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Ever found yourself stuck in a never-ending cycle of scrolling through social media, looking for a well-needed distraction, only to realize that you haven't even cracked a smile? Yeah, we've been there. The web is jam-packed with content, but not all of it gets a chuckle out of us, right?

So, what's this list of jokes for teens all about? Simple. It's for those moments when you just want to have a good laugh. No life lessons here, no preaching — just straight-up humor.

Maybe you're cramming for an exam and need a mental break. Perhaps you're hanging out at a friend's house and need something during those moments of comfortable silence. Or, hey, maybe you're an adult tasked with entertaining a group of teens, and you don't want to bomb. No worries, we've got you covered with funny jokes for teens that are just the right amount of hilarious.

We've got jokes that are short, sweet, and right to the point, covering all the angles of teenage life. So go ahead, take a look, and upvote the best jokes so that your comrades won't have to scroll aaaaaaalllll the way down. Regardless of your reason for being here, this list is your ultimate go-to for all things funny!

#1

Jokes for teens about Google How do you know when you’re desperate for an answer?

You look at the second page of Google search results.

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#2

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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#3

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don’t know, and I don’t care.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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What Are Jokes for Teens?

Jokes for teens are humor pieces specifically curated to resonate with the teenage demographic. Unlike jokes aimed at kids or adults, teen jokes often touch on aspects of adolescent life like school pressures (yes, even school jokes might get a chuckle), social dynamics, and that ever-confusing journey of growing up.

In today's digitally connected world, many teen jokes also draw inspiration from the same sphere as social media jokes, capturing the essence of online interactions and trends.

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This isn't just another list you'll scroll past, though. We've handpicked these good jokes for teens to offer a comedic take on experiences that teens can relate to, making it the go-to collection for anyone looking to share a laugh.

#4

Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they’re extinct.

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#5

Jokes for teens about baseball I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

Then it hit me.

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#6

Are you free tomorrow?

No, I’m expensive. Sorry.

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What Types of Jokes Do Teenagers Typically Enjoy?

Gen Zs, specifically teenagers, have a unique and evolving sense of humor that sets them apart. 


Dark humor, irony, and memes rule the day. The platforms they frequent, like TikTok and Twitter, offer a mix of light-hearted jokes and those that touch on serious topics like mental health and significant world events. Some jokes take a jab at the sheer randomness of life, wrapped up in layers of irony that only the initiated can unpack. Essentially, teens use humor as a coping mechanism and a way to connect.

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But don't be fooled. They also dig the classics — dad jokes, puns, knock-knock jokes for teens — but always with a twist that resonates with their unique worldview. So, if you’re trying to make a teen laugh, be prepared to hit them with something as unpredictable as their ever-changing lingo.

#8

Why did God supposedly make men before He made women?

Because everyone needs a rough draft.

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Which Topics Should You Avoid When Making Funny Jokes for Teens?

Navigating teen humor can be like walking on a tightrope. While edgy jokes might get some laughs, certain topics are best avoided to ensure you're not crossing any boundaries. Sensitivity to social issues, cultural differences, and personal experiences is paramount. Steer clear of jokes that touch on race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or any form of discrimination or harassment. Mental health is another area where caution is advised. 

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Though some teens make jokes about these subjects as a coping mechanism, it's a thin line that shouldn't be crossed lightly — especially if the joke comes from an adult who may not fully grasp what such sensitive topics mean for teenagers.

Ultimately, the goal is to find the sweet spot between edgy humor and respect for a wide array of viewpoints and life experiences. So, if you're aiming to entertain without offending, be mindful of the topics you choose.

#9

Why was the Maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When your dad is gone, you will wish for one more road trip with nothing but dad jokes

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#10

My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want.”

But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Ghostbusters were fired from their job before they started their Ghostbusters business. Your boss is doing the right thing!

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#11

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

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Charles Bosse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you know what they say about people with big hands... They have a difficult time finding gloves.

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#12

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it go!

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Where Do Teenagers Find Jokes and Funny Content?

Teenagers today have a world of jokes and funny content right at their fingertips, thanks to social media and the internet. 

From subreddits like r/teenagers and r/memes to TikTok's viral trends — many of which eventually end up as Instagram Reels — teens are never more than a click away from a hearty laugh or quick diversion. Twitter is another go-to, where memes and viral threads keep the fun rolling.

Let's not forget YouTube, the OG of online content, with comedy skits, parody songs, and reaction videos. Even streaming platforms like Netflix have comedy specials targeted at younger audiences.

Podcasts also joined the game. According to the Gen Z Podcast Report by Edison Research and SXM Media, 47% of the online population in the U.S. aged 13-24 are monthly podcast listeners. While this age bracket includes both teenagers and young adults, 73% of these Gen Z listeners started tuning in before they turned 18, showcasing the medium's influence on teen culture.

