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Welcome to Live from Snack Time, a wholesomely hilarious corner of Instagram with a 575k-solid fanbase. Created by NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit and Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, the project is aimed at showing adults what’s going on inside kids’ puzzling minds.

So get your popcorn ready, ‘cause we’re about to go on a ride of quotes from our little ones that prove just how much wit and understanding about the world they have. Alyssa believes that "Children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they’re brilliant," and it’s impossible to argue with her.

After you’re done reading this one, be sure to check part 1 and part 2 with all the weird and cute stuff kids say.

More info: livefromsnacktime.com | Instagram | Twitter | Facebook

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    Raine Soo
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Namaste"! Graham said "Namaste."! The pizza and puppies are good too.

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    Bored Panda reached out to Alyssa and Greg, the creators of Live From Snack Time, who have substantially grown their fan audience on Instagram since we last talked. Their collection of hilarious and wholesome kids' quotes has 576k followers, and it doesn’t seem like it’s slowing down.

    “Live From Snack Time started as an account for parents and teachers to highlight the brilliant and hilarious thoughts of kids. Now, 6 years later, we have created an international hub for people to submit kids' quotes and seek out our account for laughter, honesty, and joy,” Alyssa and Greg told us.

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    During the pandemic when people had more time with their families, the creators saw an abundance of quote submissions and new followers hit their account. “We've seen tremendous growth of both our community and the amount of quotes they are submitting. In a time of so much uncertainty and sadness and fear, I think people looked to us for light humor and relatable content,” they explained.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I borrow that, Teaghan? I have a lot of trash to store these days! LOL

    Raine Soo
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the Peanuts characters listening to adults. All they hear is "Blah, blah, blah, wah, wah, wah."

    Dianne Penfold
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that. We should do this with all the negative things people say to us.

    Joyce Plaate
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, Teaghan! This should become the guideline for everyone to handle negativity.

    Dancing Lanie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad she's going to forget about it when the time comes.

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    Moreover, Live From Snack Time has recently partnered with a family in the UK (Woodism_Ink) who create art based on their autistic son's amazing quotes. “This helped bring awareness and acceptance for autism and raised money for an important charity!”

    Alyssa and Greg said they’re planning on doing more of this, since they “are currently looking for other opportunities to connect people and shed light on important issues and understandings that can start young.”

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    Another important expansion of the LFST brand happened with a new collection of children's book suggestions on their website. “We feel that children's books are one of the most effective and practical tools for initiating critical conversations about race and racism, so with the help of our incredible community of followers, we developed a library of books organized by reading level and linked to purchase them from Black-owned bookstores.”

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    Lena Hill
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the most heartwarming thing that’s ever been said!!!

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    The success of the LFST brand has to do with the content itself. The project has continually showed their followers that kids are gifted with a fresh perspective on the world around us that we, adults, don’t necessarily think of that much.

    Alyssa and Greg said that at this point, with “submissions from 6 continents (c'mon Antarctica!), we have living proof that kids are talking about the same topics and have similar questions around the world, especially when it comes to the pandemic.”

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this so true though? like, i'm trying to relax but someone would ruining my relaxation time.

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    “From the quotes that came in, it was clear that kids missed their friends, wanted to beat (or 'beat up') the virus, and some weren't afraid to tell their parents they were a little sick of all the time they were spending together!” Essentially, the pair behind the LFST realized that “We are all more similar than people realize, and the mission, brand, and content are universal and dynamic,” which is a very soothing thought during the times of crisis.

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    When it comes to plans for the future, Alyssa and Greg said that they have “a few exciting partnerships in the works,” and that they “also want to continue to work on being a 'hub' for silly, relatable, and thought-provoking concepts.”

    “We've loved starting conversations with our community of followers and sharing the responses. For example, asking something like 'What's a baby product that you secretly love for yourself?' led to hundreds of responses that introduced people to incredible new products and life hacks!”

    The creators said “it’s been fun hearing what our audience loves rather than pushing a message to them. It's important to us to share real, raw, and honest thoughts, just like the kids, ya know,” Alyssa and Greg concluded.

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this might be the start of a trend for Jordan. 😂🤣

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    Raine Soo
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this sounds like something my brother would say. He's middle-aged.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, french fries are the solution to crankiness. And, I always thought it was sleep.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old... the hard drive is still spinning but the data bits are flying out of my ears...

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love you to the infinity and back a couple of infinity times :D

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my age it's like "I wanna go out, I miss everyone" but when I get there "I wanna go home because I hate people!" LOL

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    Aurelia!
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isaac, the person who typed out this quote got your age wrong!

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    Sportsgal
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! This person will grow up to do great things! That's deep empathy!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This child thinking that it is the dumbest invention in the world.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I applaud your positivity! I would like to be the letter K ease!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My internet technician said that the bane of his life were squirrels chewing through overhead wires.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except maybe triple chocolate cake, with rainbow sprinkles all the way up the sides.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, your a greek godess (this is a joke, you are an awsome mermaid.)

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 5, I didn't want to grow up either. I still don't. :D

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried that at a club one night but it didn't work out so well in my case! LOL

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