Rookie mistake. Different shirts!

*starts singing*

That's some Wile E Coyote s**t. I'll bet he's heading straight for a tunnel painted on a wall.

Absolutely does.

Fair enough

Bwahahahahaha!!! Now I'm embarrassed that I laughed at this one.

Someone has some explaining to do.

Pretty strong dog.

That's why he moved to the US.

Gave the Gettysburg Address if I'm not mistaken.

Minnie after another long day at the office

The fridge is strong with this one.

Sloth is a sin Padre.

Petty. The ex is better off without him. I bet she's laughing all the way to the bank.

Noooo Elmo 😭

Happened to my mom at my brother's wedding. TP trailed all the way from the bathroom into the pew. What's more, it came from the men's room.

"Do you have this in an F7?".

is this a pyramind scheme gathering?

I'm convinced those ice cream machines are just empty shells.

I just read that in his voice.

Walter, what are you doin'?

I guess I am the ONLY person to earth who has NEVER had this unfortunate expedience of being shutdown by this line at the McDonald’s here in Central Florida..

I read somewhere that the reason they aren't working is because nobody wants to clean them.

Michael my pookie

Condolences if you think either one of those franchises sells actual ice cream

Am I the only one that read this in Mike's voice and cadence?

How would we know it's not the same since the Golden Arches' never work?

Wendy's here never has Frosties. Never.

Single use grills.

That...that is just wrong.

Peeing in nature > Peeing in the bathroom

Don't forget to knock the 2x2s out the way first to give you more room to work.

Now I want a fig Newton dam you internet 😁

Prosecutor: I present exhibit A.

David?

First laugh, THEN… call 911

How can he keep such a cool head while calmly offering you a beer drifting on the highway?

This seems like a 'need to know' situation.

Guilty as charged!

I pray that you aren't in prison.

Mmmmm venison summer sausage??

... I know its a joke and its funny but at the same time I feel offended

No. They did not.

If they eat that, I think there will be more funerals. Edit: guys thanks for the upvotes on my badly worded comment

I don't get it? 🤔