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In short, whether they're sneaking a peek during class or deep-diving into a late-night meme fest, teens have countless sources for their daily dose of humor. Curious about where teenagers around you find their fun content of choice? Just take a glance at their phone screen (with their consent, of course!) — you'll find a universe of entertaining content in there.

#13

Jokes for teens about chemistry What should you do when no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?

Keep going until you get a reaction.

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#14

What animal is the worst at hiding?

The leopard — he’s always spotted.

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#15

Jokes for teens about garbage truck What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

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How Have Teen Jokes Evolved Over the Years?

If we were to hop into a time machine and go back a few decades, the humor landscape for teens would look drastically different than what we see today.

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In the pre-internet era, teen jokes were largely circulated through word of mouth, magazines aimed at younger audiences, and the occasional TV shows that had gained a cult following among the younger generation. Think of the '90s shows like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air or Saved by the Bell, which both offered a plethora of wisecracks and one-liners that teens back then would mimic.

Fast forward to the 2000s, and the internet starts to take over. Forums and early social media platforms like MySpace became the new playground for teen humor. It was in this period that "internet humor" started taking shape, with the rise of viral memes, flash animations, and early YouTube comedians.

Then came the 2010s. Enter smartphones, better internet connectivity, and social media platforms designed with sharing in mind. Vine's 6-second videos became a breeding ground for a unique, fast-paced humor style that had to deliver a punchline almost immediately. And let's not forget about the meme culture that sprouted on Tumblr, Reddit, and later Instagram and Twitter.

Now, in the 2020s, we have TikTok leading the charge. The humor here is a unique blend of the random, the absurd, the deeply ironic, and at times, the thought-provoking. Many of the jokes are so layered that they require a decent understanding of current events, internet culture, and even meme history to fully get them. It's also worth noting that the jokes aren't just verbal or visual — they're often a combination of both, playing off music, sounds, and text for a multi-sensory laugh.

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It's not just the medium that's changed but the subject matter too. Today's jokes often touch on social issues, mental health, and existential dread, topics that may have been considered too heavy for humor in previous generations but are now part of the everyday conversation for teens.

Long story short, teen humor has evolved from simple one-liners and sitcom jokes to a complex, multi-layered form of expression that leverages technology, embraces current events, and isn't afraid to delve into previously taboo topics. And honestly, given how fast things are changing, who knows what the next big shift in teen humor will be?

#17

I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.

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#18

Why do pirates have to learn the alphabet?

If they don’t, they’ll be lost at C.

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#19

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple.

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#20

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s okay. He woke up.

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#22

Why are spiders such know-it-alls?

They’re always on the web.

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#23

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the fresh prints.

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#24

Jokes for teens about crying A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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#25

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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#26

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyoncè.

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#27

I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.

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#28

Why can’t you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything.

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#30

A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.” A boy responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The difference between facts and opinions is that facts are true regardless of what anyone thinks

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#31

I thought my neighbours were lovely people. Then they went and put a password on their wi-fi.

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#33

What side of a turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

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#35

How did the bullet lose its job?

It got fired.

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#37

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can’t even.

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#38

What does a high school basketball player and a jury have in common?

The Court.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The High Court judges apparently have a private basketball court on the building's upper level. They jokingly call that the Highest Court.

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#39

I think my algebra teacher is a pirate. All she ever wants to do is find X.

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Gerard Neaux
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this as her ex and couldn't see what it has to do with pirates.

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#41

Jokes for teens about selfie Why did the selfie go to prison?

It was framed.

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#42

Which hand is better to write with?

Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil!

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#43

Were any famous men and women born on your birthday?

No, only babies.

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#44

What do you call high school kids who haven’t been able to go to school because of COVID-19?

Quaranteens.

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#45

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your neighbor!

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#47

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

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#50

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am forever going to remember this when I look at roast beef and pea soup…..

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#53

Jokes for teens about pimples Why do pimples make horrible prisoners?

Because they keep breaking out!

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#54

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!

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#55

Did you hear about the guy writing a construction book?

He’s still working on it.

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#57

Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens?

He lost his Hedwig.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, no, I'm not talking with a teen about why you would specify that a wig goes on a head.

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#59

What are two things you can’t have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.

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#62

Why shouldn’t you worry about passing math?

Because it’s easy as pi.

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#63

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

“Where’s popcorn?”

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#64

Why’d the elementary students look up to the high schoolers?

Because they’re smaller, they don’t have a choice.

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SweetsEve
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is literally where the term look up to comes from. This one is redundant.

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#67

Why did the cookie go to the nurse?

Because he felt crummy!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i've heard this before and even my uncle thought it was lame and hes a dad

#68

Jokes for teens about money Some kids told me they’d give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait.

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#69

What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way around?

R2-Detour.

