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21 Hilarious Memes Inspired By Justin Timberlake’s Drunken “World Tour” Statement To Cop
On the morning of this past Tuesday (June 18), Justin Timberlake was arrested for driving while intoxicated (DWI) after running a stop sign in his 2025 BMW and failing to stay in his lane, according to a statement released by Sag Harbor Police in New York.
The Sexy Back singer told the officer that he had drunk “one martini.” Court records allege that his eyes were "bloodshot and glassy" and he had a “strong odor of an alcoholic beverage.”
Justin was “unable to divide attention” and “had slowed speech, was unsteady afoot, and performed poorly on all standardized field sobriety tests,” a police officer added.
The officer who stopped the popstar didn’t know who he was, PageSix reported. Justin apparently mumbled, “This is going to ruin the tour.” The policeman replied, “What tour?” and Justin responded, “The world tour,” referring to his Forget Tomorrow Tour, which runs from April to December.
People were quite amused by the singer’s diva-like response and created dozens of hilarious memes with it.
Here, Bored Panda lists some of the best ones:
Image credits: Sag Harbor Police Department/Getty Images
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When Your Partner Isn't Chronically Online Like You
But, but, but, can’t women just put their period on hold until they get home?!?
Run, You Fools!
A Few Good Men
"Tell Cersei..."
I love that in one of her last roles, Diana Rigg played such an iconic character.
Should Probably Turn That Option Off On Your "Article", Marina Urman! ;)
Serves that dipwad right. He ruined Janet's tour (i.e. her music career) for years.
This is probably too heavy for BP, but my SO has devolved into constantly drinking. Friday started at 6am with bourbon, announced was going over to mother's house. I said you better not be driving because you're drunk. Tells me Dad is picking up. 2 minutes later I hear the garage open and see car leaving. I immediately sent a text saying, "you're too drunk to drive. And why the f did you lie to me?" I called a couple friends trying to figure out what to do, like call the police? Get a text back, SO says it's okay because it's a Tesla on self-drive mode. I'm living with SO because I haven't had a job in over a year, finally got a job and start July 1, but there's a month of training I might not pass, but idk. I really don't know how to handle this. My friends all said to just get through the training and then scorch earth, but I really don't know. Anyone have helpful advice? (Like if I call and get SO arrested is SO going to know it was me?)
I suggest finding support groups and maybe organizing a sit down talk with you and others. If you don't think you can try and just tell your in-laws you're worried about you SO, maybe try getting them help
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Serves that dipwad right. He ruined Janet's tour (i.e. her music career) for years.
This is probably too heavy for BP, but my SO has devolved into constantly drinking. Friday started at 6am with bourbon, announced was going over to mother's house. I said you better not be driving because you're drunk. Tells me Dad is picking up. 2 minutes later I hear the garage open and see car leaving. I immediately sent a text saying, "you're too drunk to drive. And why the f did you lie to me?" I called a couple friends trying to figure out what to do, like call the police? Get a text back, SO says it's okay because it's a Tesla on self-drive mode. I'm living with SO because I haven't had a job in over a year, finally got a job and start July 1, but there's a month of training I might not pass, but idk. I really don't know how to handle this. My friends all said to just get through the training and then scorch earth, but I really don't know. Anyone have helpful advice? (Like if I call and get SO arrested is SO going to know it was me?)
I suggest finding support groups and maybe organizing a sit down talk with you and others. If you don't think you can try and just tell your in-laws you're worried about you SO, maybe try getting them help
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