You are a lifesaver

Hah! Take THAT

Damn

im using this

Yeah, that’s pretty much me…

The ones I sent down the wrong way on a one way street usually come right back to me.

I can't get past the last 10 minutes. Ducking the last 10 years.

That hasn't happened yet..

Didn't ask; don't want it; keep it to yourself....

Kids on summer break be like

Every Sunday. And then you blink and it's Monday morning shift.

IKR.. just like that it is 5pm.. and I did nothing...

this

WTF!!! When did Kermit get dentures?!! Lmao!!!

I'm in this picture, and i don't like it

Again! Seriously!! So annoying!!

Nope. leaving.

That little stuffy thingy of Kermit is so cute 🥰

but if the floor does, its that old nokia

But good for you

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Realized that adulting is hard and it sucks!!

"Why you taking all my blessings?!"

Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy

That's about right

Pro tip: keep the dog's water bowl near the fridge.

i thought we said that we dont procrasinate we wait until were older therefore wiser

That didn't happen, until I was much older.

this was me before i met my bf

hahahah sameee

This is valid, okay

Already did it!! You're too late!!!

I'd be in bed alot more if my dog didn't wake me up. He'll whine like he's in terrible pain and lick my face until I make him stop. Now that I think about it, he's not much different than a boyfriend.

Why is this a thought I've had before?😭

Oops

this

eh ill do the rest tomorrow

Once my friend’s dad had a hair appointment at the same time as our play date. I stood on a small deck WITH A WASP NEST that was FIVE STORIES HIGH on a RAINY DAY for 45 minutes. Just waiting.

Intrusive thought will win

I’m fine with the theres personally, it’s to and too that I have problems with

Well time to sleep

That milk better have an expiration date from 1986 LOL

sad 😢

yup, can relate

yep

The money says: travel to work

Yeah, you know "Your body is a temple" : give it noble offerings -such as golden, deep fried meals- and be sure to keep the motherf***.... um, Philistines away from it.

True

Or that gleam in her eyes that says, " I know you hope I forgot, but I'm just waiting til we get home..."

When I was a learner driver, I parked next to really bad parkers in the parking lot just so my parking could look better

tHey SeCreTLy HaTE YoU

Headless roach

love it...