But I want to know who moved

OMG I'm dying

Reminds me of 'The Zax' by Dr. Seuss.

Entitled idiots- both of them - wasting police time

As much as fining Karen for wasting time would have been satisfying, I think the officers decided that they would rather leave and call it a night than spend one more second with these two gems of society.

reminds me of an old joke. An aircraft carrier is cruising on a heading and sees an oncomming light. The air craft's navigation people radio out and demand they give right of way, and that they change headings ten degrees to port or whatever. The other peeps decline and tell them "No, you change YOUR heading ten degrees to port." the carrier fellow says "NO. YOU change YOUR heading ten degrees to port. I'M an AIR CRAFT CARRIER." the other fellow replies, "Sir. It's your choice, but I'm a lighthouse."

A guy did this to me on a highway. We were both trying to make a legal U turn but the guy closed my space, I even signal him to go ahead and take the turn that I would wait; he kept blocking me expecting me to not take the turn I guess. His poor wife kept trying to tell him to move. I finally managed to squeeze between his car and the sidewalk and go on my way. Dunno what his problem was.

If you are going to be that stubborn then you shouldn’t have a license at all.

There's a Dr. Seuss book about this problem!

I am sure they just fell in love.

I would have said "One of you can move your car or both of you can have your cars towed and ticketed for impeding the flow of traffic." There's no need to tell them that it's private property and you can't do anything. If they want to act like children, you can take away their toys as punishment.

Scenario A: If it's a standard two-way entrance/exit serving the parking lot, then Karen needs to move. She's smack in the middle of the driveway taking up half the other lane and didn't leave enough room for incoming cars. Scenario B: If it's a one-way Exit Only, then Chad needs to move and find the designated entrance. And if they're in the Entrance Only, you guessed it, Karen needs to move and find the exit.

LOL!!!! Apparently, even the sergeant showed up to the situation only to quietly remove himself away when he saw what they’re dealing with. The Lawrence PD guys put it in a more poetic way, though: “[he] nopes out of there like the day old donuts just got set out at the gas station.” The visual in head is too funny, Nope!

If the officers dispatched to this call have spent the time they won't get back, what door do they walk through to get it back when they think the call is worthy of their time?

"Not from their pettiness, just from the parking lot" Ha ha ha. But not really funny.

Doesn't this happen on a Seinfeld episode?

Wow. Really? This is how people want to spend their time - being either a chauvinistic a*s or a feminist idiot...?

Lawrence is a cool town, home of KU (University of Kansas). College town police need a sense of humor.

Owner of the lot can file a complaint on both of them.

This whole thing screams Florida but I guess fucktards migrate too.

Like the Zax by Dr Seuss

This is what I think happened: They got out of the car, had a nice talk, fell in love, then Chad decided to reverse, turn the car, and Karen followed him to the nearest motel. Where they parked side by side.

This type of "pig-headed-ness" is what keeps mankind back from progressing.

So very pathetic, I would say GET A LIFE !!!

I just want to know who moved first in the end?

Lmao, "nopes out of there like the day old donuts just got set out in the gas station"

Hahahahahaha

Ahaha

I suppose Chad is one of those famous "incel" idiots. Who are not "incels", just very young boys in a (usually disgusting) adult body :D Grow up, Chad, learn to a) behave b) shave c) change your underwear and t-shirt on a daily basis d) wash yourself on daily basis (your teeth at least 2x a day) e) read something else than 4chan/fbook and soon you will discover, than "incels" do not exists... :D

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This Police Dept sounds like a really great bunch of guys. Wish we had such an entertaining feed in the UK. sadly we dont have enough idiots.