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Uhh....... great prank???

You can't sue use because you were just a Dino-Meal.

young love

I want it RAWR! Not medium, not well-done. "RAWR"!!!

Didn't one of them eat Bill Wright the other day?

When I'm embarrassed, I eat the witnesses. Or at the very least bite their heads off.

The pretzel is top priority. I don't think the second bit is worth all the trouble to be totally honest.

"The only shipment of these experimental Dinosaur People was on a cargo helicopter, but that helicopter crashed due to an unexpected concentration of Microraptor near the Jesus Nut. On a hopefully unrelated note, one of the Triceratops Cloning Areas has had the entire staff AND the dinosaurs disappear, leaving no traces behind. If this is the work of the Dinosaur People, we're shooting Bill again, because it was his idea to base them on Velociraptors."

Mmmmmmm, Mitochondria!

First glance, I thought it said "s**t on you", which is true too.

I heard from my American friends that their president has the same effect on the majority of the sane Americans.

Must be a member of Trumps staff: Stating the obvious while not being helpful at all.

'Cuz they can't throw it back.

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As opposed to all the soldiers that are "defending the USA" against some foreign country that isn't even able to keep the peace in their own region.

Mummies aren't any fun. They always break up the game when you're about to set fire to your sister.

"The Mercenaries we talked about earlier? Turns out that they STILL can't defeat the Velocans with their weird laser cannons they flew in earlier. Also, turns out the enemy have made saddles for the Ankylosaurs. Also, the shipment of fences came today, except that weren't fences. We instead got ANOTHER military force, this time they've called themselves the Forage Harvesters or something like that... Something to do with farming. Anyway, we're never making a business deal with Mesa Hill again."

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So is Don the Con. A big liar, a big fraudster, a big sexist, a big megalomaniac and a big psychopath. But a very small man in history.

"Ok, so it turns out the Military are not going to nuke this park, as it turns out that this is actually territory of Cuba, and we don't want to risk another war. And the Mososaurus escaped today, but not before killing everyone we locked inside the underwater observatory, as a temporary shelter. Anyway, the Velocans have not only stolen Firearms, Explosives, and Armour from both of the armies, they have tamed the Mososaurus and are using it as an anti-ship weapon. It is not out of the question that we really screwed up and are stuck here forever."

it will just cost you an arm and a leg

Bravo!

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Despite popular belief, the US president doesn't have any muscle, or spine , or brains. He's nothing but dead weight and sane Americans hate him.

"So, some of the Velocans have not destroyed the ships, but instead have boarded it and killed everyone on board, they have then stolen their clothes, and have turned it around and are now sailing to somewhere else. Also, we were expecting a bunch of Ichthyosaurs, but instead we got Velocans, because they replace all of the DNA with their own, and now have a population in the hundred thousands. We also were expecting a rescue helicopter, but the pilot got eaten. Also the Dilophosaurs have escaped, and have been domesticated by Velocans, and are currently being held in the C.F.C. "

"Yeah, it turns out that they can speak English now. One of them said 'Clever girl this!' and blew Linda's brains across the wall. Also they've completely took over the old Visitor's Center, this is a problem because that place has a secret transmitter behind it, and they could probably hold Earth hostage. We've contacted the Mexican government, and they said that they were battling a ton of lizard people, so we said that they were the Velocans, and they asked us if we made them, so we said yes, and before we could explain, they hung up."

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Having Trump as president, Americans really got used to kinky stuff.

* slowly raises hand . . . . *

AMD HAMBERBERS...

Because why settle for Cancer 1 if you can get the new and more deadly cancer 2 ?