? Yknow, the kind that you eat?”
I mainly lost my childhood innocence when my mom told me that you don’t broom the floor, you sweep it. I always said “I’m going to go broom the floor, or I just broomed “
a 4 year old i babysit says disastrophe instead of disaster or catastrophe
As a very little girl my mom made my dresses. She would ask if it fit. One was too small but I didn't know how to say so, so I said "It's Too Fits."
My kids invented the word "prub," meaning a backwards burp. Otherwise known as a fart. They're in their 50s all three of them and everybody in the family still uses the word occasionally. They liked it as kids because they could be rude and a little bit naughty in public and nobody knew.
My young cousin once saw an animal that looked like a helicopter. It was a dragonfly.
When my neice was riding with my sister in law one day she was playing The River by Garth Brooks and Ashley asks "what's our decimation mommy?" My sis in law looks at her and was like what? She said "decimation, you know like where we are going" she meant destination
My daughter used to say “That doesn’t make any pennies!” (pennies = cents, cents = sense)
Judging from the names of the various writers and editors, I began thinking that Bored Panda was either in Lithuania, Chicago or Pittsburgh. I'm not positive, but the latter two have Lithuanian-American populations larger than Lithuania itself. The bio of one of the editors mentioned Vilnius, so Lithuania it is. I remember my Grandfather telling me that Lithuania was the largest country in the world...the land is on the Eastern shore of the Baltic, the capital is Moscow and all the people are in either Siberia or Chicago.
We need to start using some of these for real. Many of the words and names they think up are actually more accurate.
My then 2-year old daughter used to call the tattoo of a plumeria on my hip “Mama’s potty flower,” because she only saw it when I used the toilet (privacy is a thing of the past when you have young children!).
I'm not even a parent and I can relate. I have 52 little cousins. I'm not making that up.
Load More Replies...I wonder how much language development has been kids making up or mispronouncing words for things and adults deciding those were better.
"Not enough!" Seems like a valid answer after reading these
Load More Replies...Throwback to last week when I called the gas light the "get gas logo". I'm 16. 🤦🏻♀️
I was asked today by my 3.y.o for the lady lion song. its not the lion king songs "i cant wait to be king" or "feel the love tonight" and i got in so much trouble for not knowing what she asked for... im really hoping to figure it out before i see her tonight.
My toddler says "I'm apologies" when he's sorry for something and it kills me every time.
my brother used to call vitamins "spidermans" and lines "lions" and my sister used to call blueberries "blubbies"
My sister and I used to say my grandmother was sixty-teen years old. Years later, I learned that the French words for numbers 70-79 were the "sixty-teens"
When my little cousin was a kid, she called high heels "dockadas" because they make a "dock, dock" sound when someone walks in them on hard ground.
This one makes a lot less sense but it’s a lovely memory in my family. My little brother had somehow confused apricots and leprechauns, don’t ask how. He came up to my dad and said, “ don’t you like leprechauns? Yknow, the kind that you eat?”
I mainly lost my childhood innocence when my mom told me that you don’t broom the floor, you sweep it. I always said “I’m going to go broom the floor, or I just broomed “
a 4 year old i babysit says disastrophe instead of disaster or catastrophe
As a very little girl my mom made my dresses. She would ask if it fit. One was too small but I didn't know how to say so, so I said "It's Too Fits."
My kids invented the word "prub," meaning a backwards burp. Otherwise known as a fart. They're in their 50s all three of them and everybody in the family still uses the word occasionally. They liked it as kids because they could be rude and a little bit naughty in public and nobody knew.
My young cousin once saw an animal that looked like a helicopter. It was a dragonfly.
When my neice was riding with my sister in law one day she was playing The River by Garth Brooks and Ashley asks "what's our decimation mommy?" My sis in law looks at her and was like what? She said "decimation, you know like where we are going" she meant destination
My daughter used to say “That doesn’t make any pennies!” (pennies = cents, cents = sense)
Judging from the names of the various writers and editors, I began thinking that Bored Panda was either in Lithuania, Chicago or Pittsburgh. I'm not positive, but the latter two have Lithuanian-American populations larger than Lithuania itself. The bio of one of the editors mentioned Vilnius, so Lithuania it is. I remember my Grandfather telling me that Lithuania was the largest country in the world...the land is on the Eastern shore of the Baltic, the capital is Moscow and all the people are in either Siberia or Chicago.
We need to start using some of these for real. Many of the words and names they think up are actually more accurate.