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#72

The wedding was so beautiful. Even the cake was in tiers.

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#76

What book won’t teachers give you credit for reading?

Facebook.

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#77

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon aid.

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#78

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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#79

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

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#80

What is a ninja’s favorite kind of shoes?

Sneakers.

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#81

Why are eggs bad at telling jokes?

They always crack each other up.

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#84

Jokes for teens about school pizza What is red, orange, and full of disappointment?

High school pizza.

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#85

I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

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#86

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

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#87

What kind of room doesn’t have doors?

A mushroom!

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#88

What did one DNA strand say to the other?

Does my bum look good in these genes?

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#89

I wanted to buy a camouflage outfit, but I couldn’t find any.

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#90

I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it was pointless.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heard that first in black adder. Black adder- life without you is like a broken pencil Queenie- explain Black adder- pointless

#91

Why did the man fall down the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

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#93

Jokes for teens about school What did the middle schooler say to the high schooler?

Nothing, they texted.

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#95

Jokes for teens about punching bag What did the punching bag say to the boxer?

Hit me baby one more time.

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#96

Why was the math book bummed?

It had a lot of problems.

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#97

Jokes for teens about ACT and SAT What’s the difference between the ACT and SAT?

One letter.

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#98

Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed some space.

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#99

Why did the period tell the comma to stop?

It was the end of the sentence.

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#100

What gets sharper the more you use it but dull if you don’t use it at all?

Students.

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#101

What are the most popular perfumes for ages 12 to 18?

Adolescents.

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#102

Can you put the cat out?

Why, is it on fire?

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#103

Why do rappers need umbrellas?

Fo’ drizzle.

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#104

What has two legs but can’t walk?

A pair of jeans.

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#105

How do you make a lemon drop?

Just let go of it!

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#106

Jokes for teens about hat What did one hat say to the other?

Stay here, I’m going on ahead.

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#107

Jokes for teens about boy and clock Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly!

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#108

Did you get your hair cut?

No, I got them all cut.

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Abigail Coty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Erghh this is such a dad joke. My father is rather fond of this one.

#109

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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#110

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it has a silent pee.

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#111

What does a school and plant have in common?

STEM.

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#112

What can you catch but not throw?

Your breath.

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#113

Where do fish keep their money?

In the river bank!

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#114

Why did Adele cross the road?

To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was running from the police. They were going to arrest her for setting fire to the rain.

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#115

Jokes for teens about chickens How do wicked chickens reproduce?

They lay deviled eggs.

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#116

What did the traffic light say to the truck?

Don’t look! I’m changing!

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#118

Why is the obtuse angle sad?

Because it’s never right.

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#119

Jokes for teens about Dracula and snowman What happened with Dracula when meeting a snowman?

They got frostbite.

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SweetsEve
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shouldn't that be in reverse? The snowman meet dracula and got frostbitten?

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#120

Why do all judges get As in English class?

Because they know all about sentences.

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#122

What do you call a dog that can tell time?

A watch dog!

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#123

Why don’t history teachers want to teach about the Middle Ages?

It takes too many knights.

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#124

What do you call an old snowman?

A creek.

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#125

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did the punk rocker cross the road? Because he had a chicken stapled to his lip.

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#126

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner.

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#128

Jokes for teens about French teacher What did the French teacher say to the class?

I don’t know. I couldn’t understand her.

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#129

Why did the boy run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on sleep.

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#130

What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?

They’re both red except for the green one.

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#131

I’m a photographer of myself. You could say I’m selfie-employed.

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#133

Jokes for teens about ice cream Why does ice cream get invited to every party?

Because it’s cool and sweet.

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#134

How do you survive a deadly clown attack?

Go straight for the Juggalo.

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#135

What stays in a corner but can travel the world?

A postage stamp.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another one that is more of a riddle than a joke. A good riddle though.

#136

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

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#137

What do you call a rash on a pig?

Hogwarts.

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#139

Where do fruits go on vacation?

Pearis.

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#141

What do you call The Weeknd from Friday to Monday?

The Long Weeknd.

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#142

Jokes for teens about grizzly What do you call a grizzly with bad teeth?

A gummy bear.

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#143

What animal needs to wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

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#144

Boys: We rule because God made us first! God made you girls last!
Girls: Well, obviously God made a rough draft before a final copy.

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#145

Jokes for teens about hair What kind of hair does the ocean have?

Wavy.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it waved.

#147

Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?

So he could hide in the crayon box!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't any good without the follow up. "Have you ever seen one hiding in a crayon box?... Works, doesn't it?"

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#148

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where is pop corn?

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#149

What did the grape say when he was pinched?

Nothing, he gave a little wine.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Nothing, he just let out a little wine". Get it right.

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#150

Jokes for teens about period Why did the period tell the comma to stop?

It was the end of the sentence.

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